I just got a vasectomy. AMA.

[Dont@Me]

Guess your pullout game is weak as fukk?

nope, been pullin out all my life. Nothing rivals cumming inside though. The amount of intimacy increases tenfold.

What drove you to this decision and what’s the recovery time looking like?

the life long realization that i never wanted kids. never had that instinct. also don't want the responsibilities of kids, and if i change my mind, i can adopt because there are plenty of other kids that need help. Also think this is no world to raise another human being in.

How old are you? Do you already have kids? If so, how many?

i'm 31. no kids. never wanted any. love em though.

Pain?

Both during the procedure and afterwards.....












Also, did you bank sperm just in case you change your mind later?

no pain during procedure except an initial pinch in the ballsack

didn't feel pain, but could kinda feel him "moving around" in there

a bit weird, but worth it. lots of pain afterwards after the local anesthetic wore off, maybe a dull 7.5/8 on the pain scale. it was a bytch but i put ice on it and it almost immediately felt better. took a nap, and woke up feeling refreshed

You sure about this?

I nutted so hard from sex last night my joint is still tingling around the area underneath the tip. Do you know what’s happening to me?

see a doc fam

gonna be awkward when your wife tells you she pregnant next month

i don't have a wife, and if that was the case, ain't nothin to get a pregnancy test

can one reverse it?
just asking in case one day i decide to get one as well.

short answer: no. plenty of people store sperm before the procedure though.

You might have genital herpes or chlamydia

anything is possible breh

How did find the right doctor to get it done? What was the total cost?

literally only got health insurance because of this

made appt. with general practicioner, gave me referral for surgeon, made appt. for consultation, scheduled procedure, got it done

Excuse my ignorance but why would you want one? I am assuming it is so you don’t get a female pregnant but there are alternatives. My ex was on BC and I used to pull out as well. Just seems like a lot of trauma for something that there are alternatives to.

I wanted one because i'm absolutely sure in my decision. I've been thinking about it for years anyway and pulled the trigger. i absolutely don't want kids and took the preventative steps to not have them without any worry. Why would i want to end up on Maury?

My gf doesn't respond well to BC because it messes up her hormones. condoms suck ass and i'm a raw dog. it's a sure fire and life long lasting procedure to get an outcome with nothing but benefits to me. Why else would u think i would want one?

Impotent ass nigguh...

unimportant ass nigguh

...how many times you gonna get this line off to random skeezas, "you gonna let me smash raw? you know i can't get you pregnant, right?"

I've always went raw anyway

 

[Formerly known as...]

31 with no kids but you love kids.

Maybe a little to early for that decision but still it's your decision. Once I am done with kids which will probably be after my 2nd is born next year I will also get the snip

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Is cereal a soup?

What color is a mirror?

 

[Dont@Me]

31 with no kids but you love kids.

Maybe a little to early for that decision but still it's your decision. Once I am done with kids which will probably be after my 2nd is born next year I will also get the snip

Just because I love kids, doesn't mean I want my own. I think there are plenty of kids to adopt if I really want any later on and don't want to contribute to adding more human beings in this messed up system when I can just care for the ones that are already here

 

[Prynce]

I would never

 

[Solomon Caine]

Why? I just don't understand what the benefit is.

 

[Dont@Me]

I would never

well be glad you ain't me pat'na

 

[Dont@Me]

Why? I just don't understand what the benefit is.

I wanted one because i'm absolutely sure in my decision. I've been thinking about it for years anyway and pulled the trigger. i absolutely don't want kids and took the preventative steps to not have them without any worry. Why would i want to end up on Maury?

My gf doesn't respond well to BC because it messes up her hormones. condoms suck ass and i'm a raw dog. it's a sure fire and life long lasting procedure to get an outcome with nothing but benefits to me. I am privy to adoption if i truly wanted to later on in life because there are already plenty of people who need love on this earth...why add more? Why else would u think i would want one?

 

[BlackDiBiase]

you can get them shyts reversed it means nothing. chop your balls off then post about it.

 

[Cadillac]

the coli never has dull moments

 

[Dont@Me]

you can get them shyts reversed it means nothing. chop your balls off then post about it.

nah, no thx

 

[The_Sheff]

Looking into this because me and the wife done with kids. How much was it after insurance?

 

[sayyestothis]

Salute OP! I've had my V done since 2015. Best thing I've ever done breh

can one reverse it?
just asking in case one day i decide to get one as well.

You can reverse it. My buddy has twice with his indecisive ass wife. It costs like 10 times as much as getting it done though.

 

[sayyestothis]

Looking into this because me and the wife done with kids. How much was it after insurance?

Think around a G. I did mine after we met our deductible tho so it was like 200$

 

[froggle]

I nutted so hard from sex last night my joint is still tingling around the area underneath the tip. Do you know what’s happening to me?