True indeedI haven't heard shyt since I asked and the thread went right along smoove then a muhfukka
He's a grown man, we gave our piece
I'm a not a virgin but still a loser in the game
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I haven't heard shyt since I asked and the thread went right along smoove then a muhfukka
He's a grown man, we gave our piece
Idk what to say. I still haven't done shyt yet. It's corny y'all call me junkie as if I've done any hardcore shyt.
Cloutius Maximus
with the aid of the Funk...
Speaking of games..
Do you ever play Yahtzee??
5 dice.. 13 rolls
Each roll.. you gotta put the result someplace on the board
Until you run out of spots
So you have to be strategic.. sometimes conceding a certain combination is not gonna happen
Or playing it safe vs rolling the dice (literally)
You can pumpfake for first half of the game
Pretending you have a great start
Tick off some big score boxes
But at some point, all the wiggle room is gone and you got to pull off some statistically unlikely rolls.. or zero out!
My wife and I have the yazy app on the tablet we keep on bedside table
First five or six turns, she'll be up by 50-60 points
Like "im gonna win"
Then she'll start taking 0's and ones or twos on her minor
And I'll pull ahead and beat her 242 - 160 (I only take zeros on 4x and Yahtzee squares)
And shell be like "you cheated !" or "you got luckier rolls than me
"
Where really, she would have been better off not going for quick grabs
..and keeping some flexibility for later
Now life is not a game of Yahtzee
You can push the do-over button
If you fail once, you can try again
You can even take ten attempts at a given life milestone
But ife is not infinite
Our 20's last 10 years
You can pretend your 20's last until you are 35
But now your 30s last five years
..unless you borrow from your 40s
Etc
I have been posting here at the coli for nearly five years
During that time.. i have overcome numerous health issues
Gotten remarried
Returned to work etc
And I'm old!!
There are young folk who have been posting here since 2012.. or earlier, counting previous incarnation
And they have evolved less than me
They maybe got a slightly better job
But they still talking about what they gonna do
How they gonna have a perfect wife
A perfect this and that
And anyone else??
Must have settled . Or is a c00n.. or is a simp.. or a fakkit
But meanwhile they are trying to roll a Yahtzee when they are drawing dead
Basically.. people who have failed to appropriately manage their lives
,(And thankfully my wife is better at life than she is at Yahtzee
Point being.. a lot of people are stagnant and chasing goals/dreams that are unlikely
And this drains resources away from other functions
And you might not "just fail" at one thing
But you end up failing at everything
my nikka spitting that old head "sittin on the porch with a glass of whisky" game. i respect it
I didn't call you a junkie, I said you'll become one if you start playing with partying with drugs right now-- and I mean that
You sound like somebody searching for an escape to keep you busy from the mundane chore of actually being alive with an entire world in front of you, and that's a terrible sign for someone asking about drugs. Again, you're a grown man tho
Never called you a junkie but told you to try meditation
Actually it is depending on who your getting it from. Op needs to go out and get some healthy validation.
Cloutius Maximus
with the aid of the Funk...
-get away from the locker room for at least 3 months
-cold showers
-exercise
-meditation
-self-help books (the slight edge, the body knows the score, psycho-cybernetics)
-therapy
psychedelics can work but right now you need to focus on getting yo mind and body right. find some white hippies/hipsters during the 6 months you decicate to self-improvement and trip out to reward yourself at the end. Maybe cop some p*ssy from a fine escort to get the thirst off you. (again, do this only AFTER you get your shyt together and don't let it become a crutch)
-cold showers
-exercise
-meditation
-self-help books (the slight edge, the body knows the score, psycho-cybernetics)
-therapy
psychedelics can work but right now you need to focus on getting yo mind and body right. find some white hippies/hipsters during the 6 months you decicate to self-improvement and trip out to reward yourself at the end. Maybe cop some p*ssy from a fine escort to get the thirst off you. (again, do this only AFTER you get your shyt together and don't let it become a crutch)
Theirs an entire world in front of me but an outsider like me has no place in it. It's not easy to just make friends at the age of 23 when people will judge you by not having an IG nor a life. Idk what to do.I didn't call you a junkie, I said you'll become one if you start playing with partying with drugs right now-- and I mean that
You sound like somebody searching for an escape to keep you busy from the mundane chore of actually being alive with an entire world in front of you, and that's a terrible sign for someone asking about drugs. Again, you're a grown man tho
After I meditate and get some paper. Then what? I'm wack
ReadOneBookAWeek
Smoking on a Cac Pack
You need a mentor.
Box Factory
hater
Loser
You’re so mad you bump a year old thread. Pathetic, would you believe me if I said I expected better from you. Going out sad emotional fakkit.