GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Those commercials were mostly focused on little kids and the fact Mike drank Gatorade.Yeah kindly omit what I stated about mimicking the fancybmoves and unnecessary double pumping aolos layupa. "Mike, if I could be like Mike"....was created why? Because people wanted to be like him s0 bad, the commercial shows it all of the mistakes people made in games trying to be like him, so get outta here with that. Youre trying to debate the obvious with me, for what? You wanted my attention? Like I said earlier,were you THERE? There's no way that you could debate "like Mike, if I could be like Mike". People were on the court screaming, "Jordan" while attempting the dumbest shots, fact.
Lemme guess, Jordan had kids tryna fly like R. Kelly sang about too, right?The POINT is that your average kid knew he wasnt Jordan just because he drank Gatorade. The average dude playing pickup ball wasnt tryna come down and yam it from the foul line because the very thought was absurd. Jordan did things only he could do and everyone watched in awe.
Curry, on the other hand, is small, unathletic, has wide appeal
and basically came out of nowhere to be crowned the "best player in the world" by jacking up low percentage 3pters. Thats not the only thing he does but thats what hes known for and thats what all the highlights show. People tryna emulate MJ were taking foul line jumpers and shrugging their shoulders. Anyone that could emulate his dunks, more power to em. But this Curry shyt is the perfect formula for every clown and unathletic little scrub to gas themselves up and give themselves the greenlight to dribble around in circles at the arc and throw up some bullshyt while everyone else watches with the
until its their turn to try the same thing. Its the fukkin worst.I already told you I was there so try a different angle. Im ahead of the curve on these things.



Maybe you've been under a rock...He has more hype than any player in history.



