I asked CHATGPT to define 10 user archetypes on thecoli locker room

Womb Raider

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Womb Raider = “The Provocateur/Edge Rider”

Why it fits:
  • Blunt, Unfiltered Takes
    Lines like “The point of it all is to fap” or caps on personal preference, and commentary on women or situations—no filter, zero sugarcoating.
  • Crass Humor & Shock Value
    Calling someone ugly in brutal honesty, or making offbeat metaphors about looks and sex—he trades in shock, not subtlety.
  • Chaos Doesn’t Phase Him
    In threads where other users react, he doesn’t back down. Whether it’s being called out or trolled, he stays bold and unbothered.

In Locker Room terms, he’s not there to uplift or observe—he’s there to stir the pot, keep things spicy, and command attention through confrontational energy.

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Belize King

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I got these when I asked:




Top 10 TheColi “Locker Room” User Archetypes
  1. The Sports Head
    • Lives for NBA/NFL debates, especially GOAT arguments.
    • Often posts decade-old stats to “settle” an argument.
    • Will die on the hill that “Bron’s 2016 Finals run” or “Kobe’s Mamba Mentality” ends all discussion.
  2. The Hip-Hop Historian
    • Can quote Source Magazine issues from 1997.
    • Keeps score of rap beefs like box scores.
    • Will derail any thread into a Nas vs. Jay-Z sidebar.
  3. The OG Breh
    • Joined in 2012 (often migrated from SOHH).
    • Uses old internet slang and reminds everyone of “how wild it was back in the day.”
    • Often the calm voice in chaos… unless it’s a topic about respect
  4. The Troll / Instigator
    • Knows exactly what bait to drop to get pages of arguments.
    • Often posts inflammatory sports takes (“Jordan played plumbers”) just to watch the meltdown.
  5. The Simp Watchdog
    • Jumps into any relationship/women thread to accuse others of simping.
    • Uses “breh” and “coli” as if they’re weapons.
    • Probably has a folder of reaction gifs ready.
  6. The Gossip Analyst
    • Lives for celebrity tea, reality TV drama, and social media screenshots.
    • Posts like they have TMZ and Shade Room push notifications on.
  7. The Pro-Black Scholar
    • Keeps cultural conversations rooted in Pan-Africanism and racial politics.
    • Will pivot any thread into a broader discussion about systemic oppression.
    • Often drops links to books, documentaries, and historical speeches.
  8. The Meme Supplier
    • Communicates almost exclusively in reaction gifs, memes, and smilies.
    • Has an encyclopedic knowledge of coli-specific gif lore (“slipped and fell into some bussy,” “bushes” etc.).
  9. The Conspiracy Theorist
    • Believes everything has a hidden agenda — sports games, politics, celebrity deaths.
    • Has YouTube links on deck as “proof.”
  10. The Relationship Counselor
    • Takes relationship advice threads way too seriously.
    • Writes long, thoughtful essays about dating, marriage, and breakups — usually ignored in favor of jokes.
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Belize King

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Persona Classification

Based on that information, here’s how we might classify Belize King within the community archetypes we previously discussed:

ArchetypeDescription & Fit for Belize King
The Reflective CitizenExpresses political views, mentions taxes and diverse political figures. Shows thoughtful commentary on civic topics.
The PhilosopherPoses reflective statements like “All my stories are his storiesâ€â€”suggests deeper narrative or worldview emphasis.
The ModerateUses inclusive language (“All lives matter,†shoutouts to multiple presidents), indicating a balanced or centrist outlook.
Summary:
  • Politically engaged — frequently references civic themes and leadership.
  • Contemplative voice — posts that suggest narrative depth or broad reflections.
  • Balanced tone — not picking sides, rather offering conciliatory or neutral takes.
Does that make me a both sider?
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1. Status & Tenure

Tenure: Active since at least 2015 under various aliases.

Ranks: Achieved Veteran status.

Reputation:

Reps/Daps: Frequently receives large dap counts for individual posts, suggesting a dedicated audience.

Bans/Bushing: Multiple instances of moderation actions — including being bushed (username struck) — often following provocative or rule-challenging content.

Persistence: Despite account resets, they repeatedly re-enter the forum ecosystem, quickly regaining recognition.

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2. Typical Tone & Style

Primary Tone:

Contrarian Y-Tone — challenges thread premises with rhetorical “why” or “how” angles, often framed as obvious logic.

