I Have A Public Restroom Question

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’ve always had a fear of using the handicap stall, and an actual handicap man rolls in, and has to wait, and my able bodied ass walks out on my perfectly functioning legs, sans wheelchair, and he’s looking at me like:

 

[Collateral]

I had to stop shytting in public restrooms. Every time I take a shyt in a public bathroom I get boils on my ass cheeks Even if I put tissue and the paper seat cover on I still end up with them. It be some nasty motherfukkas up in public joints

 

[richaveli83]

I’ve always had a fear of using the handicap stall, and an actual handicap man rolls in, and has to wait, and my able bodied ass walks out on my perfectly functioning legs, sans wheelchair, and he’s looking at me like:

 

[Kokoro]

Just let that shyt out mfer what do you mean

 

[tater]

I’ve always had a fear of using the handicap stall, and an actual handicap man rolls in, and has to wait, and my able bodied ass walks out on my perfectly functioning legs, sans wheelchair, and he’s looking at me like:

this has happened to me before

I apologized profusely

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

if i gotta shyt, i gotta shyt.
i'll take stock of the situation so far as the facilities go and prep the area if it comes to that.

search my Tragic Doo-Doo tales thread.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

this has happened to me before

I apologized profusely

 

[Crude]

I try my best not to use public restrooms when I need to have a bowel movement.

Sometimes that isn’t always possible though especially pulling a long work day at work when I’m there from like 6:30 ish in the morning and am not walking out door to 8:30 or so at night.

Luckily, I’ve found some clean discreet low key restrooms upstairs in the faculty area of the building no one really uses. That’s were I go when the urge hits me.

I like complete privacy when I’m getting ready to drop off my packages. Have my phone out in there scrolling social media and reading local news articles and ish.

 

[rightfultoefinger]

I had to stop shytting in public restrooms. Every time I take a shyt in a public bathroom I get boils on my ass cheeks Even if I put tissue and the paper seat cover on I still end up with them. It be some nasty motherfukkas up in public joints

Squat like the Asians but throw some toilet paper in the bowl so it doesn’t splash and bombs away.

 

[old pig]

if I’m at the point where I HAVE to shyt in a public stall then it’s 1000% the type of shyt where I don’t give a fukk about my surroundings

 

[clyma est mort]

Squat like the Asians but throw some toilet paper in the bowl so it doesn’t splash and bombs away.

The ol’ “Magic Carpet” trick.

 

[Sterling Archer]

It’s a public bathroom, theyre in the stall to take a shyt too. No one is gonna say anything. Most a person will do is “ Goddamn “ to themselves as they do the same thing.

 

[Living Bait]

I'm not great with them but if it's a closed room and looks clean I'm prepared to take that challenge...

I don't like those dusty old ones where people can see your feet, or look over the top...

Plus I hate taking my daughter for a shyt or piss because she holds onto the seat... Sometimes a seat I've just wiped piss off...

 

[Sex Luthor]

If I shyt in a public restroom, it's only at work and since I work in a hospital, I go to an empty patient room and use the toilet there.

I work in a hospital too and I never thought about that. This might solve some of my issues

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

If Im dropping it in public its a serious issue so I’m just trying to do my time and go home