“If The Bill Is $400 and It’s 4 Of Us Just Pay $100 Damn!”

[Eastside Get The Money]

For this latest example for a bill that high and a restaurant like that is not going to split a bill anyway

To play devils homie it would be foul if shorty said she was bringing 2-3 people and ended up being way more and now I gotta pay for some strangers who got greedy

 

[mannyrs13]

If I'm by myself, and I'm out with a bunch of couples, I ain't splitting, because I didn't consume enough to make that fair. If I'm out with my wife and kids, and two of my single friends are there, I wouldn't expect them to split. If I have an appetizer, and you have lobster, don't ask me to split. These should be obvious, and simple rules of friendship.

thats how i be when i go out to eat with friends who have spouses and kids. i'll pay for what I ate and let them handle their stuff. now there are exceptions like if we get an app I wouldn't mind sharing the cost or if its one of the kids birthdays I'll treat them or something like that. but its different from dining with friends with families than just friends cuz those with kids are at least more budget and finance conscious. cuz if i go out to eat with a group of friends and my food cost half of what everyone else does, not fair for me to pay more to lower their cost. anyone that does that to someone isn't a true friend. fukk all that if you broke stay home type of shyt. i heard rumors that video mentioned might be fake, but who knows. regardless that 4600 bill way too expensive, and no point in trying to stunt if you gonna have someone else paying for most of it.

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

It will never end

 

[Luke Cage]

If you splitting the bill just pay your share and get separate checks, they wait staff can easily bill only for the food your ordered.

people only want to split it equally because they spent more money than everybody else and want help paying for their share.

 

[Mike Nasty]

It will never end

She should've known how that shyt was going to unfold before she sat down

 

[acri1]

What type of bougie ass restaurants don't let you split the bill/pay separately?

Unless I agreed beforehand, which I doubt I would, I'm not paying for anybody else's food

 

[Luke Cage]

If you need help paying for your food just ask. I will do it as an act of altruistic kindness, but i will not be shamed into doing it as if its my responsibility.

Come up to me when the others aren't listening, Humble yourself and say breh look, i don't have enough money to pay for my shyt, can you please help me?
And i got you.

This whole reverse psychology, "well if you don't wanna split YOU must be broke" is not working on me, i'm not stupid.
admit that you are the one who is broke and i will help pay your share,

 

[Water]

i only eat with people I trust. Ill take the check and venmo request everyone based on their orders. Easy

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Yuck.

 

[King Poetic]

Have better people around u who have money simple as that

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

It will never end

This is why when I go out with a big group of people I hardly know (coworkers, my girls fam/friends, etc etc), I always get up and talk to our waiter privately and tell him/her “whatever I order, please put me on a separate check and I’ll take care of you.”

Once I’m done eating/drinking, I’ll take care of my bill when excusing myself to the restroom.

 

[2 one 3]

This is why when I go out with a big group of people I hardly know (coworkers, my girls fam/friends, etc etc), I always get up and talk to our waiter privately and tell him/her “whatever I order, please put me on a separate check and I’ll take care of you.”

Once I’m done eating/drinking, I’ll take care of my bill when excusing myself to the restroom.

Smart man…

And this is how it should be done.

Take care of that shyt before the food is even served and hit up the waiter individually.


Perfect.

 

[2 one 3]

I was out yesterday for a lunch after a graduation and I appreciate the waitress asking if everything was on one bill or separate before she even started taking orders.

Some waiters and waitresses know what’s up especially if they see a group of Black people… but you never want to get caught out there like those dusty hoes. Arguing over the check at the end of the night when it’s multiple people is wild work.

 

[Luke Cage]

my friends aren't broke though, so we usually just take turns treating each other.
On some "who got it? I paid for all us last time." We rotate, we never split or ask for separate bills,
I would assume you broke if you need the bill the split

 

[MicIsGod]

I’ve only found myself in these restaurants that do this when it’s a woman’s birthday or celebration. They love picking these spots