I'm about to meet up with and smash a fat sloppy yam from POF

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Idk how you could do it. Imagine the condom breaking and you accidentally getting a chick like that pregnant :francis:
 

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Smash Peter Griffin when you haven't even had a chance to fukk up in life to deserve such low tier p*ssy, brehs

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@Colgatebrah

Why not ColgateBreh?

I digress.

At 17 all you wanna do is fukc. Anything. I encourage you to think about your standards and if you can muster the self control: go after women you can actually be proud of. I have fukced all kinds of chicks just cause they would spread but not one of those times was I actually satisfied after.

Looking back, only the ones I really liked left me with positive vibes afterward. Nothing deep but just being glad I did, instead of feeling like a crackhead who just debased themselves for a hit (the nut is the hit in this metaphor).

It took me until about 25 to be able to pass on garbage puzzy.
 

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Stay virigin

Xvideos and vaseline >>>> than that land mine u going to fukk

I know you're going to dodge these advice , but PLEASE take this with a bag of salt.
You are 17, bruh. Seventeen! You've never stuck your foot into the real world. There's more to life than getting your dikk wet, I promise you. Trust me with this. Rub one out and be on about your day. That's all you gotta do. You don't need to fukk this landwhale. She is not worth it. You're going places with your education that can open doors to finer things and you'll eventually open legs to finer women. For now, being a virgin, even at this age, it's that bad. Not. That. Bad. It does suck and you miss out on some poon and it's something to tell your bros, but it's not that important. Focus on yourself. Don't be desperate. Girls HATE that. Keep focusing in school, be hygienic, watch your diet, socialize, fap if you still feel the urge and everything will be fine.
 

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Girls in your HS ain't giving you play Huh OP :lolbron:

It's always been like this

He gotta hit them neighboring schools up, be in the right social circles, church jump offs or have something going for himself.

Cole world
 

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That post nut clarity will have you ready to walk off a bridge. Don't do it.

Your concious won't forgive you for lowering your standards to fukking something that resemble that bloated cac.
We all hit low points:yeshrug: at least you hittin it early:lolbron:
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The bottom fell out on that one thats below the floor limit breh... nah can't cosign that talk

this is one you don't come back from.
 
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