How the hell do yall have dogs?

Noriega

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Your sister is a shytty owner. :skip:

The only issue I have with my dog is his barking at the cats. You can't get them. fukk up already. :gucci:
Right, definitely reflective of my sisters ownership

so a dog can be trained to walk itself at 5am, not cover my nice hardwood floors in pet hair, pick up its own feces, bathe itself?

fukk dogs.
 

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The animal needs to be completely brainwashed, constantly leashed and controlled/corrected to serve humans otherwise they'll flip out and start biting for no reason. Can't stand dog ownership.
 

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Motherfukkers don't train them at a young age. That jumping all over shyt, tearing into shyt behavior is because fools (especially women) enable them to do that.

I can count on my hands the number of chill ass dogs I've ever seen, and that's including service dogs.
 

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We nearly got a husky dog but I just couldn’t do it. Cleaning up after them, the walking them but most of all, the smell. :scust:

We settled on getting a cat instead. Never had an issue with him.:jawalrus:
Literally witnessed my sister bathe him the night she dropped him off. He’s been inside nearly the entire time and he still has an unpleasant odor :scust:
 

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Was just talking to someone about this
Once you have the dog trained and a system is in place it’s autopilot
But getting to that point seems like absolute hell.

then dogs are too needy for me personally
Sometimes you just wanna come home and chill
Don’t feel like some dog being all on your dikk 24/7 following you from room to room all in your face
If I just want something with fur I can touch a couple times a day a cat is good enough :hubie:
 

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was dog sitting for a cousin once…was walking him and not paying attention while I stopped to talk to someone…was ready to go back home when I seen this muthafukka teeth/mouth caked up with shyt…had to spend a good 15 minutes blasting his mouth with a hose and watching small chunks of shyt fly all over the front yard :snoop:
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Been dog sitting for my sister the past few days, bout ready to drop him off at a shelter somewhere.

Slightest noise such as a passing truck or wind, nonstop barking and growling

Lunging at people & squirrels, birds when I walk him

Pet hair all over my floors

having to walk the mf in 30 degree weather after getting off work at 6am

Tore up my gym bag cuz it was granola bars in it

they stink, no matter how many times you bathe them

Dk how you animalset brehs do it, too much unnecessary extra work
 
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