Holiday Ether...

[Obreh Winfrey]

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[The M.I.C.]

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[kingstl]

Everybody got that one crazy cousin....

Well my cousin been to prison twice and has a i-dont-give-a-fukk attitude. Dude straight says what ever he feels. I go pick him up , we hit chinese food spot. Fifty ni99as in front ....

Me: hey fellas, lemme slide thru

Him: yeah u betta then me, cuz ima moving ni99as out the way

me:


That couldve ended bad, im in St.Louis on the north side and he walk in mugging them ni99as like



then dude says "lets go back to yo house and eat

Me:



i dropped dude right back off

 

[Turbulent]

My story:

I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.


Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:really mom?
Mom:



Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?

For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.

PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Hold on...why you me?

The picture you posted had hair. How old was that picture breh?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00Q...=MFEYXKDQP2352X87DCE4&dpPl=1&dpID=51BJko9CayL

Man I wish that shyt had customer pictures

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

No ether, but lots of drama




.


My 22yr old female cousin cane out the closet

I already knew since she was since The 9th grade
Cause it was obvious to mw

But she told the rest of the family and they like


-----


I ended up about to stomp a male cousin

The whole family had to hold me back


This nikka texted me talking bout
If I harm him
He pressing charges

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My other cousin's husband
Told my pops that he think she bisexual and fukking her friend that is always coming over
- that friend tried to get me to smash a year ago but I was like

 

[Neuromancer]

We don't get ethered in Harlem. Sometimes in Brooklyn. But never in Queens

 

[The M.I.C.]

The picture you posted had hair. How old was that picture breh?

The one in the mirror?

Earlier this year.. I can grow hair but I have George Jefferson status type follicles, I'm bald in the back and on the top. I hadn't shaved my joint in that pic and my hair was very, very short.

 

[Brehcepticon]

Well at least you not an adult with a light bulb head

I look like a 6' 2" midget

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Exactly why I don't go home for the holidays.

Them nikkas only see me when somebody die. And not even during the funeral, I come for the damn wake so I can eat.

 

[Princess Coco]

You bald breh

Hold on...why you me?

Even babies grow hair breh

The one in the mirror?

Earlier this year.. I can grow hair but I have George Jefferson status type follicles, I'm bald in the back and on the top. I hadn't shaved my joint in that pic and my hair was very, very short.

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Princess Coco]

I’m sorry but that had me dying. My dad and uncle’s hair grow the same way

 

[Mr Rager]

Auntie: Awww everybody got taller except Clutch, he stuck