"I love you, alive girl" Jeff Bezos text messages to side hoes

[fukkyalifestyle]

when you can buy or cancel any bytch in the world you dont need game. there was a blind item on a gossip site about him having a list woman celeberties on his pay role like @skeetsinternal uses backpage.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Isn't he connected to the CIA?

amazon def some type of front for cia.

 

[Mowgli]

Fox News, breh

She's a dude

 

[Henry Orbit]

Bezos risked it all for Tony Gonzalez's baby mama

 

[Arithmetic]

This thread will still go the distance :turtleskip: .

 

[UberEatsDriver]

all the money in the world and no fukking game...

Most of them are like that. I feel like blacks are the only ones who can be rich and have game.



^ you can see the Cornball in his face lol

 

[Arithmetic]

Jeff Bezos 'forced to announce divorce' ahead of story about 8-month affair with Fox presenter

Pay out bout to be sensational!

I know his wifey might be a lil hurt b/c she stuck with him from the start. But that's okay girl.

Life is literally calling her with open arms.
This chick is set up to secure the biggest bag ever and she free to jump on any dikk she want guilt free for the rest of her life.

Fox News, breh

Say it ain't so brehs. Trump got his Fox News goonies to sick one of their barbies on Bezos. #ArtofWar #TheGetBack

@BigMoneyGrip @ExodusNirvana @Call Me James @AZBeauty @Hood Critic @Jhoon @tru_m.a.c @Orbital-Fetus @Dorian Breh @∆y = f(∆x)

 

[Hood Critic]

Say it ain't so brehs. Trump got his Fox News goonies to sick one of their barbies on Bezos. #ArtofWar #TheGetBack

@BigMoneyGrip @ExodusNirvana @Call Me James @AZBeauty @Hood Critic @Jhoon @tru_m.a.c @Orbital-Fetus @Dorian Breh @∆y = f(∆x)

:uhwelp:

 

[Pressure]

Say it ain't so brehs. Trump got his Fox News goonies to sick one of their barbies on Bezos. #ArtofWar #TheGetBack

@BigMoneyGrip @ExodusNirvana @Call Me James @AZBeauty @Hood Critic @Jhoon @tru_m.a.c @Orbital-Fetus @Dorian Breh @∆y = f(∆x)

He's probably going to drop off the bag and keep it moving.

With so much of his net worth being in stock, I'm intrigued to see if she just takes some cash and gets on with her life.

Either way, that nikka still worth over 60 billion


I'd go on a revenge tour. :Aightthen:

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Proof that money trumps everything cuz that is some wack ass game. Some broke ass nikka kicking that shyt is gonna be called a weirdo.

while wack... that's that retarded movie shyt woman want to hear.. sometimes i just say the corniest syrupy bullshyt ass responses, just cause they fit a quick witted response..

i'll be dead joking, laying it on thick.. they eat it the fukk up.. had a bytch who used to write down every nice thing i ever said about her... nikka, I read that shyt in tears. Couldn't even believe I was typing that shyt. bytch still in love with me after finding out I fukked 5 different women while she was around.

TO THIS DAY... they want that shyt.. they ain't reading those bullshyt novels and same ass romantic movies forever, to NOT like it

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Say it ain't so brehs. Trump got his Fox News goonies to sick one of their barbies on Bezos. #ArtofWar #TheGetBack

@BigMoneyGrip @ExodusNirvana @Call Me James @AZBeauty @Hood Critic @Jhoon @tru_m.a.c @Orbital-Fetus @Dorian Breh @∆y = f(∆x)

:Holdonfam:

 

[Guile]

Say it ain't so brehs. Trump got his Fox News goonies to sick one of their barbies on Bezos. #ArtofWar #TheGetBack

@BigMoneyGrip @ExodusNirvana @Call Me James @AZBeauty @Hood Critic @Jhoon @tru_m.a.c @Orbital-Fetus @Dorian Breh @∆y = f(∆x)

Yeah, Trump had something to do with this. On the other hand, unfortunately, Trump married a woman who is a mental midget and barely speaks English so he can step out risk free

 

[MJ Truth]

That couldn't be me breh... The money would make me a smooth muthafukka... Hitting the gym, dance lessons, music lessons, language classes... I'd be black james bond dammit..

You could do all of that stuff while being broke.

 

[TEH]

I never say shyt in a text message


Don’t need a billlion dollars to know that


These hoes show their friends

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

He got married at age 28 or 29 and probably never really learned much on gaming women. Throw $100+ billion and now females are throwing the box like Randy Johnson throwing fastballs. Getting divorced after 25 years and 4 kids might work out as long as he doesn't get married again.

Most important thing is to avoid young heauxs. If you're gonna be a bachelor, only mess with older broads that can't trap you with 18 years....18 years. If he does that and doesn't get married, he'll be fine. I'm sure lots of semi-famous, slightly over-the-hill ladies will be hitting up his dm's tryna get something going. The same broads that would have laughed at him if he approached them in a club in 1993 will be all on his bag right now, talking about "marriage" and such.