How did y'all find out your boo cheated

[beanz]

how you go to the virgin from a happy home? how did yall meet?

@beanz

How did you meet your wife?

that shyt was pure luck/fate/whatever u wanna call it..

my wife's mom babysat my cousin hayley who is now 19 yrs old and her little brother andrew who is 9. so ive always seen my wife around since i was 16 or so. i always thought she was cute but nothing special cause i never met her or spoke to her. i used to pick up my cousins at her house (we lived on the same bock our whole lives) but i only ever spoke to her mom.

a year and change after me and my ex broke up, i had back surgery. i fukked up my lower back doing the MMA and i had to stop working. so as i was recovering from surgery, my uncle called me and asked me if i wanted to make some money and take my cousin hayley along with my wife and her parents to the airport the next day. at the time i was smoking weed like crazy and could use that money so i said yea.

the next morning im sittin in the car at 6am driving them to the airport, and i hear my wife speak for the first time. she was speaking to her dad and she spoke to him with such love, affection and respect that i was like wow, these princesses still exist. after the whole shyt with my ex, i concluded that fukking with bytches with daddy issues was a huge fukking no no. so when i heard my wife speak to her dad the way she did, at then 24 yrs old, i was struck. so i dropped them off, and the whole ride back, no lie,(this is some cheesy lifetime shyt but i swear to god its the truth) i just kept saying over and over again in my head that i found my wife. i just knew it. i was 100% sure i was gonna marry her.

i get home and i made a little facebook status () "met a dominican princess today, i always wanted one of those". I KNEW my uncle would tell her i said that. he texted me and was like so how was the trip, i asked him her name and he was like i knew u were talking about her. meanwhile in DR, while im over here telling my best friend and my brothers about her and they clowned me for being a simp she was in DR visiting my town and my parents house! my baby cousin is my dads niece so she wanted to see the house and took my wife with her. my dad put that pic up on FB and if wasnt convinced before, now i was.

i didnt get a first date til 7 months later tho. i played it cool and sent her an fb message and then we went to chipotle with my baby cousin once. this whole time she knew how i felt cause my unc told me but she had just broke up with her ex. i took a couple of salsa dance classes that she taught with her ex (who i thought was her gay best friend). when i found out he was her ex, i backed off and started dating other females. then one day i saw her on the block looking sad walking down so i sent her a message saying i hope everything was ok and that i knew something was wrong because her favorite feature was her smile and it was weird not seeing it. she told me after that was the first thing that made her start thinking about me. 3 months later, at my baby cousin's 18th birthday, we both went, danced all night, and she fell for me. 1 week later was the first date, and not even 2 years later we were married.

EDIT: i forgot to mention, i didnt even know she was a virgin til 7 months later on our first date. so i spent 7 months crushing on her hard, and didnt even realize she was a virgin. when i found out thats when i was like ok thats it this is the future mother of my kids.

 

[Demon]

This isnt my story...but my homie one time suspected his girl of cheating but just couldnt catch her...so one day he called off work and came to get me to roll back to his apartment with him.....he parked in the back and we crept up to the top floor when her apartment was...this bytch wasted no time...it was like 45 minutes since he left there and we put our ears to the door and heard some nikka like "Yeah, thats right bytch, suck this dikk...suck it" I was and
and he was and

he kicked his own door in and this cat was a$$hole naked getting sloppy top from my mans girl and screamed and tried to run in the back...my man ran at him and punched him in the back of the head, dude fell into the kitchen then my man grabbed a skillet and started beating the shyt out of his head with the skillet while ole girl started screaming for someone to call the cops....i had to grab my homie and literally drag him down 4 flights of steps so we could dip......after 15 minutes of driving, cops pull us over....locked him up, told me to beat it or i was going in too...he bonded out 4 days later, went back to the apartment, beat the shyt out of his girl and went right back to jail the same day.

