I'm 35. Why do I feel so fukking....OLD!!!????

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Women really make you feel old. Go out in the city and see nothing but dimes.. And everyone you talk to says "25. 24. 26. 27. 20" but soon as you come with "I'm 38 thooooo...." You can see the intrigue leave their body. Then they hit you with "Damn you look young, I thought you were MY AGE"

Womp Womp



These older broads is straight smuts tho so it all equals out :blessed:
 

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Women really make you feel old. Go out in the city and see nothing but dimes.. And everyone you talk to says "25. 24. 26. 27. 20" but soon as you come with "I'm 38 thooooo...." You can see the intrigue leave their body. Then they hit you with "Damn you look young, I thought you were MY AGE"

Womp Womp



These older broads is straight smuts tho so it all equals out :blessed:

man it’s to the point where I’m considering getting a fake ID that has my age @ around 30 lmao

I absolutely don’t look my age although I feel it lol...but like you said once they hear your true age the subject changes very quickly lol
 

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man it’s to the point where I’m considering getting a fake ID that has my age @ around 30 lmao

I absolutely don’t look my age although I feel it lol...but like you said once they hear your true age the subject changes very quickly lol
Why is that though? If you look young why does it matter how old you are? Stupid ass bytches. Can’t wait until they get older and are trying to relive their youth.
 

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37 here. I got the young face genes, luckily.

My metabolism is slowing, so I’m about 10 pounds over weight. My mind is fine, I’m good in my career, got more confidence than in the past. I feel like I’m finally ready to “settle down” and build shyt. Nas says like half your age +7, right? So I need 25/26 year old girl? :jbhmm:
 

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How do you feel old at 35? That’s some hard life living I guess.
I was living crazy from Id say 13/14 to 34. Just living life on the edge. I have stories for days.

I was partying hard going to raves techno clubs, traveled a bunch been to so many different states and countries....went to many concerts, I was in a punk band in the late 90s to early 2000s was in a break dancing/house dancing crew, I did graffiti, i sold some drugs, I worked on wall street, I was on MTV, I was homeless, I ran a clothing boutique, i graduated college with two degrees, went to jail three times, I did three radio shows, hung out with celebrities and did coke in bathrooms in Brooklyn VIP sections, shagged a bunch of girls...

I can honestly say Ive done every drug in the book with the exception of heroin. Not something to be proud of.

But Ive been through alot and Im still alive to tell the tale.

Part of me just wants to kick all the negative stuff and give my life back to our lord savior jesus chirst...and become a preacher.
:blessed:

No I am not joking when I say that.
 

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I was living crazy from Id say 13/14 to 34. Just living life on the edge. I have stories for days.

I was partying hard going to raves techno clubs, traveled a bunch been to so many different states and countries....went to many concerts, I was in a punk band in the late 90s to early 2000s was in a break dancing/house dancing crew, I did graffiti, i sold some drugs, I worked on wall street, I was on MTV, I was homeless, I ran a clothing boutique, i graduated college with two degrees, went to jail three times, I did three radio shows, hung out with celebrities and did coke in bathrooms in Brooklyn VIP sections, shagged a bunch of girls...

I can honestly say Ive done every drug in the book with the exception of heroin. Not something to be proud of.

But Ive been through alot and Im still alive to tell the tale.

Part of me just wants to kick all the negative stuff and give my life back to our lord savior jesus chirst...and become a preacher.
:blessed:

No I am not joking when I say that.
Well damn!!
:whew::salute: You’ve been through a lot. Appreciate that 35! I was like you it I got over it. Trying to force myself to be old and shyt smh. I changed my diet and I mean I carry mad equipment daily for work so that keeps me in shape lol
 

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Only thing that sucks is my hairline...I'm a little heavier than I'm used to but still fairly athletic. At 37 since I rarely drink I feel great for the most part. It's boring as hell but it is what it is. Don't wanna be a forty year old dude rolling his balls off at a bar...just trying to figure my next move.
 
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