If YO MAMMY NAMED YOU DEVANTE

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No matter what your name is unless your mom imagined it you were named after another man. You maynot know said man but its a name she heard, liked and decided to use. Would you have a problem if she named the kid Mohamed? Jesus? Georges? Toussaint? John?

You as man let your wife name your kid after someone she wants to fukk like Idris Elba, Devante Swing, Denzel, etc.. You take that L.
 

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You as man let your wife name your kid after someone she wants to fukk like Idris Elba, Devante Swing, Denzel, etc.. You take that L.
What makes you think she wants to fukk them? People can just admire someone thats in the public eye. :yeshrug:
You simple minded cats amaze me sometimes. I have a dear friend of mine whom ive slept with. I looove her first name. Would have no problem naming my own daughter that name. Not naming my daughter after her at all. I just want the name. Same thing applies here. I admire Beyonce and could see my daughter named that. But i have never had any desire to fukk Beyonce.

Now, if you say Gabrielle Union... :guilty:
 

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:lawd:Thank god my parents kept it simple. Every culture has goofy ass names that are pretty common, so folks need to put ice on that butthurt.

I wasn't in the business of making fun of kids, but names that got clowned the most off recollection

1. Booker
2. Octavius
3. Stanlie(weirdest spelling of the name I had ever seen)
4. Katrine (rhymes with latrine :scust:)
5. Simon :russ:
 

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Naming your son after your celebrity crush is fukking stupid breh.

Kids named Devante, Denzel, Idris, Lebron, or whatever.

That shyt is ho behavior.

Idris is actually a prophet in the Quran. I've met old Muslim or African men with this name.
 

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What makes you think she wants to fukk them? People can just admire someone thats in the public eye. :yeshrug:
You simple minded cats amaze me sometimes. I have a dear friend of mine whom ive slept with. I looove her first name. Would have no problem naming my own daughter that name. Not naming my daughter after her at all. I just want the name. Same thing applies here. I admire Beyonce and could see my daughter named that. But i have never had any desire to fukk Beyonce.

Now, if you say Gabrielle Union... :guilty:

You don't think the women naming their kids after Devante swing wanted to fukk him? :russ:

If you grew up in the 90s you would know that every girl in the hood loved Devante Swing cuz he was good looking and had pretty eyes. It had nothing to do with admiration lol
 

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Normally because dudes named King end up being clowns and paupers in real life :huhldup:
:smugbiden:Bingo. Its all good if your son is a great person who has shyt going for himself, but if he is mediocre or a fukkup, EVERYBODY

looking at dude like "King, huh:skip:"

Same with Prince, Princess, Queen, Royalty, etc. Those are names you pretty much already have to be about something to have.

I've met a "Majesty" and that girl was a royal (scuse my french) bytch. In retrospect, her name was fitting:jbhmm:
 

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Right cuz Hoodrats read the Quran :heh:
So where would you prefer Hoodrats get their baby names from?

You obviously dont want them to use names of celebrities they heard of. And you obviously dont want them to make up hood names.

So let me hear it. Where should they get names from?
  • Name their kids Tom? It could be argued that said kid was named after Tom Cruise.
  • Name them Matt or Matthew? It could be argued that said kid was named after Matthew McConaughey.
  • Name him Billy Bob? They'd argue the mom had a crush on Billy Bob Thornton.

So what should they name them?
 

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So where would you prefer Hoodrats get their baby names from?

You obviously dont want them to use names of celebrities they heard of. And you obviously dont want them to make up hood names.

So let me hear it. Where should they get names from?
  • Name their kids Tom? It could be argued that said kid was named after Tom Cruise.
  • Name them Matt or Matthew? It could be argued that said kid was named after Matthew McConaughey.
  • Name him Billy Bob? They'd argue the mom had a crush on Billy Bob Thornton.

So what should they name them?

They can name them what they want I'm just saying If a kid is named Devante she got it from the singer who she wanted to fukk.

:yeshrug:
 

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They can name them what they want I'm just saying If a kid is named Devante she got it from the singer who she wanted to fukk.

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Yeah but you said the same for Idris. My question what name will satisfy you as not being the name of someone (that you know of) that she wanted to fukk
 

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Yeah but you said the same for Idris. My question what name will satisfy you as not being the name of someone (that you know of) that she wanted to fukk

Unless the woman tells you we don't know where she got that name from, but if I meet a little kid and his name is Idris Jackson I'm going assume Idris Elba is where he got his name from.

Same with with Devante.
 

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Unless the woman tells you we don't know where she got that name from, but if I meet a little kid and his name is Idris Jackson I'm going assume Idris Elba is where he got his name from.

Same with with Devante.
Anyway,

Ive always said i'd name my son either Didier or Alpha or Thierry. Probably name my daughter Saudi. Dont bite my sh!t, mofos :ufdup:
There are famous people who have these names but i give 2 minus 2 = 0 fukks how people interpret it because i know where i got the names from :yeshrug:
 
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