If you don't know how to drive manual, you're pretty much an AIDS having homo

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That's how u separate the men from the boys. It's a right of passage into manhood. Little faggits with the :no: face when they see three pedals :mjlol:. I'm out here downshifting while ya main bytch gagging on the cahk :smugdraper:
I think tiptronic is a good alternative, automatic but you can use it to be lame and impress a chick.

Manual transmission is also pointless for regular driving in 2016 and a pain in the ass for uphill and downhill.
 

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Yep.

I was chillin' with my wife's sister and her husband. And automatic vs. manual came up.

Her: "I'd like to learn to drive stick."
Husband: "I like automatic cars. One less thing to distract me when I'm driving."
Me: "Man, standard transmission makes you feel like you are part of the car."
Wife (looking dead at me) :shaq:
Me: :myman:
Husband :skip:


And then you woke up that morning by yourself.
 

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How the hell am I supposed to smoke a blunt :stopitslime:or grab shorty's thigh when I got one hand on the clutch? :dahell:

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Hand on the clutch??

Driving manual implies there's a stick shift correct?

I think you meant "foot on the clutch" and yes you can grab on ya girls thighs while driving manual, I've done it, only took my hand off to shift gears or she would do shift for me :myman:. Get a shorty that can drive manual :blessed:. The only pain in the ass with stick shift is rush hour traffic.
 

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nikka you got the monster:mjlol::russ:


florida nikkas talking shyt when your entire state is a walking L

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british??? nikka what?:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:


i live in rancho :dead::dead: nikka not britian
fukk is a rancho? :mjlol: I got this fakkit furious :mjlol:
 

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I think you meant "foot on the clutch" and yes you can grab on ya girls thighs while driving manual, I've done it, only took my hand off to shift gears or she would do shift for me :myman:. Get a shorty that can drive manual :blessed:. The only pain in the ass with stick shift is rush hour traffic.

Nah I meant the hand, I didn't know the pedal was the clutch, I figured clutch and stick shift were interchangeable for the same thing :yeshrug:


:heh::dahell:

Real dons know how to bun a zoot an feel up gyal whilst driving a manual. :win:

Clowning me for my wrong use of manual car lingo ..?

*insert Waka OK pic*

My automatic car still nicer than yo whip, and I bought that bytch in cash :takedat: so when I'm hittin a blunt in the whip I got a fresh ass smile on too sittin in somethin I own.
 

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Interesting how everybody quick to jump on me for saying clutch, but as soon as I pull a card and ask what whip ya got, thread goes silent:sas2:

Coli, the ways yall try to flex and hide your flaws, just be too predictable at times :youngsabo:
 
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