How long church supposed to last

[Dad]

nikka looks like two kids in a trench coat

 

[I AM WE ARE]

45 minutes.

I'll stay in church with you long as you like wifey

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Personally, I think it should be an 1 hr.

I've finished a church service in a half hour. Preached 15 minute, and we was done with corporate prayer, giving, singing, etc in the other 15 minutes. I believe the attention spans are only 26 minutes for public speakers scientists say.

 

[Collateral]

Church deadass be going from 10:30-3:30. Im like c’mon son for what? Nothing pisses me off more than when it’s time to leave but everybody still standing around talking Like y’all didn’t just have a whole 5-6 hours to do all of this. No I’m not trying to stick around for dinner either

 

[TL15]

Most churches would prefer a drive through window where you can just drop off your tithe and keep it moving

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Man you know they have the 1 hour pregame show warmup them the main event that takes 2-3hours, hymns, music selections, praying and preaching. man I hated church when I was a kid... Thank God I'm a grown man and can tell my family no right op...

Mama youknowdamnwell is undefeated bruh I'm good

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm glad my mom is cool with me being a different religion we wouldn't get along if she wasn't.

 

[Pseudonym]

If this man don’t get to the point

 

[Yinny]

Most churches would prefer a drive through window where you can just drop off your tithe and keep it moving

Damn I’m stealing this

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Baptist? 2-3 hours.

Pentecostal? Bring a lunch.​

 

[VelourSocks]

an hour or two hours at most

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Catholic mass was 1 hour. But its the longest hour you ever experienced especially as a kid. Once communion commenced it was

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Cause I'm not trying be in here all day
Moms came in town and asked me to go and I can't tell moms no.
I got extreme a.d.d. I hope he knows my heart because my mind
I woke my son up and he hit me with the
I'm leaving after an hour. Anything longer than that he just trying hear himself talk

Breh... .

All I'll tell you is be glad you're going to church on a Sunday instead of a Saturday.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I'm glad my mom is cool with me being a different religion we wouldn't get along if she wasn't.

She knows I don't have a religion but it's my mother all the way from Louisiana bruh

 

[I AM WE ARE]

My nephew is sagging
I done told him "them boys" be at church lurking
He pulled em up quick as hell