“If The Bill Is $400 and It’s 4 Of Us Just Pay $100 Damn!”

[BmoreGorilla]

You gotta know who you going out with before you go. Imagine a $400 check coming and being that person who only spent $30 of it


I know folks who would do that shyt and they not even getting invited

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Separate checks please.

I do this even with family

 

[YoungJeanGerri]

Where tf yall nikkas be eating at?! I've never been at a food establishment where seperate checks wasn't an option..

 

[Knowledge]

These dudes have female tendencies

 

[lightskin jermaine]

I pay for what me, my wife and son eat. Everybody else is on their own

 

[chineebai]

Separate checks or just Venmo your portion.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Yes.

I get so frustrated at having to reconcile bills especially when there's more than 4 or 5 people at the table.

"Wait guys, we're 400 short can everybody make sure they've calculated correctly"

"Did everyone add a 10% tip to their totals?"

"Wait, who ordered the can of Coke zero? I was only drinking Pepsi"




Honestly, I love having a small circle of friends. We just split bills down the middle and we all know that overtime shyt will balance itself out.

 

[Knowledge]

nikkas over 30 still going out with people not their familiy lol

You dont have any friends in real life?

 

[Reptile]

You dont have any friends in real life?

Im not 30 dumbass. And who said I didnt? I gotta go out with "friends" to eat, to have friends?

 

[TDA92]

I know he was probably trolling, but I saw a Tweet one time that said "we dgaf how large the bill is, we all chippin' in. Y'all that split the bill are broke!"

First of all, YOU'RE broke if you need everyone else to chip in. You're too poor to pay for your OWN meal. If that's the case, I want a piece of everybody's dish and NOT A LITTLE ONE I WANT IT

 

[The Mad Titan]

Imagine ordering 25 dollars worth of food and paying a 75 dollar upcharge because you eating with 3 other people

 

[Paper Boi]

the person who made that tweet is definitely the person who ordered the most of that $400 bill not the least

that much is clear.

 

[Double Rice No Beans]

I dont mind the split if our individual amounts are close enough. You cant run it up then ask for a split. I think most decent people know when they ordered a bunch of extra shyt so they will pay to cover that.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Yes.

I get so frustrated at having to reconcile bills especially when there's more than 4 or 5 people at the table.

"Wait guys, we're 400 short can everybody make sure they've calculated correctly"

"Did everyone add a 10% tip to their totals?"

"Wait, who ordered the can of Coke zero? I was only drinking Pepsi"




Honestly, I love having a small circle of friends. We just split bills down the middle and we all know that overtime shyt will balance itself out.

shyt is sad. You gotta know who you can go to a high end spot with and who you only going to Applebees with

This reminds me of one of my closest homeboys. Breh has no problem spending bread on designer clothes and shyt but when it’s time to go out he all of a sudden turns into a Penny pincher with no class. A bunch of us went to Vegas a couple years ago and everybody wanted to go to this high end steak restaurant. We already knew this nikka would be a problem and told him not to embarrass us in advance

We get to ordering drink and appetizers for the table. This nikka goes “damn y’all trying to order a whole feast”


Then proceeds to order his meal like we weren’t doing appetizers first. Then he ordered water while we all taking shots and shyt. He started bragging about he saving his money to get drunk at the casino

First issue. He got his ribeye well done. Second issue this nikka asked the waiter if his steak comes with sides


When the waiter said no and he looked at the prices he said he just wanted steak. This clown only ordered a steak and water. Then was asking could he taste the appetizers when they came out


That was the worst I ever seen him. The only place I’ve been out with him or his wife since that day is the bar and we getting separate tabs

 

[jilla82]

Damn you a bytch. So you not gone address it right there?

of course.
but I generally dont associate with people like that so its not an issue.

what generally happens with friends is sometimes you pay more and other times they pay more.

or you guys split everything.
thats been my experience with hanging out of male friends.
yall order a bunch of food and throw your cards on the table when its over.

im also not arguing over a couple dollars...
easier to have a person out of my life