How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[4North1Side2]

My finances ain't a problem, nikka. Don't make call that nikka Harlem in here to hurt you.

A grown man who runs to another man for help. It's obvious why you can't close the deal.



Come back to thread when you actually smash instead of trying to sell these poor stories.

 

[philmonroe]

Did that too. I'm lame and corny but I'm pretty good at getting with women, especially in person.



Actually, I'm pretty good financially but I'm really particular with my money because I like to stay prepared for the worst possible scenario.

Plus, I got a son.

I don't mean literally broke I just mean you don't have the discretionary paper to get a room that's all.

 

[Flackaveli]

How y'all change the location on tinder? Niccas here gettin hits in Brazil lmao

 

[Fatboi1]

Man it's nothing but ditzy looking white chicks near me. You mean to tell me my entire city isn't up on Tinder?? Anyway I ain't get no matches yet. ?? I'm not a ugly nikka. What kind of profiles y'all got set up? Is there something you gotta do??

 

[61 Corpses]

Somebody help my nikka @Fatboi1

 

[TheBigBopper]

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming traffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

Ya'll nikkas need to dap up this man. This message got me balls deep in a big titty asian bytch last night

 

[Fatboi1]

Somebody help my nikka @Fatboi1

For real help out a whoadie.

 

[Vado]

Ya'll nikkas need to dap up this man. This message got me balls deep in a big titty asian bytch last night

 

[Vado]

I'm a lame but I ain't dumb. She hasn't been to my crib yet and she hasn't used me yet.

This is what I mean when I say a bottle would prolly make her give it up.



She saw it already. She says I look like I'd break her in two

you dont know what you doing son

its no need to talk and "set up" having sex

the shyt just supposed to happen

you already know your intentions

just play like you dont wanna fukk

i cant explain the shyt man but you lost right here

 

[Dooby]

Ya'll nikkas need to dap up this man. This message got me balls deep in a big titty asian bytch last night

Any pics

 

[TheBigBopper]

Deleted my POF. Not enough attractive black women in the major area I'm near (Charlotte). Either that or my algorithm is fukked up and I need to start a new profile so I see more of the database.

The finest mixed girls are all on that and the Asian women dont hit me back, even if they initiate contact I got one really fine black woman's number but she's playing too many games. One second we're texting then she disappears, then she hits me up randomly... aint nobody got time fo dat

Might try OkCupid I'm not sure which site gets the best results

Asian hoes don't exist in Charlotte, breh

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Still eating good off of BPM. Houston was good to a brotha. No better feeling than meeting a chick and she break you off with the nudes unsolicited

 

[Houston911]

U guys sendin nudes to eachother yet she won't fukk? This girl is a weirdo

Maybe it's just cause I'm still a young bull, but I aint never seen no shyt like dis

where them nudes at?

 

[Fatboi1]

you dont know what you doing son

its no need to talk and "set up" having sex

the shyt just supposed to happen

you already know your intentions

just play like you dont wanna fukk

i cant explain the shyt man but you lost right here

That's a clown ass text.

 

[Tunez]

Spoiler

My name is ******. I checked out your profile and def would like to get to know you. I am not from Texas and don't know many people here. I been in Afghanistan over the past 2 yrs and got back in June. If you are interested in mugging old people in Walmart parking lots, punt kicking cute puppies off an overpass into oncoming traffic or committing armed robbery of ethnic owned liquor stores nude; I'm your man.

Im using this one hahaha