I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex

[ItsPeople]

Prolly wears a strap on over his head, pause

Dead

 

[Methodical]

I would be mad as hell if they let me live like this. I would hate to see my family have to take care of me 24/7, etc.

He's better than me so mad prop to him

 

[Guile]

what was his pay out like?

 

[GreenGhxst]

I bet he eat that coochie like no tomorrow. They probably got some fye ass toys.
And virtual reality is probably a godsend.

He probably doesn't even get horny, he has no reproductive system

Eating that coochie is literally like licking a bag of sand

He'll grow to hate that shyt in the long run... Like why does she want me licking that poot hole

Humans are just filthy

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Maan here i am at work from home and feeling tired

Yet this dude got no reproductive system but smiling

 

[old pig]

damn and one of his arms too…some ppl have amazing resolve

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Not reading all that shyt, and that video is 2 hrs long with no time stamp. You finna catch a neg

 

[Dzali OG]

I don't need to live that bad.

 

[Killer Instinct]

I thought they were related.

I understand the Hippocratic Oath but just let me go in this situation.

 

[5n0man]

They had a cartoon called Odd Parents and the dad was like this ,but with 2 kids.

The oblongs breh

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Real shyt.

I have a litmus test on whether the world has passed the point of complete hopelessness...

If we still live in a world where blind people can still move about and live as normal a life as possible without being brutalized and victimized often... We are still OKAY.

ain't no blind person safe around me and mine.
it's on sight for those fools.

don't ask me how.

 

[CarltonJunior]

I’d rather be dead

Yeah, it's time for me to come home

 

[CarltonJunior]

They had a cartoon called Odd Parents and the dad was like this ,but with 2 kids.

Lol..that was the Oblongs breh, not the fukking Fairly Odd Parents

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

They had a cartoon called Odd Parents and the dad was like this ,but with 2 kids.

Oblongs, you mean

 

[CarbonBraddock]

whenever i read about someone like this, i always wonder what would happen if you sent them down a waterslide. like would they have any sort of control at all, or would it be absolute chaos, with them flipping and turning all over the place? also, she very obviously is gettin with dudes elsewhere.