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I gotta big brain though
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I gotta big brain though
My mother delivered ether to me Thursday in front of everybody. I was getting my food and I was breaking a roll off and she was like
“nikka did you wash your hands before you touched that bread?
“
Everybody was like
Did you wash your hands though?
WaveMolecules
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my cousin: your an alcoholic
me:
me:
I gotta big brain though
Torenko
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One Thanksgiving, my grandmother was just chilling while me and my cousins were playing as she watched. Keep in mind some of em had white or hispanic moms. Out of nowhere, I hear her say, "All these little zebras running around here 
"
Luckily, there weren't any adults around to catch that, but I did... I did
"Luckily, there weren't any adults around to catch that, but I did... I did
James Gordon
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Funny is funny shat
lightbulb mafacka
lightbulb mafacka
martin payne
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breh i swear a bald head is open season for a lil kid to roast an adultNephew: if I ever go bald, I hope I have a shiny head like uncle gwoppo. Head like a light bulb.
Family:
Me:
i shave my head by choice
and my 3 year old cousin hit me with "if you eat some apples, maybe you'll grow some hair"
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My story:
I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.
Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?
For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.
PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.
Night before thanksgiving i took my grandma to the store for some last minute ingredients
*in the store*
me- um, can you hurry up. I need to go
her-
where you gotta go. I know you aint got no man
me -*mumbles* stfu
her -
I walked out the store, i knew i was about to get very disrespectful
One Thanksgiving, my grandmother was just chilling while me and my cousins were playing as she watched. Keep in mind some of em had white or hispanic moms. Out of nowhere, I hear her say, "All these little zebras running around here
Luckily, there weren't any adults around to catch that, but I did... I did
OP nothing wrong with your head sista.......we all know you got a booty to match.
I like my sistas with big heads and big booties.....word to Gina on Martin.....
I like my sistas with big heads and big booties.....word to Gina on Martin....
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BmoreGorilla
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I don’t think soDid you wash your hands though?
Yoo moms use to tell my brothers and I not to bring home any zebrasOne Thanksgiving, my grandmother was just chilling while me and my cousins were playing as she watched. Keep in mind some of em had white or hispanic moms. Out of nowhere, I hear her say, "All these little zebras running around here
Luckily, there weren't any adults around to catch that, but I did... I did
"I want black grandbabies, no zebras you hear?"
Yoo moms use to tell my brothers and I not to bring home any zebras
"I want black grandbabies, no zebras you hear?"
Haha I love it.....aint nothing like older black women. They pull no punches.
NotAnFBIagent
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Lightbulb head ass girl
I don’t think so
My girl's mom caught them strays last Thanksgiving cuz she tried to leave the house with 30-50% of the leftovers. I was told by moms that I may have went over board cuz I told my girls mom that just cuz she stay in a homeless shelter (it ain't one, but damn near close enough) don't mean we finna feed a bunch of they asses. In my defense, don't fukk with my food