How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Art Barr]

My weekends are reserved for clubbin(recruiting new bytches) or guaranteed p*ssy. New chicks only get weekdays. Why waste a weekend night with a new chick that will probably only give you a hug and a pat on the back after the date. This nikka wasted $75 on a chick and has nothing to show for it. You nikkaz gotta start be smarter with your money and stop wasting it on wack chicks/dates. I live in Atlanta and I dont spend a dime on any chicks. They come over, cook for me,smash and I send them on their way.

Dont spend a dime on any of these POF chicks. Any halfway attractive chick on that site is getting hundreds of messages a week with guys offering to take them out. They are going out with different nikkaz everyday using them for free meals. If a POF chick isnt down to come to my crib she gets blocked. Dont let these dinner whores con you into spending money for their slutty p*ssy. I've smashed so many POF chicks and havent spent a bloody cent on them.

that gospel!


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Got the number from this chick on POF. Told her to call if she's interested. She hit me with the "I never make the first call" First of all, you live in NJ, I live in NY and she wants me to come out there. Tolls bytch, but you want to play games. I asked her what kinda rule is that and did she read it in a Steve Harvey book or some shyt? Sounds like she has a funky attitude from her responses. Mighty have to chalk her up to the game and keep it moving, but that mouf look good tho.

you beta as hell.
you never wait for a girl to call.
or ask a girl to call you or leave a message asking to be called back.



art barr

 

[Vado]

you beta as hell.
you never wait for a girl to call.
or ask a girl to call you or leave a message asking to be called back.



art barr

how is that beta?

@alphaomega i would curve that bytch

 

[alphaomega]

Chicks acting brand new. I'm not complaining though. shyt is going well. Gonna be in LI on Friday and maybe BK on Saturday. We'll see if these hoes cooperating. Not down for no BS.

 

[Art Barr]

how is that beta?

@alphaomega i would curve that bytch

alphaomega, can not curve on the chick.
as she already lost interest.
when, he asked her to call him.



@alphaomega : fukk is you on, b!

first off,...
you are in ny and she is in jers.
she is definitely off top, looking across a body of water like dude in the studio 54 movie dreaming about ny.
on top, the fact.
she is dreaming of an alpha male who lives in ny.
you totally fukked up the dreasmscape for the chick.

you never fukk up the dreamscape.
which goes hand in hand with defeating the slut factor.

if you fukk up the dreamscape, you lose to the slut factor.
not calling a girl first is losing to the slut factor.
the same slut factor.....
you are supposed to be defeating as a prime directive.

so, you failed.
only reason I could see ol girl still on it.
is she wants a ny guy.
yet, she can use you as a gateway.
to other ny guys once you open up her eyes to the reality she can get an ny guy.
after you beta-sized yourself, on calling her.

anyway,...
if a girl gives you her number.
you call her, first.....period.

that is the first test of dominance in the male/female dating dialectic.

there are exceptions,...
where yeah,...a girl will call you first.
or, ask you for your number.
they are rare exceptions and never indicative of the general fukk'n rule.
if someone has to explain this to you.
or, you ask simple questions, about this process.
plus, you live by waiting on a female, to ask for your number and to call you.
that is a sure sign you are quite possibly a beta.

first off,...any chick asking you for your number and you never receiving her number, is a sendoff
if a chick even asks me for my number.
I cut that off, and say give me yours and I will call you.
then, tell her, she can take my number off of the caller id when I call you, or we can swap.
if, you swap numbers...
you, always call the girl first.

the first rule is always get the girl's number.






art barr

 

[alphaomega]

alphaomega, can not curve on the chick.
as she already lost interest.
when, he asked her to call him.



