How the hell do yall have dogs?

Art Barr

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Dogs are a like having a fake potty trained thing.
That you want to believe is potty trained.
That you still wanna believe is potty trained.
Even after you still periodically every now and then.
Still swab'n poo.
Dog owners be fronting.
They do not tell you about the day 347 of year two.
Where rowlf can't hold it and you come home to.
a horse sized helping of swab the deck.



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Being a dog owner is the same grade as a cna.
You gon be swab'n poo.
 

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Dumbest fukking animals on earth.
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Had to leave the crib at 7AM the other day and all I saw was people walking their dogs. This is why I can't see myself getting one. I refuse to do all that shyt for an animal.
Haha. I can barely walk my fukking self some days.

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I hate people who get dogs in apartments and keep them locked up. I fukking hate it,
 

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Right, definitely reflective of my sisters ownership

so a dog can be trained to walk itself at 5am, not cover my nice hardwood floors in pet hair, pick up its own feces, bathe itself?

fukk dogs.
Again… why did you volunteer yourself if you know nothing about owning a dog?


Did she give you puppy pads or something to lay down in your house so it can pee piss or shyt on?

Dogs in new locations will look for a quiet place to do their business. Dogs don’t shyt or piss in their crates/bed. If the dog isn’t trained to let you know it needs to go outside to piss/shyt, it will do it in the house. You watch them and when you see them about to do it, you MOVE them to the pads so that way they will know thats where they’re supposed to do their business in the house.


Shedding happens especially depending on the dog. If you not cool with that, your sister should’ve provided you a brush to brush them and get most of the shedding hairs.

If you don’t see or hear them then just know they’re probably doing something they’re not supposed to do. Just call them.. I just snap my fingers and they come running.
 

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Again… why did you volunteer yourself if you know nothing about owning a dog?


Did she give you puppy pads or something to lay down in your house so it can pee piss or shyt on?

Dogs in new locations will look for a quiet place to do their business. Dogs don’t shyt or piss in their crates/bed. If the dog isn’t trained to let you know it needs to go outside to piss/shyt, it will do it in the house. You watch them and when you see them about to do it, you MOVE them to the pads so that way they will know thats where they’re supposed to do their business in the house.


Shedding happens especially depending on the dog. If you not cool with that, your sister should’ve provided you a brush to brush them and get most of the shedding hairs.

If you don’t see or hear them then just know they’re probably doing something they’re not supposed to do. Just call them.. I just snap my fingers and they come running.
We had a dog growing up but he was an outside dawg. 95% of the time he was outside unless it was bad weather. I like dogs, I just could never share a living space with them. He’s house trained too, he hasn’t had any accidents indoors and he’ll usually sit by the door when he has to go
 

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get a breed thats oily so its self cleaning
own a yard so you dont have to walk the dog all day
feed it 1 big meal or 2 medium sized meals

you get used to the barking after about a year... its a good alarm system
people always get the wrong type of dog. Alot of types are more independent and just need you for food and a little attention
mine spends most of its time looking out the window barking at other dogs, or going outside and chasing scents and lounging in the sun

protip... buy a cam off amazon and plug it in outside. Then you can put the dog out and know when it wants to come back inside, without constantly checking
doing that got sketchy people away from my house too cause they see the camera and stop fukking around

I'm dog/catset though but most people treat dogs like babies or let the dog run them
people buy guard dogs and attack dogs then get dumbfounded when said attack dog attacks people :russ:
 
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