How many times a week you think----I will kill this Bytch------?

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This past weekend I thought about it about a dozen times.

This might sound crazy but I'm happy that the work week has started.
 
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Sounds like a man in a long term committed relationship, glad to know I have some brethren here.

The answer is, yes, I did it Saturday A better thread would be what's the last thing that made you think this; here's mine.

So we're shopping for dinner, we're making hamburgers and hot dogs and we're in the meat section. So I ask the lady "Should we get this one (.8lbs of chopped meat) and she's texting and quickly says "no we need more" . So my silly ass picks up the package that is 1.5 lbs and says "How about this one?" and while texting looking at me, the lady says no. I almost lost my fukking shyt.

I started cursing her out in a whisper, freaking out in the meat section "Get off your fukking phone and pick the fukking meat then. This is fukking bullshyt" so she looks at me like i`m nuts, tells me to take a walk. To which I reply" What fukking meat do you fukking want!" still in my low ass whisper cuss out with crazy eyes.


In short, I wanted to kill this bytch over chopped meat.
 

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Sounds like a man in a long term committed relationship, glad to know I have some brethren here.

The answer is, yes, I did it Saturday A better thread would be what's the last thing that made you think this; here's mine.

So we're shopping for dinner, we're making hamburgers and hot dogs and we're in the meat section. So I ask the lady "Should we get this one (.8lbs of chopped meat) and she's texting and quickly says "no we need more" . So my silly ass picks up the package that is 1.5 lbs and says "How about this one?" and while texting looking at me, the lady says no. I almost lost my fukking shyt.

I started cursing her out in a whisper, freaking out in the meat section "Get off your fukking phone and pick the fukking meat then. This is fukking bullshyt" so she looks at me like i`m nuts, tells me to take a walk. To which I reply" What fukking meat do you fukking want!" still in my low ass whisper cuss out with crazy eyes.


In short, I wanted to kill this bytch over chopped meat.


Why so angry breh?
 

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Sounds like a man in a long term committed relationship, glad to know I have some brethren here.

The answer is, yes, I did it Saturday A better thread would be what's the last thing that made you think this; here's mine.

So we're shopping for dinner, we're making hamburgers and hot dogs and we're in the meat section. So I ask the lady "Should we get this one (.8lbs of chopped meat) and she's texting and quickly says "no we need more" . So my silly ass picks up the package that is 1.5 lbs and says "How about this one?" and while texting looking at me, the lady says no. I almost lost my fukking shyt.

I started cursing her out in a whisper, freaking out in the meat section "Get off your fukking phone and pick the fukking meat then. This is fukking bullshyt" so she looks at me like i`m nuts, tells me to take a walk. To which I reply" What fukking meat do you fukking want!" still in my low ass whisper cuss out with crazy eyes.


In short, I wanted to kill this bytch over chopped meat.

no you don't whitey :shaq:
 

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damn near everyweek , bytch always want to invite me to go to her family house and i dont like people :noah:
 
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damn near everyweek , bytch always want to invite me to go to her family house and i dont like people :noah:

Family is cool for me, but when she invites me to do some shyt she clearly knows I wont want to do.

"Come out in the city with me and my girlfriends"

Knowing I can't stand most of her friends or the city, like what answer do you expect to that? It's funny because we as men don't invite women to shyt we know they`ll hate, but they can't help but do it to us.
 

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When your girl wants to have a serious conversation when I'm watching the game and refuses to wait till the game is done....or when she doesn't let shyt go
 

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who the fukk whispers when they mad?!? made me think of old jamie foxx bit from straight from the foxxhole...ol' jimmy come here now' lookin ass


on the real tho, i go thru that shyt every weekend, on some samuel l jackson from pulp fiction shyt.

People that don't want to make scene
 

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It's funny because we as men don't invite women to shyt we know they`ll hate, but they can't help but do it to us.

I'm sayin' tho.

2 weekends ago, I had to go to my girlfriend's nephew's graduation, which I wouldn't have minded if there was just one ceremony, but oh no... no no no.

There was the normal ceremony that all universities do, and then, because he's gay, he decided to take part in a 2nd "Gay and lesbian" graduation ceremony. :snoop:

Like why in the fukk would she ask me to to come to that? :beli:
 
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