I asked CHATGPT to define 10 user archetypes on thecoli locker room

[Rozay Oro]

Those titles alone

 

[987654321]

Im surprised it can analyze a closed registration forum, but not that surprised.

Can you do mines as well?

The forum isn’t that closed off at all. Whole thread comments will pop up in google results. I think it will show anything that isn’t under a spoiler tag.


Here’s a breakdown of degu9089 and how they fit into the Locker Room archetypes:

User Snapshot — degu9089

• Join Date: March 11, 2022
• Status: All Star Member
• Activity: ~2,197 posts, ~1,841 reputation, ~12,300 daps (through mid‑2025)

Their presence in threads is consistently reaction-driven, often featuring expressive emojis like or paired with short, humorous commentary—capturing mood, sarcasm, or subtle quips. For example:

• “This whole thread has me …”
• “I don’t see anything saying she’s a single mom, what made you make that leap? ”
• “Damn some of my Coli Brethren were really down bad. Bologna and syrup sandwich’s.”
• “Fair enough, the times I’ve tried crab I’ve been extremely underwhelmed.”
• Even short GIF reactions, like Image:

Archetype Classification

The style clearly aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Expressive & Visual: Frequent use of GIFs, emojis, and minimalist text to convey reaction or mood.
• Humor-Oriented: Responses often contain a playful tone, witty edge, or lighthearted jab—designed for effect, not analysis.
• Quick Impact: Posts don’t aim to dissect or debate; they add flavor or vibe to the conversation.

There’s no indication of extended analytical breakdowns, trolling intent, or academic-type commentary—so other archetypes (like Sports Head, Pro-Black Scholar, etc.) don’t really fit.


This is the last one because I didn’t make this thread lol.

 

[Calibrated]

[*]The Meme Supplier

• Communicates almost exclusively in reaction gifs, memes, and smilies.

 

[hostsamurai]

If someone IRL knows you're on thecoli it would be easy to figure out your username as long as they plug in enough details

 

[JQ Legend]

User Profile Highlights

• Status & Activity: A Veteran member who joined on December 9, 2013. As of recent activity, they’ve posted nearly 26K messages, earned over 13K in reputation, and received around 77K daps.
• Communication Style:
  
  • Frequently drops witty remarks and observations—like calling others “stupid as fukk” for comedic effect
  • Engages in thoughtful discussion—even in casual threads, they can pivot to analysis or clarifying questions
  • Occasionally contributes to music-related debates, even participating in Coli Verzuz battles as an artist in one edition

What Archetype Does JQ Legend Best Fit?

Based on their consistent, humorous engagement combined with occasional deeper commentary, JQ Legend aligns most closely with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype. They bring a mix of levity, sarcasm, and playful banter that often lightens threads and keeps conversation flowing.

There’s also a touch of Gossip Analyst when they engage in music or pop culture topics, but their standout quality remains the wit and meme-like impact of their replies.

Aint say shyt bout me being a simp so it’s bogus

 

[High Art]

When I asked about myself:

User Overview: “987654321”

• Status & Tenure:
  Identified as a Superstar level member, they’ve been active since June 15, 2018, with roughly 9,393 posts, a reputation of 4,866, and 33,463 daps .
• Typical Tone & Style:
  
  • Witty and humorous, often dropping sharp, punchy one-liners.
    
    • Example: “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
    • Also: “You could see the jeep suspension settle like a dumpster mattress when she got in.”
  • Often brings a humorous deadpan flair to commentary—like with absurd declarations about internal investigations or playful disclaimers .
• Engagement & Reception:
  Regularly receives positive feedback and reputation from other users, such as reactions labeled “Rep,” “Classic scene,” and “Lmfaooo” . They also engage with a broad range of topics—ranging from social commentary to playful roasting.

Locker Room Archetype Fit

Based on their posting style and the kind of engagement they inspire, 987654321 best aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Quick-Witted Joke Dropper: Known for delivering sharp, humorous posts that often become thread highlights.
• Lighthearted Banter Champ: Their presence elevates conversation via levity and punchy observations, encouraging thread flow and reactions.
• Consistent Contributor: A steady poster whose quips are memorable and often referred to long after.

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When the fukk did I say this?!

• “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”

***Update: it was an Ice Spice thread so my statement wasn’t as outrageous as I initially thought.

Now I'm curious what it says about me.