Confident, occasionally sardonic, and willing to poke at sensitive topics.

Delivery Style:

Mix of analytical reasoning and colloquial slang.

Often presents nuanced points in plain, blunt language — making it accessible but also sharp-edged.

Range:

In historical or cultural discussions: measured, detailed, and context-rich.

In relationship/status debates: cutting, socially stratified framing (“social currency,” “paper bag family,” “delusions of grandeur”).

In heated debates: more direct and provocative, sometimes crossing lines into content that triggers moderation.

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3. Engagement Patterns

Topic Breadth:

Black history, social hierarchy, education networks, HBCUs, institutional power, religion, and relationship dynamics.

Occasionally steps into pop culture or celebrity discourse, but less as a fan and more as a cultural commentator.

Interaction Style:

Responds at length in threads where they feel the premise is flawed or underdeveloped.

Selective engagement — not chasing every topic, but deep-diving into ones that interest them.

Comfortable debating multiple posters at once without diluting their argument.

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4. Reception

Positive:

Seen by some as one of the sharper, more historically literate voices in The Locker Room.

Earns dap from posters who value critical thinking and contrarian insight.

Respected for pulling lesser-known historical or institutional facts into debates.

Negative:

Polarizing — some see the blunt tone as arrogance or antagonism.

Provocative framing can overshadow the underlying logic, leading detractors to focus on delivery instead of substance.

History of bans/bushing leads certain posters to dismiss them as habitual line-steppers.

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5. Archetype Placement

Primary: Veteran Contrarian — challenges consensus, brings receipts, high forum IQ.

Secondary: Culture Historian — contextualizes modern issues through historical and sociological lenses.

Tertiary: Agitator / Chaos Agent — not their main identity, but surfaces when poking the forum to test reactions.

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In one sentence:

> A long-tenured, historically literate contrarian who blends cultural analysis with provocative delivery — equally likely to drop a nuanced history lesson as they are to set the thread on fire with a sharp-edged one-liner, earning both dap and disdain in the process.

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Then I had to ask what is the contrarian Y-tone?

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Contrarian Y-Tone — Defined

1. Contrarian

They’re not disagreeing for the sake of trolling — but they’re also not shy about rejecting the board’s prevailing sentiment, even if it’s popular or emotionally charged.

Often they’ll frame things from a “let’s take the unpopular but logical angle” perspective.


2. The “Y-Tone”

On TheColi, certain veteran posters are nicknamed “Y-brehs” because they’ll start replies with rhetorical challenges or “why” questions (“Y’all acting like…”, “Why would that even matter if…”) that implicitly question the thread’s premise.

The tone is usually:

Blunt (no sugarcoating)

Analytical but casual (mix of street-level slang and higher-level reasoning)

Confident (delivered as if the answer is obvious to anyone thinking clearly)

3. Why it Stands Out

On TheColi, many discussions lean toward group consensus. A “Y-tone” contrarian breaks that flow, not by chaos posting, but by anchoring their disagreement in reasoning or experience, even if it comes with a side of sarcasm.

Example in @invalid’s style:

> “If she’s high maintenance but has the commiserate social currency, then that’s just who she is… If she grew up on government cheese, then she’s just living out delusions of grandeur.”
→ This challenges the moral judgment in the OP, reframing it around perceived legitimacy in status behavior.

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So in short, contrarian Y-tone = “I’m going to disagree with you, but I’ll make it sound obvious and grounded — even if it’s going to irritate half the thread.”

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Belize King

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Potential Archetype Classification:

The Social Analyst

Based on these posts, richaveli83 seems to exhibit traits aligned with the Social Analyst archetype:
  • Thoughtfully confrontational — They tackle serious, sensitive community issues head-on (i.e., systemic neglect of male victims of abuse, sentencing fairness).
  • Statistically curious — Shows interest in their own forum contributions and metrics, indicating a reflective or data-minded streak.
  • Balanced tone — Offers nuanced opinions (e.g., advocating for accountability but suggesting moderation in sentencing).
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RageKage

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I'm definitely #3, I'm a veteran of too many other forums, I don't have time for poster vs. posters drama anymore, waste of time. U have trolls on any discussion and as long as they aren't hateful I don't mind and don't engage, I got dozens and dozens on ignore
 

Uachet

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Got it—here’s a tighter, evidence-based read on Uachet as a Coli “Locker Room” presence.

