Im 18 and I've never read a book before

[BrothaZay]

this would explain why that fakkit zay has such a narrow and confused perspective on the world. not to mention why he's so dumb in general.

I'm not dumb. I put on this show for a reason. Mainly to see who the real idiots are. I feel that the ones who have to resort to insulting other people over the internet as well as trying to flaunt their "intelligence" on a message board tend to be the most insecure ones in real life(which is all that matters)

Sure I made some mistakes by dropping out of the Gifted&Talented program I was in at school, but I learned from it and I don't regret it.

 

[The Jewnited States]

I'm not dumb. I put on this show for a reason. Mainly to see who the real idiots are. I feel that the ones who have to resort to insulting other people over the internet as well as trying to flaunt their "intelligence" on a message board tend to be the most insecure ones in real life(which is all that matters)

Sure I made some mistakes by dropping out of the Gifted&Talented program I was in at school, but I learned from it and I don't regret it.

Oh wow, you decided to type properly in an attempt to make us believe you're somewhat educated. Almost convinced us.

 

[ChiefQueen]

So, you mean to tell me that you've never read a single book not even a mandatory English book? What school did you go to because they've honestly failed you.

I had a 1.7 GPA n stil graduated on time cuz i got all As my senior year

What? You had all As in your class but still ended up with a 1.7 GPA? That doesn't make sense.

 

[BrothaZay]

So, you mean to tell me that you've never read a single book not even a mandatory English book? What school did you go to because they've honestly failed you.



What? You had all As in your class but still ended up with a 1.7 GPA? That doesn't make sense.

My freshman year I failed like 2 or 3 classes and got kicked out at the end for hitting a teacher. I came back my sophomore year and passed all my classes. Then my junior year I failed 2 classes again I think, with one of them I had a 43 for the year.

 

[aqualung]

Fillerguy suggested "THE CAT IN THE HAT" to a grown man. 0_o

Hand OP a see & say. Then pull the damn it string.

But the OP is an igmo who grad with a 0.3 GPA and never read the books on which he wrote book reports. Buy him cliffnotes to Seuss's "oh the placed you'll go!"

Then toss said cliffnotes into the bushes. -_-

--> aq out <--

 

[Metta World Movement]

 

[Madvillain]

 

[Steve Murray]

Dude, read this book called "Alfie's Home" by Richard A. Cohen. Excellent book. Perfect one to get you started.

 

[Malik]

1st of all....your telling us, in 18 years of living your school never required you to read a single fiction book for English class? and you never went to the library and picked up a book before?? ???

I'm sure folks would have some good choices for you though. Check Brave New World and 1984 , because they have contemporary significance right now.... once you finish reading, look at the year they were written, look up at the world and say

Auto-Biography of Malcolm X is interesting, though its non-fiction.... just read, read, and read.... haven't read much fiction lately in years honestly, the world supplies enough craziness to keep me amused .......

I know right...

Just off the top of my head, I had to read Great Gatsby, Pygmalion, Hamlet, Macbeth, the Odyssey & the Iliad in high school. I still remember the plots to those books and I fukked hated to read then. Your school system failed you OP

I love reading now tho

 

[BlackZilla]

any suggestions. I dont really wany no harry potter type shyt, not even no 48 laws shyt. just something i can relate to with a good non cliche story

Hahhaha

hah

You ain't shyt motherfukker

 

[Dwolf]

Got damn man.... just....

 

[Money Be Green]

Captain underpants

 

[H@LLOW]

Things fall apart

 

[smokeurobinson]

speaking of 1984.....The part where the main character and his girl are in the forbidden zone in that room being naughty alone and the wall out of nowhere starts to talk to tell them that they have been caught kinda scared the sh*t out of me when I read it the first time.

 

[TheBigBopper]

Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky