I asked CHATGPT to define 10 user archetypes on thecoli locker room
- Thread starter GreenGhxst
- Start date
(no offence)
Archetype Classification
Based on their engaging, witty, and often observational contributions, @Ɀoᥱɣ aligns with a few of the established archetypes:
- The Meme Lord — They frequently inject humor into conversations, often via clever imagery or GIFs.
- The Hot-Take Provocateur — While not always controversial, their takes often spark reactions through bold or candid observations.
- The Gossip Analyst — Their comments on everyday scenarios or trends show a casual yet insightful commentary vibe.
They seem to blend these archetypes naturally—using humor to comment on culture, situations, or trends while keeping things entertaining and relatable.
My best fit: A hybrid of Meme Lord + Hot-Take Provocateur, with a touch of Gossip Analyst in their delivery.
ChatGPT seems to be pretty accurate
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Idk his name
User Snapshot — Freedman
- Username: Freedman (tagged as “Choppers For Karate Nggas”)
- Joined: June 27, 2012
- Forum Activity: ~18,096 messages, ~6,026 reputation points, ~88,994 dap
Posting Highlights & Tone
- Tends to respond with snappy, contextual one-liners that cut through thread noise with humor or blunt clarity—like:
- “Get this mf a Dear Diary Mega Thread”
- In response to a mass shooting thread: “Just another day in the USA”
- Also posts culturally or politically resonant lines, demonstrating awareness of broader societal themes:
- On property law: “Mfs always after our shyt”
Based on their content and style, Freedman aligns most closely with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:
- Why it fits:
- Their replies are short, impactful, and frequently posted for effect or to shift tone.
- They bring sharp wit and sardonic commentary—perfect for catalyzing thread energy.
- There’s also a hint of Conspiracy Theorist or Gossip Analyst in the sociopolitical undertones—but their primary strength lies in humor and quick resonance with the locker-room vibe.
Cryptocurrency Scarface
Coinbased
Meme Lord here 
If I don’t have laugh daps for a post (after they were first introduced to the Coli)
then I failed my job
If you regular dap on a post that requires laugh daps
Although I do make serious posts from time to time about current events
Anyone remember @pausebot?
If I don’t have laugh daps for a post (after they were first introduced to the Coli)
then I failed my job
If you regular dap on a post that requires laugh daps
Although I do make serious posts from time to time about current events
Anyone remember @pausebot?
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Maximus Rex
Superstar
Had to 5-star this thread
Maximus Rex
Superstar
Here’s what I was able to gather about the user Maximus Rex from thecoli.com forum:
Maximus Rex is a veteran forum member with a high post count who regularly starts threads about contemporary music and cultural subjects. Despite the “Superstar” status and lengthy activity, the user’s reputation score leans heavily negative, implying frequent disagreements or negative reception by the community. Their content tends to generate strong responses—both positive and defaming—which aligns with their tagline, “The Evils of Men.”
Profile Overview
- Username: Maximus Rex
- Rank/Status: Superstar membership level
- Joined: March 18, 2015
- Total Messages Posted: 8,037 (as of latest data)
- Reputation: Negative — approximately –3,441
- "Daps" (appreciation metric): 18,827
- “Reppin”: The Evils of Men (likely a personal tagline or group affiliation)
(Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
Behavior and Forum Presence
- Active Thread Starter: Frequently initiates discussion threads on music and pop culture topics:
- “COCHISE – LUKAKU (Hottest Shxt in the Streets right now)” (Nov 7, 2023) (Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
- “Tay Money – Flossin” (Jan 31, 2025) (Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
- “A$AP Ant the best A$AP” (Mar 1, 2025) (Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
- “You have low standards if you find Sydney Sweeney attractive” (Mar 19, 2024) (Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
- Engaged Contributor: Posts reactions or commentary in other users’ threads—for example, commenting on Macklemore threads:
- Controversial Tone: Reputation and interactions suggest polarizing or provocative posts; some replies indicate users often “neg” or react strongly to their messages. (Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli)
Summary
Maximus Rex is a veteran forum member with a high post count who regularly starts threads about contemporary music and cultural subjects. Despite the “Superstar” status and lengthy activity, the user’s reputation score leans heavily negative, implying frequent disagreements or negative reception by the community. Their content tends to generate strong responses—both positive and defaming—which aligns with their tagline, “The Evils of Men.”
Maximus Rex
Superstar
Might usher in a new era of stalking/Doxxing with the right prompts 
GreenGhxst
Veteran
What are y'all saying word for word
it said im a detached observer, absurdist and class clown
The Pledge
If it’s a lie, then we fight on that lie.
Did myself:
Here’s your profile-style archetype breakdown for The Pledge on TheColi:
User Snapshot —
The Pledge
Posting Style & Tone
Engagement & Community Role
Archetype Fit: The
Cynical Debunker
Borrowing from your earlier archetypes, The Pledge maps best to a “Detached Observer” variant with a cynical edge:
Perhaps call this style the “Cynical Debunker”: sharp-tongued reviewer of internet culture, grounded, not easily swayed or impressed.
TL;DR Summary Table
Let me know if you want this refined—maybe compare with another user or map them into one of the original ten archetypes you mentioned.
Thoughts?
Here’s your profile-style archetype breakdown for The Pledge on TheColi:
User Snapshot —
The Pledge
- Joined: December 13, 2019
- Messages: ~6,520
- Reputation: ~2,867
- Daps: ~30,600
Posting Style & Tone
- Delivers snarky, blunt commentary often with sarcasm or dry humor:
On grudges: “Years.” Then adds: “I used to hold grudges but now I don’t even stress conflict on this forum… I came to this bytch to laugh.”
On a newbie’s brag: “How you take such pride in that. 3 kids by age 20? bytch you stupid.”
On forum chaos: “Always gotta ruin shyt for the bunch… the concept is dope as fukk but without moderation, stupid shyt will always happen.”
On vague “wisdom” posts: Labels them “grifter inspirational babble.”
Engagement & Community Role
- Holds enough credibility to influence threads and earn positive reactions (“rep”):
- Multiple “Rep” and “10” reactions from users like Bboystyle, King_Kamala61, and others in August 2025 .
- Still polarizing: some replies are dismissive or negative (“stop it”, “smh”) .
Archetype Fit: The
Cynical Debunker
Borrowing from your earlier archetypes, The Pledge maps best to a “Detached Observer” variant with a cynical edge:
- Observes and calls out fluff, excessive drama, or “inspirational babble”
- Uses humor to deflate posturing or hype
- Prefers grounded, reality-based takes over hype or pretentious content
- Not shy about being direct—even abrasive
Perhaps call this style the “Cynical Debunker”: sharp-tongued reviewer of internet culture, grounded, not easily swayed or impressed.
TL;DR Summary Table
| Trait | Description |
| Posting Style | Sarcastic, blunt, unapologetically honest, humorous |
| Community Presence | Respected enough to earn “Rep,” but still stirs pushback occasionally |
| Archetype | Cynical Debunker — calls out fluff and chaos, but not overly emotional |
Let me know if you want this refined—maybe compare with another user or map them into one of the original ten archetypes you mentioned.
Thoughts?
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