So, I always go to my local Harris Teeter in the morning. Anyway, on my way there this dude held up traffic and stopped me. He asked, "Which bank is the best bank?". I told him, "Wells Fargo". Then, he proceeded to try to get me to ride with him. Yes, he tried to bribe me with 40 bucks. When I told him no he upped it to 80 bucks. Still, I told his ass no 
I lied and told him I had somewhere to go. After he got the hint, while he was driving off he told me, "F-ck you". I laughed my ass off at him.
P.S. dude said he lost his wallet and was in the military. Yes, he was a brotha and a passenger in a truck
Dude wanted to either get me in a money laundering scheme, robbery, or kill me like El Chapo.
I then proceeded to go to the store to buy my Blueberry Muffin mix and flirted with some women there.
I lied and told him I had somewhere to go. After he got the hint, while he was driving off he told me, "F-ck you". I laughed my ass off at him.P.S. dude said he lost his wallet and was in the military. Yes, he was a brotha and a passenger in a truck
Dude wanted to either get me in a money laundering scheme, robbery, or kill me like El Chapo.I then proceeded to go to the store to buy my Blueberry Muffin mix and flirted with some women there.
didnt even read the post, the title alone killed me.
