How does Alex Smith feel right about now?

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Got fans wondering why the fukk they have a back-up quarterback in that commercial..
 

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That was the first game. The rest of the season has been him seeing his girl around town w/ the new dude over the next few months.... Seeing and overhearing from mutual friends how good he is to her.

He heard they hit a rough patch and started feeling :smugbiden: only to hear from the mutual friends a week later that the new dude took his girl on a vacation to Paris to make amends. He's like, "You know, I took her to Paris last year." and they're like, "Oh yeah, that's right. But he flew her out on his private jet. I think they're going to the Carribbean too--and I they might get married there :guilty:"

Worst of all, his bytch still texts him about how she wants things to cool between them--howthey still can be friends...:wow:

But that new nikka...he's the one that has her heart. :blessed:
Damn...what a difference a year makes.

Alex got himself a new girl. She's homely and has self-esteem issues but doesn't ask much of him. Just stability. Meanwhile Kaep hit some hard times...used to be able to afford private jet trips to Paris and the Carribean...but lookin like he only got enough bread to take ole girl to the Red Lobster near the outlet mall this year.:wow: Meanwhile his bytch cant make up her mind, like...
why dont he take me nowhere nice no more :mjcry:
we had the time of our lives last year :mjcry:
thought we had a future :mjcry:

but he aint hittin it right no more :mjcry:

dont move right in the box at all :mjcry:

not creative in between ths sheets no more :mjcry:

[3 hours later]

you know what...this muhfukka aint shyt :scust:

i wonder how Alex doin though? :lupe:
*www.instagram.com/alex:flabbynsick:smith*
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Maybe I'm being unfair to Colin :skip:

I mean we did have a good time last year :skip:

smh brehs
 

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Damn...what a difference a year makes.

Alex got himself a new girl. She's homely and has self-esteem issues but doesn't ask much of him. Just stability. Meanwhile Kaep hit some hard times...used to be able to afford private jet trips to Paris and the Carribean...but lookin like he only got enough bread to take ole girl to the Red Lobster near the outlet mall this year.:wow: Meanwhile his bytch cant make up her mind, like...
why dont he take me nowhere nice no more :mjcry:
we had the time of our lives last year :mjcry:
thought we had a future :mjcry:

but he aint hittin it right no more :mjcry:

dont move right in the box at all :mjcry:

not creative in between ths sheets no more :mjcry:

[3 hours later]

you know what...this muhfukka aint shyt :scust:

i wonder how Alex doin though? :lupe:
*www.instagram.com/alex:flabbynsick:smith*
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Maybe I'm being unfair to Colin :skip:

I mean we did have a good time last year :skip:

smh brehs
they can all hang out during the offseason because they'll both be at home watching it week 18
 
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Has Alex smith thrown a TD pass to a wr this year? :patrice:

The subject is tired, but Kaep is at that point where I literally can't see many QB's playing worse than him in this offense.

Stevie Johnson, Q, Crabtree, Davis

Gore, Hyde

And you're a guy with 16tds/10 picks and can't get a drive going to save your life against a 1-11 football team

I wonder what Gabbert could do with these guys honestly
 
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