How do you properly "cool out" a chick?

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Hopefully you not speaking from personal experience
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Feigned insecurity / ineptitude is the way out, my breh.

  • Every time she asks you about your desires, just tell her you don't really have any other than doing whatever it takes to make her happy. Get used to saying the phrase, "I don't care baby whatever you want is fine..."
  • Stop giving her orgasms. Then after sex, ask her if she came. Ask her every single time you have sex. If she says yes, ask her if she's sure. If she says anything other than yes, start crying.
  • Question her about every single man who follows her or likes on her comments on social media. Tell her she can't have any male followers / friends. Do this every day. If you can bring up the same person multiple times, even better.
  • Let her catch you going through her phone. When she "catches" you, start crying and tell her that you feel like she is out of your league and you just felt insecure about the relationship and need some re-assurance that this love is going to last forever and ever. Make sure you use the phrase "forever and ever".
  • Get a prepaid debit card and spend the entire balance. Then tell her you're taking her out on a very nice very expensive date. Make a big deal about it. Get dressed up in a 3-piece suit and tell her to put on her best gown. Take her out to an extremely upscale restaurant and use the empty debit card to pay. When the server comes back to the table to tell you the card was declined, look ineptly at her and apologize but that's the only card you have so she'll have to pay.
Basically, just act like a lil bytch. She'll take care of the rest.
 
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Feigned insecurity / ineptitude is the way out, my breh.

  • Every time she asks you about your desires, just tell her you don't really know but whatever she wants is ok with you. Get used to saying the phrase, "I don't care baby whatever you want is fine..."
  • After sex, ask her if she came. Ask her every single time you have sex. If she says yes, ask her if she's sure. If she says anything other than yes, start crying.
  • Question her about every single man who follows her or likes on her comments on social media. Do this every day. If you can bring up the same person multiple times, even better.
  • Let her catch you going through her phone. When she "catches" you, start crying and tell her that you feel like she is out of your league and you just felt insecure about the relationship and need some re-assurance that this love is going to last forever and ever. Make sure you use the phrase "forever and ever".
  • Get a prepaid debit card and spend the entire balance. Then take her out to dinner and use the empty debit card to pay. When the server comes back to the table to tell you the card was declined, look ineptly at her and apologize but that's the only card you have so she'll have to pay.
Basically, just act like a lil bytch. She'll take care of the rest.
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Max Power said:
It's crazy, dudes here all trying to be nice and courteous while when it's time for women to end their shyt, they set up their new situation, drop you without a seconds hesitation and then tell everybody it was your fault :mjlol:

We aren't women so don't act like them, and, 'courteous' is subjective. I've broken things off with a woman on Valentine's Day by telling her that my present to her was her freedom.​
 
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