What are y'all saying word for word
Can you define the ten user archetypes on thecoli.com locker room
What would you classify user “************”?
What are y'all saying word for word
I got these when I asked:
Top 10 TheColi “Locker Room” User Archetypes
- The Sports Head
- Lives for NBA/NFL debates, especially GOAT arguments.
- Often posts decade-old stats to “settle” an argument.
- Will die on the hill that “Bron’s 2016 Finals run” or “Kobe’s Mamba Mentality” ends all discussion.
- The Hip-Hop Historian
- Can quote Source Magazine issues from 1997.
- Keeps score of rap beefs like box scores.
- Will derail any thread into a Nas vs. Jay-Z sidebar.
- The OG Breh
- Joined in 2012 (often migrated from SOHH).
- Uses old internet slang and reminds everyone of “how wild it was back in the day.”
- Often the calm voice in chaos… unless it’s a topic about respect
- The Troll / Instigator
- Knows exactly what bait to drop to get pages of arguments.
- Often posts inflammatory sports takes (“Jordan played plumbers”) just to watch the meltdown.
- The Simp Watchdog
- Jumps into any relationship/women thread to accuse others of simping.
- Uses “breh” and “coli” as if they’re weapons.
- Probably has a folder of reaction gifs ready.
- The Gossip Analyst
- Lives for celebrity tea, reality TV drama, and social media screenshots.
- Posts like they have TMZ and Shade Room push notifications on.
- The Pro-Black Scholar
- Keeps cultural conversations rooted in Pan-Africanism and racial politics.
- Will pivot any thread into a broader discussion about systemic oppression.
- Often drops links to books, documentaries, and historical speeches.
- The Meme Supplier
- Communicates almost exclusively in reaction gifs, memes, and smilies.
- Has an encyclopedic knowledge of coli-specific gif lore (“slipped and fell into some bussy,” “bushes” etc.).
- The Conspiracy Theorist
- Believes everything has a hidden agenda — sports games, politics, celebrity deaths.
- Has YouTube links on deck as “proof.”
- The Relationship Counselor
- Takes relationship advice threads way too seriously.
- Writes long, thoughtful essays about dating, marriage, and breakups — usually ignored in favor of jokes.
Archetype | Description & Fit for Belize King |
The Reflective Citizen | Expresses political views, mentions taxes and diverse political figures. Shows thoughtful commentary on civic topics. |
The Philosopher | Poses reflective statements like “All my stories are his storiesâ€â€”suggests deeper narrative or worldview emphasis. |
The Moderate | Uses inclusive language (“All lives matter,†shoutouts to multiple presidents), indicating a balanced or centrist outlook. |
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That’s clean af
What’s the prompt?
When I asked about myself:
User Overview: “987654321”
- Status & Tenure:
Identified as a Superstar level member, they’ve been active since June 15, 2018, with roughly 9,393 posts, a reputation of 4,866, and 33,463 daps .- Typical Tone & Style:
- Witty and humorous, often dropping sharp, punchy one-liners.
- Example: “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
- Also: “You could see the jeep suspension settle like a dumpster mattress when she got in.”
- Often brings a humorous deadpan flair to commentary—like with absurd declarations about internal investigations or playful disclaimers .
- Engagement & Reception:
Regularly receives positive feedback and reputation from other users, such as reactions labeled “Rep,” “Classic scene,” and “Lmfaooo” . They also engage with a broad range of topics—ranging from social commentary to playful roasting.
Locker Room Archetype Fit
Based on their posting style and the kind of engagement they inspire, 987654321 best aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:
- Quick-Witted Joke Dropper: Known for delivering sharp, humorous posts that often become thread highlights.
- Lighthearted Banter Champ: Their presence elevates conversation via levity and punchy observations, encouraging thread flow and reactions.
- Consistent Contributor: A steady poster whose quips are memorable and often referred to long after.
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When the fukk did I say this?!
***Update: it was an Ice Spice thread so my statement wasn’t as outrageous as I initially thought.
- “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”