I Just Broke My Jerk-Off Record........

[KOOL-AID]

...this can't be life there's gotta be more, this can't be us

I feel like dying

Spoiler

jerked off 4 times in one day. that doesn't sound like much but with me after nut two I start to get flu-like symptoms. any nut after (without proper sleep) is just painful

*clicks spoiler*

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

You must be very proud.

 

[Blackout]

Now go out and have sexual intercourse.

 

[ignorethis]

4?
Its fine if you're 20+, but if you're younger you have a problem
I remember my good old days i used to fap like 6-7 times a day easy

I've gone like 11-12 times in one day just to see what would happen
My shyt was numb and aching but I survived, think that might have been part of shyt that permanently desensitized my dikk though.

nikkas sleep on the dedication it takes to beat off more than 6 times a day, your body really doesn't wanna do it anymore after 5-6 times.

 

[*AP]

Man back in high school one of these guys claimed to go for 24

He even seemed proud of it at first but he was clowned for it the rest of his time there

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I think my record is like 11 during a six hour period.

 

[Pdiddy]

that doesn't sound like much but with me after nut two I start to get flu-like symptoms

 

[TrifeGod]

Now you must fukk a chick for 4 hours

 

[ben anderson]

i can do 4 easy. nothing comes out after the 3rd, but i still get that feeling.

max 8 when i was young and got a banbgbros free trial.

 

[Kitsch]

Lightweight.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Ah, permanant damage

Never again

 

[CHILLL]

*clicks spoiler*

bruh

 

[Carlton Banks]

Better get you some Man 1 Oil before you desensitize your shyt completely.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Beat your meat until your in pain brehs

 

[TrifeGod]

question no homo

wouldn't fappin 4 times a day..or even every day damage ya damn skin?

nikkas forget our shyt is an organ dat shyt cant be healthy

nikkas gonna end up givin their self a own rash

nikka u'll have more fun getting regected/not regected on the hunt to find some real p*ssy

then have her beat u off

its too easy nowadays

shyt i had a chick that used to watch porn wit me back in school