How the hell do yall have dogs?

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Been dog sitting for my sister the past few days, bout ready to drop him off at a shelter somewhere.

Slightest noise such as a passing truck or wind, nonstop barking and growling

Lunging at people & squirrels, birds when I walk him

Pet hair all over my floors

having to walk the mf in 30 degree weather after getting off work at 6am

Tore up my gym bag cuz it was granola bars in it

they stink, no matter how many times you bathe them

Dk how you animalset brehs do it, too much unnecessary extra work
The dog isn't trained. Sounds like neither of ya'll should have a dog. My dogs don't do anything of that. They also don't stink outside of a normal dog smell. They don't even have bad breath.
 

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:hhh: Live with animals that have an odor brehs
 

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Right, definitely reflective of my sisters ownership

so a dog can be trained to walk itself at 5am, not cover my nice hardwood floors in pet hair, pick up its own feces, bathe itself?

fukk dogs.
You have a problem with getting some cardio in? Who says you have to wake up early and walk the dog at that time? You do your own schedule. :dahell:

People shed dead skin, which makes up most dust. Plus if you have hair, some of it comes off. Maybe even more than dogs.

Acting like a dog shyts five times a day. It’s not like you gotta pick it up hourly. :dahell:

A dog is less needed to tend to than a child. If you don’t like dogs then why babysit it? :dead:
 

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You have a problem with getting some cardio in? Who says you have to wake up early and walk the dog at that time? You do your own schedule. :dahell:

People shed dead skin, which makes up most dust. Plus if you have hair, some of it comes off. Maybe even more than dogs.

Acting like a dog shyts five times a day. It’s not like you gotta pick it up hourly. :dahell:

A dog is less needed to tend to than a child. If you don’t like dogs then why babysit it? :dead:
Fam I do enough cardio at work to last a lifetime trust me.
 

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Was just talking to someone about this
Once you have the dog trained and a system is in place it’s autopilot
But getting to that point seems like absolute hell.

then dogs are too needy for me personally
Sometimes you just wanna come home and chill
Don’t feel like some dog being all on your dikk 24/7 following you from room to room all in your face
If I just want something with fur I can touch a couple times a day a cat is good enough :hubie:
That’s why you…train your dog. My dog is sweet and all, but about as clingy as your average dog. When I tell her “beat it” or “go to your place” she gets the fukk outta there.

I personally love a lot of dogs for the most part, but the average dog is so untrained and overly excitable due to likely being cooped up 99% of the day that I don’t even blame anyone who hates them. Most dog owners are shytty at raising them.
 

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This site changed my perspective on dogs ever since I read that thread comparing dogs to retarded people, and it made so much sense :patrice:
 
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