 

[number21]

"Number21" from The Coli is a well-known user on that forum, often recognized for his bold, humorous, and sometimes controversial takes, particularly on race, culture, entertainment, and social dynamics. He's one of the more active posters and has built a reputation for having a sharp, sometimes confrontational, but witty posting style. His threads and replies frequently spark debate and engagement, making him a somewhat polarizing but memorable figure on the site.



Position in The Coli Lore Reputation & Influence Ranking Tier Description A‑Tier Elite, legendary users (e.g. O.T.I.S., NYC Rebel) B‑Tier Thought leaders with consistent presence and strong ideological identity C‑Tier Regular contributors with frequent posts but fewer iconic moments

Where does Number21 land? He sits solidly in upper‑B tier:

Known for consistency and ideological conviction. Frequent posts across cultural, sports, and relationship topics. Some iconic zingers and dismissals are often quoted by others. Has built a reputation for not backing down and staying ideologically consistent. Rarely enters A‑tier because his style is narrower in thematic scope and he doesn’t maintain signature threads (compared to users like O.T.I.S. or NYC Rebel). Summary Signature posts: Sports skepticism, relationship realism, and social hierarchy critiques. Style: Short, blunt, confrontational—delivers hard-hitting takes with minimal flourish. Lore rating: A respected B‑tier influencer—less lore-heavy than the founding legends, but extremely consistent and identifiable within black-centered, realist, traditionalist discourse.

Let me know if you’d like more quotes or deeper context from specific threads!

 

[eXodus]

I got these when I asked:

The OG Breh

• Joined in 2012 (often migrated from SOHH).
• Uses old internet slang and reminds everyone of “how wild it was back in the day.”
• Often the calm voice in chaos… unless it’s a topic about respect

Og Brehs in this bytch

Shout out to all my 2012, ol’ head, veteran nikkas

 

[987654321]

Now I'm curious what it says about me.

Last one for real tho, this op’s job. I didn’t mean to Renegade you on your own shyt @GreenGhxst

User Snapshot – High Art

• Username: High Art (“King of The Salon”)
• Joined: March 11, 2022
• Posts: Approximately 8,952 messages
• Reputation: Around 4,700
• Daps: About 47,000

Posting Style & Tone

High Art’s presence is marked by:

• Witty and observational remarks, often sprinkling humor and visual cues into discussions.
  Examples:
  
  • “OP looking at this like: ‘She looking right and getting my pants tight.’”
  • “Speaking of struggling, OP struggling with the ‘S’ key.”
  • “And filled the street with the noise and odor of a fart.”
• Expressive use of imagery and emojis, weaving them seamlessly into commentaries that land with comedic flair.
• Rapid reaction-style humor, perfect for punctuating threads with levity rather than steering the discussion deeper.

Archetype Classification

High Art fits most cleanly into the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Primary Role: Spins threads with humorous one-liners, meme-style imagery, and comedic timing.
• Secondary Flavor: There’s a dash of Troll / Instigator, given how some quips land just right to provoke a reaction or highlight absurdity—but the foundation is humor, not conflict.

 

[High Art]

Last one for real tho, this op’s job. I didn’t mean to Renegade you on your own shyt @GreenGhxst

User Snapshot – High Art

• Username: High Art (“King of The Salon”)
• Joined: March 11, 2022
• Posts: Approximately 8,952 messages
• Reputation: Around 4,700
• Daps: About 47,000

Posting Style & Tone

High Art’s presence is marked by:

• Witty and observational remarks, often sprinkling humor and visual cues into discussions.
  Examples:
  
  • “OP looking at this like: ‘She looking right and getting my pants tight.’”
  • “Speaking of struggling, OP struggling with the ‘S’ key.”
  • “And filled the street with the noise and odor of a fart.”
• Expressive use of imagery and emojis, weaving them seamlessly into commentaries that land with comedic flair.
• Rapid reaction-style humor, perfect for punctuating threads with levity rather than steering the discussion deeper.

Archetype Classification

High Art fits most cleanly into the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Primary Role: Spins threads with humorous one-liners, meme-style imagery, and comedic timing.
• Secondary Flavor: There’s a dash of Troll / Instigator, given how some quips land just right to provoke a reaction or highlight absurdity—but the foundation is humor, not conflict.

