I took mad Ls tonight MAD Ls.....

[Methodical]

You messed up when you ignored that stomach the first time. at grown men not knowing when to take a sh1t.

Right, I would straight up tell her, I have to take a sh!t. rather than waiting and holding and make it worst and not shi!t myself.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

You messed up when you ignored that stomach the first time. at grown men not knowing when to take a sh1t.

Dog, I took TWO shyts. One when I got home which let me know that this might not be such a good idea to go out. Then one more right before she got there. Hell, I was on the toilet when she got there. I knew a crucial shyt was coming in the CVS when I went to get the Pepto but their bathroom was "out of service" so I had to wait.

 

[atlbound]

I give her a hug and get one last longing look at those titties and walk in.

 

[Metta World Movement]

Luckily we made it. There was a store on that corner but I knew I didn't have the time to be wrong. I only had one shot at this one. We head towards the Fiesta at school zone speeds and I'm curling my toes at this point and all I can think of are various Tragic Doo Doo Tales and how I mocked them. We finally get to the Fiesta and it closes at 10:30, it's 10:27. Failure is not an option. I run in with literally seconds to spare (on both accounts) and make it to the restroom. I sit down and UNLOAD....

I may as well have shyt hot sauce

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Oh yeah, I work with her too.

 

[Methodical]

Oh yeah, I work with her too.

 

[Captain]

Oh yeah, I work with her too.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My nikkas, titties were OUT. Cleavage like deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyum *Young Jeezy*

If I could just make it to the end of the night I could have unleashed them. But I couldn't brehs.

My stomach knows I'm a fukking scumbag. The thing is that I HATE going out. I really wanted her to just chill at my place. But I had to fake the funk and you know I thought going to a jazz spot wasn't THAT bad. But my stomach had other plans.

Next time, just drink this Moscato and enjoy Netflix.

Damn shame man. I'm feeling 100% right now.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! these nikkas don't even KNOW



you took a shyt at FIESTA breh?!?!

 

[Tony_Siegel]

 

[NoCones]

Oh yeah, I work with her too.

the plot thickens

 

[jfkennedy]

Coming around there's a long light you have to wait at but it was already green, the problem is that she was cruising. If we missed that light the psycological impact would be too much for my bowels.

I know that feeling when I have to pee and get a red light.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! these nikkas don't even KNOW



you took a shyt at FIESTA breh?!?!

My nikka, I'm a veteran of the Metro bus shyt. The don dada emeritus so I gots to know when I can hop off and take care of business and even for PISSING Fiesta is a last resort. This was literally a life or death situation. If I had failed in my mission, I would be WALKING down Richmond Ave. right now.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I know that feeling when I have to pee and get a red light.

We hit that light once looking for a park. shyt was LONG as hell. When I knew we would have to do it again

There was no way I could handle missing that light.

 

[...and some waffle fries]

Dog, I took TWO shyts. One when I got home which let me know that this might not be such a good idea to go out. Then one more right before she got there. Hell, I was on the toilet when she got there. I knew a crucial shyt was coming in the CVS when I went to get the Pepto but their bathroom was "out of service" so I had to wait.

man you can't be eating leftover habanero flavored chalupas covered with Sriracha sauce and sprinkled jalapeño seeds for lunch and thinking you gon be str8 for the rest of the day.