He lost his job and his apartment over that wench

 

[MikelArteta]

Thanks for giving me hope breh

that shyt was pure luck/fate/whatever u wanna call it..

my wife's mom babysat my cousin hayley who is now 19 yrs old and her little brother andrew who is 9. so ive always seen my wife around since i was 16 or so. i always thought she was cute but nothing special cause i never met her or spoke to her. i used to pick up my cousins at her house (we lived on the same bock our whole lives) but i only ever spoke to her mom.

a year and change after me and my ex broke up, i had back surgery. i fukked up my lower back doing the MMA and i had to stop working. so as i was recovering from surgery, my uncle called me and asked me if i wanted to make some money and take my cousin hayley along with my wife and her parents to the airport the next day. at the time i was smoking weed like crazy and could use that money so i said yea.

the next morning im sittin in the car at 6am driving them to the airport, and i hear my wife speak for the first time. she was speaking to her dad and she spoke to him with such love, affection and respect that i was like wow, these princesses still exist. after the whole shyt with my ex, i concluded that fukking with bytches with daddy issues was a huge fukking no no. so when i heard my wife speak to her dad the way she did, at then 24 yrs old, i was struck. so i dropped them off, and the whole ride back, no lie,(this is some cheesy lifetime shyt but i swear to god its the truth) i just kept saying over and over again in my head that i found my wife. i just knew it. i was 100% sure i was gonna marry her.

i get home and i made a little facebook status () "met a dominican princess today, i always wanted one of those". I KNEW my uncle would tell her i said that. he texted me and was like so how was the trip, i asked him her name and he was like i knew u were talking about her. meanwhile in DR, while im over here telling my best friend and my brothers about her and they clowned me for being a simp she was in DR visiting my town and my parents house! my baby cousin is my dads niece so she wanted to see the house and took my wife with her. my dad put that pic up on FB and if wasnt convinced before, now i was.

i didnt get a first date til 7 months later tho. i played it cool and sent her an fb message and then we went to chipotle with my baby cousin once. this whole time she knew how i felt cause my unc told me but she had just broke up with her ex. i took a couple of salsa dance classes that she taught with her ex (who i thought was her gay best friend). when i found out he was her ex, i backed off and started dating other females. then one day i saw her on the block looking sad walking down so i sent her a message saying i hope everything was ok and that i knew something was wrong because her favorite feature was her smile and it was weird not seeing it. she told me after that was the first thing that made her start thinking about me. 3 months later, at my baby cousin's 18th birthday, we both went, danced all night, and she fell for me. 1 week later was the first date, and not even 2 years later we were married.

EDIT: i forgot to mention, i didnt even know she was a virgin til 7 months later on our first date. so i spent 7 months crushing on her hard, and didnt even realize she was a virgin. when i found out thats when i was like ok thats it this is the future mother of my kids.

 

[beanz]

Thanks for giving me hope breh

i had almost given up hope breh. the genuinely great women do exist, but they are very hard to find and even harder to get. if u treat them the way u treat regular bytches, she will not be impressed by that and she will keep it movin. u kinda have to go the extra mile for them.

the problem is, so many hoes pretend to be the genuine good woman that its so hard to distinguish one from the other.

 

[MikelArteta]

That is true, I believe in fate .

I've only loved Twp women and both carved out my heart and drained me. Mentally and emotionally.

You won the jackpot though
A woman more precious than rubies

Its funny how you mentioned you knew right away my brother in law told me the same whenhe met my sister for the first time.

I want that feeling

i had almost given up hope breh. the genuinely great women do exist, but they are very hard to find and even harder to get. if u treat them the way u treat regular bytches, she will not be impressed by that and she will keep it movin. u kinda have to go the extra mile for them.

the problem is, so many hoes pretend to be the genuine good woman that its so hard to distinguish one from the other.

 

[beanz]

That is true, I believe in fate .

I've only loved Twp women and both carved out my heart and drained me. Mentally and emotionally.

