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Unnatural love for pets.

Being used as a substitution for normal human contact. They are even calling these four legged fleabags their children and taking them into restaurants, grocery stores and onto airplanes as a coping mechanism.

I don't like animals but I was kinda press ganged into having a dog and I unfortunately find myself attached to the dog.

Pets can worm their way into your heart....
 

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Unnatural love for pets.

Being used as a substitution for normal human contact. They are even calling these four legged fleabags their children and taking them into restaurants, grocery stores and onto airplanes as a coping mechanism.

Her: "I'm a proud doggy mom!:smile:"

Me: "Ok mom, your child is in the bathroom drinking shytwater from the toilet bowl:skip:"
 

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Talking to robots like a damn human being.

Some goofy ass commercial came on YouTube yesterday where some kid was chit chatting with some AI robot.

Loved the robot so much the kid wrote a letter saying Iove you mom.

:stopitslime:

Besides that

Lil Nas x.
 

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My cousin just had a photo shoot done with her two cats and takes them everywhere with her like they’re foofoo dogs.

She’s 32 :francis:


I used to have a boss that used to show Christmas photos of her and her damn dogs. :beli:

She would actually be carrying on and talking about them like they were human children. :mindblown:

I don't like animals but I was kinda press ganged into having a dog and I unfortunately find myself attached to the dog.

Pets can worm their way into your heart....

Having a dog or any pet is not the issue. Thinking that a fleabag ass damn dog is a human is the issue.
 
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