I'm about to meet up with and smash a fat sloppy yam from POF

UWasntThere

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When I was 17 I used to talk to the baddest bytch in my HS but I was a too nervous and self conscious then to make a move. Years later I was getting high with the old crew and one of em told me she wanted to fukk me really bad. I walked over and smacked dude clean off his chair. Player hatin dikkhead.

:martin:

Moral of the story: aim high. Don't fukk that slime ass hoe
 

Formerly Black Trash

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I was bout to say rite of passage but nah homie
I wouldn't fukk that bytch for free
 

Amestafuu (Emeritus)

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That post nut clarity will have you ready to walk off a bridge. Don't do it.

Your concious won't forgive you for lowering your standards to fukking something that resemble that bloated cac.
 

Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ

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Site confuses me.

You gotta upgrade to see messages or nah? Have an acct, just never fukked with it.

But yeah, that post nut clarity will be a MF creating an awkward environment
 

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I did talk to two of the finest girls at my school in the last few weeks, one I was talking to for two months, the other one I gave the bushes. Girls my age like to play games

I ain't had no pooty tang since may and I am desperate

I'm gonna go back to the girl I put in the bushes after I do this...:francis:


:patrice:

Pooty tang???



What kind of person talks like this?


Oh wait, I know the type. :skip:
 

You Win Perfect

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I was talking to a girl my school but I had to bush her

Was talking to another girl from my school and she got back with her ex.

There are some other girls I want to get at, but I don't have the time or the energy.

I ain't had no pooty tang since May, when I broke up with my long term girlfriend.


Desperate times call for desperate measures.
pooty tang huh? thread sound like :duck:
 

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You’re probably ugly, so you both were equally disappointed.
 
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