The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
Women really make you feel old. Go out in the city and see nothing but dimes.. And everyone you talk to says "25. 24. 26. 27. 20" but soon as you come with "I'm 38 thooooo...." You can see the intrigue leave their body. Then they hit you with "Damn you look young, I thought you were MY AGE"
Womp Womp
These older broads is straight smuts tho so it all equals out
Womp Womp
These older broads is straight smuts tho so it all equals out




You’ve been through a lot. Appreciate that 35! I was like you it I got over it. Trying to force myself to be old and shyt smh. I changed my diet and I mean I carry mad equipment daily for work so that keeps me in shape lol