How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Detroit Wave]

Do you leave the rest of the fields empty? Gonna pm a mod to transfer that bwead

Edit: just googled part of that & alot of results came up

i just troll on these dating sites. Theres two lists from bodybuilding.com of copypastas

 

[Mass]

LOL, so I did exactly that, and was wondering which of you coli nikka's is him:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xlrg83x?cf=profile

AY FUKKING YO LMFAO

 

[Mass]

son 1st time I joined fling

a bytch hit me up within 15 mins
I was still setting up my profile
I didn't even have a pic up yet

asked me to come thru to fukk
and within 2 hrs I was in them guts

 

[Mass]

This thread been good to me.
Its really nikkas lurking this thread ... modelling they whole profiles around this knowledge .. as opposed to expanding on it .. and learning from it.... nikkas just jacked the format and ran with it ..

Aint even nothing wrong with it man whatever gets you nikkas the W

but still

 

[EnzoG]

so i think about to get my first smash from this chick on okcupid.... anything you guys do to prepare to meet these chicks????

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Man, most of my stats came from online chicks. All types from Craigslist to BlackPlanet to Mocospace. I grew past that mess. Rather pay for it now if I need something new.

 

[Raiders]

so i think about to get my first smash from this chick on okcupid.... anything you guys do to prepare to meet these chicks????

a clean dikk and condoms

 

[EnzoG]

a clean dikk and condoms

sure thing keep y'all updated

 

[Serious]

Breh, these nikkas don't know but them ugly/plan jane broads. They'll fukk the shyt out you, suck you off, roll your blunt, and give you gas money off GP. I had a strong stable of 4-6's back in day and was proud as shyt too

only thing I'm scared of is those ugly chicks somehow getting pregnant...

son you need to know how to take advantage of that

 

[Raiders]

Went up to UCSD to meet this chick last night, originally she was like come over and make out. I was like you need to call somebody else for that im coming if im cumming
Shes like she just wants to make out so im like i'll come if you are going to suck my dikk and swallow, she like she would suck me off but wouldnt swallow, im like whatever. I get close and she is texting me all this BS about her roommate being fukked up, I get lost because its foggy as shyt and i only been to that school once before, but i make my way to her, and Idk I felt her and her roommate was conspiring against me to not suck the dikk.

So im there like an hour and her roommate is all in the cool aid and im tryna pull my dikk out so i can cum and go. long story short she hits me with what would you think about me if i suck your dikk the first time seeing I said what would I think if you dont you fukking liar She didnt think I would actually come, but I said F it, cuz im not coming back unless im cumming, so i stand up look her in her eyes push her face in my private area and she says im aggressive lol and that she doesnt want to. im a stranger and she doesnt know me like that, so I pull my dikk out and rub it on her chin and say im not a stranger any more, and start rubbing it on her face, and then i put it in her mouth and she starts sucking it, I ended up cumming in her mouth and holding her head there and she swallowed so we chilled for like 10 more mins and then I left. First time I met somebody from online, it waas fun

 

[Detroit Wave]

Went up to UCSD to meet this chick last night, originally she was like come over and make out. I was like you need to call somebody else for that im coming if im cumming
Shes like she just wants to make out so im like i'll come if you are going to suck my dikk and swallow, she like she would suck me off but wouldnt swallow, im like whatever. I get close and she is texting me all this BS about her roommate being fukked up, I get lost because its foggy as shyt and i only been to that school once before, but i make my way to her, and Idk I felt her and her roommate was conspiring against me to not suck the dikk.

So im there like an hour and her roommate is all in the cool aid and im tryna pull my dikk out so i can cum and go. long story short she hits me with what would you think about me if i suck your dikk the first time seeing I said what would I think if you dont you fukking liar She didnt think I would actually come, but I said F it, cuz im not coming back unless im cumming, so i stand up look her in her eyes push her face in my private area and she says im aggressive lol and that she doesnt want to. im a stranger and she doesnt know me like that, so I pull my dikk out and rub it on her chin and say im not a stranger any more, and start rubbing it on her face, and then i put it in her mouth and she starts sucking it, I ended up cumming in her mouth and holding her head there and she swallowed so we chilled for like 10 more mins and then I left. First time I met somebody from online, it waas fun

 

[Serious]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Went up to UCSD to meet this chick last night, originally she was like come over and make out. I was like you need to call somebody else for that im coming if im cumming
Shes like she just wants to make out so im like i'll come if you are going to suck my dikk and swallow, she like she would suck me off but wouldnt swallow, im like whatever. I get close and she is texting me all this BS about her roommate being fukked up, I get lost because its foggy as shyt and i only been to that school once before, but i make my way to her, and Idk I felt her and her roommate was conspiring against me to not suck the dikk.

So im there like an hour and her roommate is all in the cool aid and im tryna pull my dikk out so i can cum and go. long story short she hits me with what would you think about me if i suck your dikk the first time seeing I said what would I think if you dont you fukking liar She didnt think I would actually come, but I said F it, cuz im not coming back unless im cumming, so i stand up look her in her eyes push her face in my private area and she says im aggressive lol and that she doesnt want to. im a stranger and she doesnt know me like that, so I pull my dikk out and rub it on her chin and say im not a stranger any more, and start rubbing it on her face, and then i put it in her mouth and she starts sucking it, I ended up cumming in her mouth and holding her head there and she swallowed so we chilled for like 10 more mins and then I left. First time I met somebody from online, it waas fun

my nikka "rape charge" Charlie

 

[Raiders]

my nikka "rape charge" Charlie

It might sound like that, but she laughed after, and squeezed the rest of my cum on her breast, I got documented texts of her saying she would suck my dikk, plus she wants me to come over again to fukk next time. IM not good with words

I guess a more accurate thing would be to say I put my dikk on her lip and she started to suck

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

It might sound like that, but she laughed after, and squeezed the rest of my cum on her breast, I got documented texts of her saying she would suck my dikk, plus she wants me to come over again to fukk next time. IM not good with words

I guess a more accurate thing would be to say I put my dikk on her lip and she started to suck

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