HOW TO GET A CHICK TO SMASH IN 2 WEEKS

[BaldingSoHard]

Be the man.
Don't be thirsty.
Make her feel comfortable.

 

[FreshFromATL]

I didn't say I was gonna use any of it nikka chill. Strictly 4 da hoes

Get a coke addiction while your wife is away for 8 days bruhs

 

[Kundai17]

Get in contact & see where their head is at.... Study their social media & see if they're boo'd up or fukkin somebody.. You'll be able to tell if you got a chance to smash, depending on how engaged she is within the convo when you hit them up.

Say as little as possible.

Dont send paragraphs..... Drop hints & plant seeds but dont expose your intentions.

And if you wanna create a feeling of scarcity.... Tell them youre only going to be available for a limited time and wanna spend time with them.... The chicks that are interested - are gonna come over. (This is also a sales method used to sell products immediately)

My nikka you defo got a point there about the convo engagement showing likelihood to smash. Amount of times I've had to tell my bro that the girl he's sending these long ass messages to just to get a one liner reply isn't interested but he just don't wana accept it lol

 

[skeetsinternal]

In 2 weeks

Find out her menstruation cycle cuz that will cut days out your dreams to fukk. I wouldn't advise bringing her over your house unless you trying to wife. Randoms get the hotel, backseat or their house.

 

[Kundai17]

The shortest path to getting a chick to smash is telling her that you want to smash. You can follow non-sense advice on here and play yourself when those 8 days comes and she aint tryna fukk because you're dropping "subtle hints"

Big facts. I ain't with none of that small talk bullshyt anymore, straight to the point from now on.

 

[Henri Christophe]

My nikka you defo got a point there about the convo engagement showing likelihood to smash. Amount of times I've had to tell my bro that the girl he's sending these long ass messages to just to get a one liner reply isn't interested but he just don't wana accept it lol

Yeah... At the end of the day tho, youre gonna have to understand some of these chicks are already fukkin somebody so don't take it personal if they're not interested

But the chicks that ARE interested - will be fully engaged and will come over... Focus on those women.

 

[Kundai17]

I feel you on that one aswell ngl, Last time I had a suspicious girl round it had me checking if shyt had been stolen every 20 minuteswas tempted to even search her before she left lol she ain't been round since. Ima only have girls i can trust round and if worse scenario comes and i get set up, it's not gonna be nice for them cos i keep it on me.

I’m paranoid I don’t invite hoes to my house

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I feel you on that one aswell ngl, Last time I had a suspicious girl round it had me checking if shyt had been stolen every 20 minuteswas tempted to even search her before she left lol she ain't been round since. Ima only have girls i can trust round and if worse scenario comes and i get set up, it's not gonna be nice for them cos i keep it on me.

That’s what I’m talking about. Shoot all SIMPS.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Watch out for the set up.

Sounds like your parents are away on vacation.

Watch your valuables during your open house.

Trust me. I was one of those scumbags.

 

[Kundai17]

Get a coke addiction while your wife is away for 8 days bruhs

looking like tyrone biggums

 

[Kundai17]

Watch out for the set up.

Sounds like your parents are away on vacation.

Watch your valuables during your open house.

Trust me. I was one of those scumbags.

it gets like that sometimes. My house ain't really got shyt worth stealing other than a midi keyboard and thats gonna be a mission getting down the spiraling stairs.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Props on say little as possible, actions speak louder.

If they arent cooperative, find another candidate.

Remember, the game is never one sided

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Big facts. I ain't with none of that small talk bullshyt anymore, straight to the point from now on.

I disagree. That approach, imo, comes across as thirsty. The fastest path to the ass is to appear to be in high-demand. Move with the gravitas of a brother who has confidence, options, and most of all is focused on something other than sex. So much so that you can't be bothered to waste your time thinking about p*ssy or chasing p*ssy. After that women will be catapulting their drawers in your direction.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Once a girl comes over it will eventually just happen.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

How old are you breh?