If You Mix Dirty Piss and Clean Piss, Can You Theoretically Pass a Drug Test? (UPDATE: Passed!)

[714562]

So here's the story. My girlfriend has been looking around for a job, mostly unsuccessfully. However, a few days ago, she unexpectedly got a call for a job interview. The call was out of the blue in every sense. She had applied to the company a while ago, and had basically given up hope of hearing from them. In fact, the location she got an interview from wasn't even the location she applied to.

Anyway . . . she had smoked weed like two days before, because she didn't really expect to get any calls about an interview from that place and was basically giving up hope. The interview went well and they gave her an offer . . . conditional to passing a drug test.

She snuck in some of my (clean) piss to the testing center, but it wasn't quite enough to get to the line. So INSTEAD of asking the therapist if that was enough piss like a smart person, she topped the jar off with a little bit of her own pee.

I assume she'll fail this test, but my Googling hasn't given me conclusive answers. Can anyone speak from experience? Is it possible to pass a drug test this way?

 

[Taadow]

Smoke Buddah, job seeking she-brehs.

 

[Fatboi1]

I'll let your girl borrow my piss. $5 a an oz. though.

Best to use clean piss rather than try to mix. I've helped a couple of my friends and they just use mines.

 

[714562]

I'll let your girl borrow my piss. $5 a an oz. though.ne'

Best to use clean piss rather than try to mix. I've helped a couple of my friends and they just use mines.

Well yeah, obviously. But she didn't have enough of my piss to get up to the line. Everything else was fine.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

This dude must have failed chemistry or something.

This is simple dilution.

SOMETHING is still present dummy

 

[714562]

This dude must have failed chemistry or something.

This is simple dilution.
SOMETHING is still present dummy

I understand that concept, you fukking idiot.

But whether or not that something is DETECTED would depend on the sophistication of the test.

Google has stories of people in similar situations mixing synthetic piss with a tiny bit of their own and passing. Obviously, the stories may be ducktales. So that's why I'm asking.

I'd bet money on her failing the test, but I'd also like to know if anyone has had a different experience.

 

[Fatboi1]

I understand that concept, you fukking idiot.

But whether or not that something is DETECTED would depend on the sophistication of the test.

Google has stories of people in similar situations mixing synthetic piss with a tiny bit of their own and passing. Obviously, the stories may be ducktales. So that's why I'm asking.

I'd bet money on her failing the test, but I'd also like to know if anyone has had a different experience.

Got this dude on ignore and I already could tell that's who you're quoting.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I understand that concept, you fukking idiot.

But whether or not that something is DETECTED would depend on the sophistication of the test.

Google has stories of people in similar situations mixing synthetic piss with a tiny bit of their own and passing. Obviously, the stories may be ducktales. So that's why I'm asking.

I'd bet money on her failing the test, but I'd also like to know if anyone has had a different experience.

The tests are ALREADY MADE to detect dilute chemicals...UNLESS you just dilute the fukk out of it, in which case you should just have clean piss in the first place.

And "google" isn't a website jackass...where did you read that information?

 

[714562]

The tests are ALREADY MADE to detect dilute chemicals...UNLESS you just dilute the fukk out of it, in which case you should just have clean piss in the first place.

And "google" isn't a website jackass...where did you read that information?

...did you even read the OP?

She didn't dilute it with chemicals. She diluted my already clean piss with some of her own. My clean piss diluted with a small amount of her dirty piss.

How the fukk are you talking slick without even knowing what the thread is about?

 

[Fatboi1]

that nikka @Napoleon ain't shyt.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

...did you even read the OP?

She didn't dilute it with chemicals. She diluted my already clean piss with some of her own. My clean piss diluted with a small amount of her dirty piss.

How the fukk are you talking slick without even knowing what the thread is about?

He meant if someone was using some kind of chemical variant vs. regular piss of someone else's.

HOWEVER. THERE IS STILL DIRTY PISS in the cup. That is what the test is made to detect.



Sidenote- how did you not give her enough piss to fill it?

 

[714562]

He meant if someone was using some kind of chemical variant vs. regular piss of someone else's.

HOWEVER. THERE IS STILL DIRTY PISS in the cup. That is what the test is made to detect.



Sidenote- how did you not give her enough piss to fill it?

I know what he meant. But that's not what the thread is about.

I wanted to give her more piss, but she basically refused. I pissed into an unlubed condom and she hid it in her underwear, but she didn't want "too much" piss because she was afraid it would look like she had a dikk.

Female logic.

 

[Ricky Church]

date females that smoke weed brehs...

 

[Detroit Wave]

op lost and is a fakkit

shoulda just found somebody with clean piss and had them pee in a orange medicine bottle then have your retard gf smuggle it in between her legs

 

[General Mills]

I know what he meant. But that's not what the thread is about.

I wanted to give her more piss, but she basically refused. I pissed into an unlubed condom and she hid it in her underwear, but she didn't want "too much" piss because she was afraid it would look like she had a dikk.

Female logic.