If you that dude pissing on the seat in public bathrooms, step in here pls

[3rdWorld]

Youre supposed to shyt squatting as nature intended, the same as you would in the woods. Nature didnt intend for people to shyt sitting down on a chair. you get more junk out too.

 

[Jparker]

some of us be having to really take that number 2, breh. Why not just sit down to pee like everyone else?

by using a public bathroom to take a deuce in the first place

 

[CurrencyChase]

I lift up the toilet seat even at public bathrooms. Some f yall nasty though Grown ass man pissing on the wall..

 

[XII]

So let me get this straight. None of you nikkas take the time to wrap the seat in toilet paper before sitting down?
Don't go in raw. It's not safe.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

im that nikka that either aims for the hand dryer/napkins/toilet paper and i love to paint..

 

[baracka zulu]

If you're having problems with dookie containment issues you could always stop being a fakkit.

 

[Serious]

some of us be having to really take that number 2, breh. Why not just sit down to pee like everyone else?

Thats your fault if you're going number 2 in public, but I try not to touch anything in the restroom, and the urinals suck, because sometimes that splashes back, so that you have multiple other dudes piss onyou


That's why I piss on toilet seats with no regard, I don't even try....

 

[Serious]

I lift up the toilet seat even at public bathrooms. Some f yall nasty though Grown ass man pissing on the wall..

there's a lot of bacteria under there....

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Yall nikkaz aim some shyt. What happened to courtesy, Curtis?

 

[jdubnyce]

im that nikka that either aims for the hand dryer/napkins/toilet paper and i love to paint..

so inconsiderate

 

[Another Man]

nikkas sitting bare ass on public stalls?

First off, if there's any sort of spray disinfectant, I'm soaking that bytch and wiping it down thoroughly, then running a lighter all across the seat, then I'm putting wild layers of TP on that bytch. My skin ain't touching a damn thing on that

 

[Dzali OG]

You better off shytting in the woods nikka...

 

[A.V.]

Youre supposed to shyt squatting as nature intended, the same as you would in the woods. Nature didnt intend for people to shyt sitting down on a chair. you get more junk out too.

Actually you're right, plus it allows for a more natural flow due to the constant contraction of the abdominal muscles & intestines...It'd be practical to have/make toilet seats that actually didn't allow you to "sit" 90 degrees on them, but leaned slightly forward at a 45 degree angle, (would keep you semi-squatted...but then I guess you'd have design/water flow issues

 

[Illuminatos]

Ya'll sitting raw on toilet seats?

If for some reason I have to use the public bathroom I'm throwing down multiple layers of toilet paper on those seats.

I've seen too much vile shyt on those toilet seats to let my ass touch that.

 

[Ohene]

I aint liftin up that dirty ass seat, give a damn about ya shyt