I just lost my virginity to some random hooker in Tijuana. What tf did I do?

[Kurt off them percs]

Still smashed
I knew it was gonna go down breh @JadeB, I know a kid down at Camp Pendleton that rushed down there to do the same thing

This is some sad shyt man...

 

[Problematic Pat]

Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

You paid $120 for a hooker in Mexico??? I done seen some redlight district Mexico videos for scientifical research and damn you need to add that to your group of Ls you've taken this year.

 

[CP3.]

Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

This is the biggest L of all. Why the fukk you getting a Tijuana hookers number breh?

 

[Krisrunner2049]

This is the biggest L of all. Why the fukk you getting a Tijuana hookers number breh?

For the “good morning beautiful” texts

 

[doggy]

These cacs are being too hard on you playa. Ain’t nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[julesocean]

You should have went to Adelita's. bytches look better there.

Incels already ruined that spot

U.S. man held in Tijuana on suspicion of killing 19-year-old employee at Adelita bar

 

[Wiseborn]

Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

This is the essential Coli Breh thread.

I'm assuming that this is Cap because usually no one admits an L in their own story.

Because the fact that you left your keys like Homeboy in the Military did is too prefect.

You literally Left your wallet in El Segundo:

 

[Problematic Pat]

For the “good morning beautiful” texts

 

[Nymbus]

Yall clown people being virgins in their 20s-30s

but when said person loses it (albeit not in the socially acceptable way), y’all clown him too lol.

if being DAT Nikka was easy everyone would do it

if he ain't get it off the strength of himself he's not yet a man.

he worked hard for that money let that man live

 

[rlg]

You would of did better shooting your shot on 20 fat hoes on a dating app and just telling them you want to smash.

Do better breh.

 

[KFBF]

How do you get pickpocketed twice?

 

[Krisrunner2049]

You would of did better shooting your shot on 20 fat hoes on a dating app and just telling them you want to smash.

Do better breh.

Nah

if i woulda lost my v to a fat bytch I woulda killed my self. Let breh live, he probably fuxked a $120 Sophia Leone

 

[number21]

Op, you paid about 2,000 in pesos for that mess?

Smh.

 

[number21]

I didn't knew haggling was acceptable in Mexico since with prostitutes in the US, haggling is considered highly-disrespectful from what I heard.

I wore a condom

Who cares what's disrespectful to a whore...This is why you got ripped off.

 

[JadeB]

This is the essential Coli Breh thread.

I'm assuming that this is Cap because usually no one admits an L in their own story.

Because the fact that you left your keys like Homeboy in the Military did is too prefect.

You literally Left your wallet in El Segundo:

No cap. The Coli is ann anonymous forum so I can admit my L's left and right.