Holiday Ether...

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So it's the holidays and that usually means "family time." But as we all know family doesn't always equal fun. I know I am not the only one that has been delivered some early holiday ether to keep me warm by the fire side.

Let's share...

:youmadswag:

My story in the next post....

 

[SmokyQuartz]

Disrespect family on the holidays brehettes

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

You mean where you've ethered someone or someone has ethered you?

In

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

My story:

I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.


Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:really mom?
Mom:



Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?

For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.

PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You mean where you've ethered someone or someone has ethered you?

In

someone in your family ethers you

 

[Kisame]

My story:

I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.


Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:really mom?
Mom:



Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?

For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.

PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[Gwoppo]

someone in your family ethers you

Nephew: if I ever go bald, I hope I have a shiny head like uncle gwoppo. Head like a light bulb.
Family:

Me:

 

[Bart simpson]

My story:

I am talking to my parents on speaker phone on Thanksgiving and they are talking about when they met almost 30 years ago.


Me: Yea daddy was cheesing all hard at you
Dad (step): Yep
Mom: How do you know?
Me: You told me.
Mom: Oh he thought you were so cute
Me: He was not thinking about me. He was looking at you.
Mom: Oh no he use to always tell me how cute you were
Me: Oh he was like "Your lightbulb head daughter is cute."
Dad: Haha
Me: Hahaha
Mom:
Dad and I: *quiet*
Mom:
Me:really mom?
Mom:



Why did she start crying because she was laughing so hard?

For years this women denied my large baby head but that joke opened the flood gates. My momma thinks I had an alien baby head ya'll. I wanna go back in time and not make that joke. I miss the lie.

PS It's been 3 days and I brought it up and she still laughs like it's the first time she heard the joke.

That's the decades of laughing in the shadows...now she can do it in person...

Somebody needs a chilled beverage...

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

I mean as good looking as you are and I mean this in the best way possible maam , you still do kinda have an alien light bulb esque head...

 

[King Poetic]

time for some big head jokes ... be right back let me get something to drink

 

[Strapped]

Can i see it

 

[Princess Coco]

Night before thanksgiving i took my grandma to the store for some last minute ingredients
*in the store*
me- um, can you hurry up. I need to go
her-
where you gotta go. I know you aint got no man
me - *mumbles* stfu
her -
I walked out the store, i knew i was about to get very disrespectful

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Nephew: if I ever go bald, I hope I have a shiny head like uncle gwoppo. Head like a light bulb.
Family:

Me:

Why they laughing at our pain breh?