You won the jackpot though
A woman more precious than rubies

Its funny how you mentioned you knew right away my brother in law told me the same whenhe met my sister for the first time.

I want that feeling

its a crazy ass feeling lol i couldnt stop laughing for a good hour and change n then i couldnt stop talking about her to my best friend and my brother. they must have been sick of me lol.

i hope u find it breh

 

[A.V.]

This isnt my story...but my homie one time suspected his girl of cheating but just couldnt catch her...so one day he called off work and came to get me to roll back to his apartment with him.....he parked in the back and we crept up to the top floor when her apartment was...this bytch wasted no time...it was like 45 minutes since he left there and we put our ears to the door and heard some nikka like "Yeah, thats right bytch, suck this dikk...suck it" I was and
and he was and

he kicked his own door in and this cat was @sshole naked getting sloppy top from my mans girl and screamed and tried to run in the back...my man ran at him and punched him in the back of the head, dude fell into the kitchen then my man grabbed a skillet and started beating the shyt out of his head with the skillet while ole girl started screaming for someone to call the cops....i had to grab my homie and literally drag him down 4 flights of steps so we could dip......after 15 minutes of driving, cops pull us over....locked him up, told me to beat it or i was going in too...he bonded out 4 days later, went back to the apartment, beat the shyt out of his girl and went right back to jail the same day.

He lost his job and his apartment over that wench

My nikka I ain't eem mad. I woulda been the first nikka wit that bail money. And I don't even condone puttin my hands on women at all, but I damn sure woulda turned a blind eye to that shyt & never judged him off of it. Especially if he was payin bills there

Never cool to lose ya cool over a female, but some things are more understandable than others:

 

[Demon]

I damn sure woulda turned a blind eye to that shyt & never judged him off of it. Especially if he was payin bills there

Never cool to lose ya cool over a female, but some things are more understandable than others:

i never judged him off that....especially considering we found out later on this nikka was leaving for work, and then she was hopping on them phone chat party lines in philly with that pay to play shyt, and whoring herself out, 50 to fukk, 25 for a suck, 60 for both

If I posted all the fukkery about these 2, it would be one of the most interesting threads on the coli

 

[A.V.]

i never judged him off that....especially considering we found out later on this nikka was leaving for work, and then she was hopping on them phone chat party lines in philly with that pay to play shyt, and whoring herself out, 50 to fukk, 25 for a suck, 60 for both

If I posted all the fukkery about these 2, it would be one of the most interesting threads on the coli

My nikka, the PARTY LINE!!!!


Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Demon]

My nikka, the PARTY LINE!!!!


Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nikka....before POF and mothafukkas got down to the internet. a nikka ate good off them party lines back in the day

but sometimes you got those duds you had to tell them you was going to get some popcorn in the movies and bounce without seeing the movie you paid for

 

[LimitedEdition]

Where should I start? My high school sweetheart was the only one I KNEW was cheating. I aint need hardcore proof. It was blatant.

- answering his phone to a girl saying hey baby, I hand him the phone and say "she's looking for someone named "hey baby," and he hung up in the girls face and started stuttering
- pics of him on one of those club websites with the same chick over and over
- latex condoms under the driver seat of his car (Im allergic to latex)
- one time I went to his apartment (he asked me to come over) but I came earlier than Id said I would and his car was outside so I went to the door and knocked, his room mate answered and burst out laughing and said, he in his room. I went to the room and knocked he was like "Just wait in the living room Im coming." He then told me thru the door to tell his room mate to come to the door. When the room mate came back to the living room he turned on the tv.
- I called him once and his friend was like "Who is that 'Judy'?" and my name aint Judy and he had no relatives named Judy.
- he only spent half of valentines day with me one year and would answer the phone the whole day until about 6 pm.
- deleting me on Facebook/Myspace
- I was at the doctors office one day and he was parking the car. When he came in he looked like he'd seen a ghost. I was like "Whats wrong with you?" and the chick across the room was like "Oh hey 'Brandon,' your phone still broke?" and rolled her eyes. My dudes name won't Brandon.
- Some chick at Walmart walked up to him like "I thought you were going back to school, people keep telling me they been seeing you around." I walked off. Apparently he had old her he was going back to school out of town or something. When I got to the end of the aisle she was like "Your sister leaving you."

