I'm about to meet up with and smash a fat sloppy yam from POF

[Illeye buckmatic]

I didn't do it brehs


I pulled up outside her crib, and saw her peaking through the blinds and shyt...I sat in my car contemplating life,

brehs I was thinking like Confucius.


I pulled off and came back home, just got in the house

My momma ain't up if she knew I was going out the house so lateid be ground meat.

God bless you all coli, and to all a good night

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Yaboysix]

Run run to the bathroom for a nice long shower soon after you lock that top lock..feels almost good as new!


Atleast that's what I do

 

[BoBurnz]

Bail TF out young cuz, life to smash another day.

I didn't do it brehs


I pulled up outside her crib, and saw her peaking through the blinds and shyt...I sat in my car contemplating life,

brehs I was thinking like Confucius.


I pulled off and came back home, just got in the house

My momma ain't up if she knew I was going out the house so lateid be ground meat.

God bless you all coli, and to all a good night

Smart move young nikka, have a standard, don't be ashamed to go without if you ain't hitting a girl that meet it. At the very least make sure that standard means ya girl under 300 pounds.

 

[UWasntThere]

Good choice OP. I bet that p*ssy was sour af.

 

[BoBurnz]

Good choice OP. I bet that p*ssy was sour af.

Oh god nikka I can imagine the stank

 

[Blankthawtz]

I didn't do it brehs


I pulled up outside her crib, and saw her peaking through the blinds and shyt...I sat in my car contemplating life,

brehs I was thinking like Confucius.


I pulled off and came back home, just got in the house

My momma ain't up if she knew I was going out the house so lateid be ground meat.

God bless you all coli, and to all a good night

 

[Serious]

High school is kinda rough like that. Most of the chicks are chasing after the same guy so if OP ain't in the top 20% then he gotta dumpster dive

The cool thing is that right after you graduate hs, literally every chick is dtf. They just don't want to fukk in hs because of stigma and gossip.

Also in college there's a lot of women who are still virgins up until their senior year. Contrary to belief, there's a lot of lonely women in college who wished they were getting pipped or had a relationship on the regular....

 

[jwonder]

This is why fat bytches think they have a chance with me. Too many of you desperate fukkers out there.

 

[Killigraphy]

She has no redeeming factors...damn OP...

 

[Xerces]

Breh, she wouldn't even look decent with " beer goggles" have some pride. She has a face only a mother could love

 

[BoBurnz]

I think I even see facial hair

 

[cobra]

I didn't do it brehs


I pulled up outside her crib, and saw her peaking through the blinds and shyt...I sat in my car contemplating life,

brehs I was thinking like Confucius.


I pulled off and came back home, just got in the house

My momma ain't up if she knew I was going out the house so lateid be ground meat.

God bless you all coli, and to all a good night

you smashed didn't you......

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

even i'm speechless....

 

[Serious]

This is why fat bytches think they have a chance with me. Too many of you desperate fukkers out there.

And people like @Elle Driver wonder why im so harsh

Brehs get shamed for having standards....