I Have A Public Restroom Question

[Sex Luthor]

So I have a possibly irrational fear of shytting in public restrooms so I've never shyt in one in my entire life

My question is, what do you do when you're fully immersed in the movement of your bowels and someone comes in and starts taking a shyt in the stall next to you?

Do you pinch it off and get outta there prematurely and walk around feeling dirty or do you tag team the plumbing with your new boo boo buddy?

 

[jdubnyce]

I assume you still have privacy in a stall with a lockable door, that is, no one can walk in on you

I proceed with emptying my bowels

 

[The Dust King]

once registration opens up threads like this will be the normal

or even worse threads like this will be tame

 

[Trust Me]

OP you strike me as the type dude that waits for a stall to open up to piss, when there's 6-7 urinals available.


Tell me I'm wrong

 

[8WON6]

So I have a possibly irrational fear of shytting in public restrooms so I've never shyt in one in my entire life

My question is, what do you do when you're fully immersed in the movement of your bowels and someone comes in and starts taking a shyt in the stall next to you?

Do you pinch it off and get outta there prematurely and walk around feeling dirty or do you tag team the plumbing with your new boo boo buddy?

flush and push to hide the sounds. and try not to end at the same time and have that weird dual moment when you go to wash your hands.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

once registration opens up threads like this will be the normal

or even worse threads like this will be tame

 

[Sex Luthor]

OP you strike me as the type dude that waits for a stall to open up to piss, when there's 6-7 urinals available.


Tell me I'm wrong

You're wrong. I just don't take shyts in public bathrooms. It's not bc of fear. It's bc it's nasty and I don't want to expose my nether regions to that environment

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Never had that happen.. would always shyt in the low key bathrooms of any building I was in. If there weren’t any, well I guess my colon or stomach or whatever organ is gonna have to take that L for a few hours

ever since Mal told the story about his homeboy getting crabs in a public bathroom on the JBP, I became hesitant in ever shytting in a bowl that isn’t mine

 

[The Dust King]

and here comes the sheep to flock

actually replying

 

[Damba]

I don’t poop often in public places but when I do, I make sure it’s clean and handle business. If someone is there already or comes in in the process, that’s on they body.

 

[breakfuss]

irrational fear of shytting in public restrooms

Not sure this qualifies as irrational LOL. I'd assume most people prefer not to.

once registration opens up threads like this will be the normal

or even worse threads like this will be tame

As opposed to all the illuminating and edifying topics currently on the front page?

 

[BunchePark]

I feel you OP

Last time a nikka used a public toilet was in jail

 

[Canada Goose]

You hoomons and yall public restroom etiquette

 

[Sex Luthor]

once registration opens up threads like this will be the normal

or even worse threads like this will be tame

It's a legit question tho

I even said exactly what it was about in the title. No click bait or weird shyt.

 

[MoveForward]

Do you pinch it off and get outta there prematurely and walk around feeling dirty or do you tag team the plumbing with your new boo boo buddy?