@alphaomega : fukk is you on, b!

first off,...
you are in ny and she is in jers.
she is definitely off top, looking across a body of water like dude in the studio 54 movie dreaming about ny.
on top, the fact.
she is dreaming of an alpha male who lives in ny.
you totally fukked up the dreasmscape for the chick.

you never fukk up the dreamscape.
which goes hand in hand with defeating the slut factor.

if you fukk up the dreamscape, you lose to the slut factor.
not calling a girl first is losing to the slut factor.
the same slut factor.....
you are supposed to be defeating as a prime directive.

so, you failed.
only reason I could see ol girl still on it.
is she wants a ny guy.
yet, she can use you as a gateway.
to other ny guys once you open up her eyes to the reality she can get an ny guy.
after you beta-sized yourself, on calling her.

anyway,...
if a girl gives you her number.
you call her, first.....period.

that is the first test of dominance in the male/female dating dialectic.

there are exceptions,...
where yeah,...a girl will call you first.
or, ask you for your number.
they are rare exceptions and never indicative of the general fukk'n rule.
if someone has to explain this to you.
or, you ask simple questions, about this process.
plus, you live by waiting on a female, to ask for your number and to call you.
that is a sure sign you are quite possibly a beta.

first off,...any chick asking you for your number and you never receiving her number, is a sendoff
if a chick even asks me for my number.
I cut that off, and say give me yours and I will call you.
then, tell her, she can take my number off of the caller id when I call you, or we can swap.
if, you swap numbers...
you, always call the girl first.

the first rule is always get the girl's number.






art barr

@Art Barr She called. Full cooperation. But again. I'm in no hurry to go to NJ, even though I have family there. I'm sticking to the 4 boroughs. Not going to Staten Island either.

 

[Art Barr]

@Art Barr She called. Full cooperation. But again. I'm in no hurry to go to NJ, even though I have family there. I'm sticking to the 4 boroughs. Not going to Staten Island either.

if she is an alsoran, I feel you on traveling.
yet, if she is a bad ass broad, make her come to you.


Art Barr

 

[alphaomega]

@Art Barr Def an alsoran. I'm not going out there. She lives in Montclair according to her, so she's not a project hoe at the very least. Beyond that .

 

[EnzoG]

got a story for you brehs in a bit ()

 

[EnzoG]

so I got to meet up with my chick i met off pof a couple of weeks back at my job today and i was a combination of ,,and finally let me start off with the fact that whoever said that the chicks are actually cute in person than they are in their pics were right. when she stepped out the car today she was super thick for a virgin and as she walked into the store I was like ( and i'm prone to do this around chicks are super cute and it just makes me really awkward than i already am) . I really couldn't make the imrpession that i needed to make with her and our interaction was very short and I just froze thinking to myself"I'm fukking up big time with this" i was just to myself the whole time in my thoughts. I was only able to talk to her for 5 mins. as my break was rounding up and couple that with the fact she thought she lost her phone in the store it was just a mess.But good thing is i can bounce back tremendously tomorrow because were going to the movies and i got all the time in the world to make the right impression her any thoughts brehs...

 

[Momentum]

so I got to meet up with my chick i met off pof a couple of weeks back at my job today and i was a combination of ,,and finally let me start off with the fact that whoever said that the chicks are actually cute in person than they are in their pics were right. when she stepped out the car today she was super thick for a virgin and as she walked into the store I was like ( and i'm prone to do this around chicks are super cute and it just makes me really awkward than i already am) . I really couldn't make the imrpession that i needed to make with her and our interaction was very short and I just froze thinking to myself"I'm fukking up big time with this" i was just to myself the whole time in my thoughts. I was only able to talk to her for 5 mins. as my break was rounding up and couple that with the fact she thought she lost her phone in the store it was just a mess.But good thing is i can bounce back tremendously tomorrow because were going to the movies and i got all the time in the world to make the right impression her any thoughts brehs...

Don't over think that shyt. Just boss up and lead the physical contact the next time you meet. You have to act like you've been there before and she isn't special. If you start thinking about how not to lose, that's exactly when you lose.

 

[Mr210]

Don't over think that shyt. Just boss up and lead the physical contact the next time you meet. You have to act like you've been there before and she isn't special. If you start thinking about how not to lose, that's exactly when you lose.

Yea homedude is overthinking too much and the movie thing is a bad idea

 

[EnzoG]

Yea homedude is overthinking too much and the movie thing is a bad idea

Explain

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Explain

Movie is horrible
Need a quiet place to talk to her

You take your girlfriend of 4mths to movies not a. Girl u just me

Make it pool and drinks the. Straight to her place

 

[feelosofer]

@Art Barr Def an alsoran. I'm not going out there. She lives in Montclair according to her, so she's not a project hoe at the very least. Beyond that .

Stay away then, lol. Not worth it.