Don't feel bad for me brehs. The things I did to this dude far outweigh the shyt he thinks he did to me. He will never know the extent of all of what I did.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Where should I start? My high school sweetheart was the only one I KNEW was cheating. I aint need hardcore proof. It was blatant.

- answering his phone to a girl saying hey baby, I hand him the phone and say "she's looking for someone named "hey baby," and he hung up in the girls face and started stuttering
- pics of him on one of those club websites with the same chick over and over
- latex condoms under the driver seat of his car (Im allergic to latex)
- one time I went to his apartment (he asked me to come over) but I came earlier than Id said I would and his car was outside so I went to the door and knocked, his room mate answered and burst out laughing and said, he in his room. I went to the room and knocked he was like "Just wait in the living room Im coming." He then told me thru the door to tell his room mate to come to the door. When the room mate came back to the living room he turned on the tv.
- I called him once and his friend was like "Who is that 'Judy'?" and my name aint Judy and he had no relatives named Judy.
- he only spent half of valentines day with me one year and would answer the phone the whole day until about 6 pm.
- deleting me on Facebook/Myspace
- I was at the doctors office one day and he was parking the car. When he came in he looked like he'd seen a ghost. I was like "Whats wrong with you?" and the chick across the room was like "Oh hey 'Brandon,' your phone still broke?" and rolled her eyes. My dudes name won't Brandon.
- Some chick at Walmart walked up to him like "I thought you were going back to school, people keep telling me they been seeing you around." I walked off. Apparently he had old her he was going back to school out of town or something. When I got to the end of the aisle she was like "Your sister leaving you."

Don't feel bad for me brehs. The things I did to this dude far outweigh the shyt he thinks he did to me. He will never know the extent of all of what I did.

 

[LimitedEdition]

trust me. I got this LOL

 

[Draje]

trust me. I got this LOL

How'd you get him back? What'd you do to him?

 

[Sane]

Where should I start? My high school sweetheart was the only one I KNEW was cheating. I aint need hardcore proof. It was blatant.

- answering his phone to a girl saying hey baby, I hand him the phone and say "she's looking for someone named "hey baby," and he hung up in the girls face and started stuttering
- pics of him on one of those club websites with the same chick over and over
- latex condoms under the driver seat of his car (Im allergic to latex)
- one time I went to his apartment (he asked me to come over) but I came earlier than Id said I would and his car was outside so I went to the door and knocked, his room mate answered and burst out laughing and said, he in his room. I went to the room and knocked he was like "Just wait in the living room Im coming." He then told me thru the door to tell his room mate to come to the door. When the room mate came back to the living room he turned on the tv.
- I called him once and his friend was like "Who is that 'Judy'?" and my name aint Judy and he had no relatives named Judy.
- he only spent half of valentines day with me one year and would answer the phone the whole day until about 6 pm.
- deleting me on Facebook/Myspace
- I was at the doctors office one day and he was parking the car. When he came in he looked like he'd seen a ghost. I was like "Whats wrong with you?" and the chick across the room was like "Oh hey 'Brandon,' your phone still broke?" and rolled her eyes. My dudes name won't Brandon.
- Some chick at Walmart walked up to him like "I thought you were going back to school, people keep telling me they been seeing you around." I walked off. Apparently he had old her he was going back to school out of town or something. When I got to the end of the aisle she was like "Your sister leaving you."

Don't feel bad for me brehs. The things I did to this dude far outweigh the shyt he thinks he did to me. He will never know the extent of all of what I did.

And What did you do to him?