Field Marshall Bradley
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Johnny is fukking the husband /THREAD
Homeless Over an Eggplant :-(
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Johnny is fukking the husband /THREAD
I'm going to assume that the husband is insecure...
Hell yea...
He Should've dropped her at another time without telling her why...should've never brought up dikk size.
Hell yea...
He Should've dropped her at another time without telling her why...should've never brought up dikk size.
But how can you not look when a man got his dikk all out? Lol
Woulda sent Johnny ass home for coming in my house with his tools out.This situation is so messed up.
My home girl stays with her man. He comes home yesterday with his home boy who they jokingly refer to as '3 Arm Johnny'.
Anyway Johnny comes in the house living up to his name in some basketball shorts. She said the 3rd arm's hang time was so crazy you could see the tip hanging out the bottom.
She, of course, is horrified but her man sees her peeping the mushroom cap and flies into a rage and starts crying his eyes out. He confesses that his Vienna sausage could could never measure up the long arm of the law Johnny is packing.
Her man then gets on a group chat telling his friends about how Johnny made him feel like less than a man in his own home and the proceeds to pack her shyt crying the whole about a man is 'more than a dikk you whore':shaking:.
She tries to go on group chat and plead her case but the damage is done. Baby girl sitting in the Holiday Inn as we speak.
Cold world. :Sadsmiley:
AASAP
Show some goddamn respect u sick b*stard. There's kids here.
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sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
1st of all y he didn't check his homeboy for comin over with his dicc hanging out. 2nd I can I understand y ya homegirl was staring. It wouldn't be from admiration tho it would be from horror cuz that's 2 much dicc.3rd of all never live in A situation where a nikka can put u out. 4th story fake cuz ain't no real nicca letting no nicca outdicc him in front of his girl lol.
#teamlildicc
#teamlildicc
Right, why is his mans allowed to advertise in his crib?
idonttouchgrass
Superstar
@b_low_brownIs this a spin? Swear this happened in a different thread
He shoulda thrown that nikka out. Or told him to put some fukking pants on. What man walks around another man's house with his sausage showing? Wait...
is this a @Buckeye Fever story?
is this a @Buckeye Fever story?They compete with each other low key. Or Johnny just like to stunt from time to time, cuz he's a jerk on some. I could have ur girl shyt. Rivalries among men go deep sometimes. Even when we friends.
But really Johnny ain't his friend.
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Me personally as a grower not a shower
I know women visually like lookinf at large sizes
I would've checked the nikka before even bringing him into my home.
Why the fukk would I bring another man over my crib with his meat swinging? :loldame:
I'm dropping a chick if she is getting bytchy and pulling back ..not because I think I cant satisfy her
paperbag
Death to the demoness Allegra Geller
He's had at least 10 years post puberty to come to grips with the fact that he has a small penis, why lose composure and blow up on her now? Childish.
And it's not her fault, exposed peen in a normal social setting is very rare. I've been there and it's like a car crash, difficult to look away.
How big a eggplant are we talking with Johnny 