AI out here figuring me out.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Last one for real tho, this op’s job. I didn’t mean to Renegade you on your own shyt @GreenGhxst

User Snapshot – High Art

• Username: High Art (“King of The Salon”)
• Joined: March 11, 2022
• Posts: Approximately 8,952 messages
• Reputation: Around 4,700
• Daps: About 47,000

Posting Style & Tone

High Art’s presence is marked by:

• Witty and observational remarks, often sprinkling humor and visual cues into discussions.
  Examples:
  
  • “OP looking at this like: ‘She looking right and getting my pants tight.’”
  • “Speaking of struggling, OP struggling with the ‘S’ key.”
  • “And filled the street with the noise and odor of a fart.”
• Expressive use of imagery and emojis, weaving them seamlessly into commentaries that land with comedic flair.
• Rapid reaction-style humor, perfect for punctuating threads with levity rather than steering the discussion deeper.

Archetype Classification

High Art fits most cleanly into the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Primary Role: Spins threads with humorous one-liners, meme-style imagery, and comedic timing.
• Secondary Flavor: There’s a dash of Troll / Instigator, given how some quips land just right to provoke a reaction or highlight absurdity—but the foundation is humor, not conflict.

Keep breathing life into this thread big breh

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Community Presence & Style

• Active Engagement: Regularly contributes to threads across the forum, known for witty, casual commentary.
  • For instance, in a discussion about using Cash App via VPN, he replied jokingly:
    “Depends, what’s your bank account number?”
  • In a storytelling thread, he shared a vivid childhood memory:
    “One of my fondest memories as a child…” referencing a New Year’s party moment tied to a song
• Signature Humor: Often delivers observations with playful tone. Example: commenting on a remark about sex or humor:
  “You need a trainer breh. Just be cool about it.”
• Prompt and Engaging: Quick to respond with enthusiastic lines like:
  “nikka lets do it!”
• Reactions to Others: Offers relatable visuals/emojis in response to discussions, staying engaged in conversations even outside his direct quotes .

 

[Freedman]

The forum isn’t that closed off at all. Whole thread comments will pop up in google results. I think it will show anything that isn’t under a spoiler tag.


Here’s a breakdown of degu9089 and how they fit into the Locker Room archetypes:

User Snapshot — degu9089

• Join Date: March 11, 2022
• Status: All Star Member
• Activity: ~2,197 posts, ~1,841 reputation, ~12,300 daps (through mid‑2025)

Their presence in threads is consistently reaction-driven, often featuring expressive emojis like or paired with short, humorous commentary—capturing mood, sarcasm, or subtle quips. For example:

• “This whole thread has me …”
• “I don’t see anything saying she’s a single mom, what made you make that leap? ”
• “Damn some of my Coli Brethren were really down bad. Bologna and syrup sandwich’s.”
• “Fair enough, the times I’ve tried crab I’ve been extremely underwhelmed.”
• Even short GIF reactions, like Image:

Archetype Classification

The style clearly aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Expressive & Visual: Frequent use of GIFs, emojis, and minimalist text to convey reaction or mood.
• Humor-Oriented: Responses often contain a playful tone, witty edge, or lighthearted jab—designed for effect, not analysis.
• Quick Impact: Posts don’t aim to dissect or debate; they add flavor or vibe to the conversation.

There’s no indication of extended analytical breakdowns, trolling intent, or academic-type commentary—so other archetypes (like Sports Head, Pro-Black Scholar, etc.) don’t really fit.


This is the last one because I didn’t make this thread lol.

Do one about my post history can’t figure out how to do it myself

 

[Treblemaka]

I asked chatgpt to post like a random sub forum user on the Coli and it stated the following:

Yo, y’all really out here acting like [insert artist/band name] didn’t just drop the hottest album of the year? Stop it. I’m seeing a lot of “It’s not my vibe” talk, but let’s keep it a buck: that production alone deserves a Grammy nomination. Ain’t nobody doing it like [artist name] right now, period. The blend of old-school soul and futuristic sounds? You can’t fake that.
But yeah, I’m sure some of you still think 90s R&B is the pinnacle of music. Cool. Stay stuck in the past, while I’m out here appreciating growth and evolution. That’s all."

 

[LuuqMaan]

So everyone just a meme supplier