Snapshot & footprint​

  • Status/roles: Shows “Superstar” + “Supporter,” with profile metadata publicly visible in thread chrome. As of Jan 26, 2025 a post lists: Joined May 25, 2022; Messages ~7.5k; Reputation ~6.9k; Daps ~44.7k; Reppin: “Black Self-Sufficiency.” Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
  • Patronage: Appears on the Top donors page at the very top by dollar amount, which signals real buy-in to the site (not just drive-by posting). Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
  • Community reception: There’s a whole meta thread name-checking Uachet (lightheartedly) and multiple users leaving positive rep messages to the account; also shows up in others’ rep logs. That combination suggests high visibility and generally positive peer recognition. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+2Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+2

Thematic lanes​

  • Black self-determination / culture politics: The “Reppin: Black Self-Sufficiency” tag aligns with posts jumping into ethnicity/identity debates (e.g., FBA definitional disputes) with corrective, point-by-point replies. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+1
  • Immigration & policy skepticism: In heated threads (e.g., “ICE coming for the Asians now”), pushes back on claims, calls out alleged false stats, and presses for accuracy. Tone is unsentimental and combative when disputing facts. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
  • Religion & worldview: Pops up in religious/ideology threads with dry, needling skepticism (e.g., “God told me jokes”), which fits the broader pattern of challenging assertions. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
  • Campus/HBCU/Black media discourse: Engages in HBCU perception threads and YouTube-sphere drama analysis—again with a clarifying bent. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+1
  • Gender threads: Will reject loaded premises and refuse performative takes (e.g., “morally obligated to respect” women photo thread—he rejects the framing entirely). Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

Style & tactics​

  • Analytical + adversarial when needed. Replies often read like mini-fact-checks, “that’s false because…” with specific counters. Even in polemical topics, the move is to challenge claims rather than vibe along. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+1
  • Boundary-setting tone. Will bluntly decline popular thread framings and push standards of evidence; can come off curt, but consistent with a “don’t pander” ethos. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
  • Active reciprocity. Gives and receives rep across users; visible in multiple rep logs, which maps to being socially networked on the board rather than isolated. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+1

Community role (my classification)​

  • Primary archetype: “Critical Moderator” (de facto). Not staff, but acts like an internal ombuds—calling out weak claims, demanding receipts, and pushing for clarity in culture/identity and policy threads. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli+1
  • Secondary archetypes:
    • Culture Gatekeeper (light version): Polices authenticity and definitions, especially around Black American identity topics—though with more evidence-driven argument than pure posturing. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
    • Community Patron: Money talks—top donor status plus steady activity and rep suggests a stakeholder mentality, not a tourist. Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

Strengths & liabilities (fair read)​

Bottom line​

Uachet comes off as a high-engagement, high-investment poster whose brand is rigor + bluntness: quick to challenge shaky claims, comfortable in conflict, and materially supportive of the community. If you’re mapping Coli personas, he’s best filed under Critical Moderator / Community Patron, with occasional Gatekeeper edges—anchored by a through-line of Black self-sufficiency and an insistence on receipts.
 

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When I asked about myself:

User Overview: “987654321”

  • Status & Tenure:
    Identified as a Superstar level member, they’ve been active since June 15, 2018, with roughly 9,393 posts, a reputation of 4,866, and 33,463 daps .
  • Typical Tone & Style:
    • Witty and humorous, often dropping sharp, punchy one-liners.
      • Example: “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
      • Also: “You could see the jeep suspension settle like a dumpster mattress when she got in.”
    • Often brings a humorous deadpan flair to commentary—like with absurd declarations about internal investigations or playful disclaimers .
  • Engagement & Reception:
    Regularly receives positive feedback and reputation from other users, such as reactions labeled “Rep,” “Classic scene,” and “Lmfaooo” . They also engage with a broad range of topics—ranging from social commentary to playful roasting.

Locker Room Archetype Fit

Based on their posting style and the kind of engagement they inspire, 987654321 best aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

  • Quick-Witted Joke Dropper: Known for delivering sharp, humorous posts that often become thread highlights.
  • Lighthearted Banter Champ: Their presence elevates conversation via levity and punchy observations, encouraging thread flow and reactions.
  • Consistent Contributor: A steady poster whose quips are memorable and often referred to long after.


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When the fukk did I say this?!
  • “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
***Update: it was an Ice Spice thread so my statement wasn’t as outrageous as I initially thought.
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