Yo Mama
...the sweeter the juice.
Unnatural love for pets.
Being used as a substitution for normal human contact. They are even calling these four legged fleabags their children and taking them into restaurants, grocery stores and onto airplanes as a coping mechanism.
I don't like animals but I was kinda press ganged into having a dog and I unfortunately find myself attached to the dog.
Pets can worm their way into your heart....