I’m at a bar alone cause I don’t wanna hear my ex getting dug out... AMA

Ricky Dunigan

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Taking on bs to just take it on isn't a measure of manhood breh.

That’s just it tho... besides the whole ex thing, this is a good set up financially. I’d rather be homeless then add problems to their lives.

She’s my ex for a reason, so while the thread title is purposely pathetic, this is like living with any female roommate. One who I’ll never see because of my schedule
 

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I'm sure you've already heard her getting her back blown out before though. Is he fukking her better than you were(is she moaning like she's getting that good good?) How long that bed creaking and headboard hitting against the wall. Is that the real reason you ain't trying to hear it, too much for your pride huh?

:troll:


Joking aside this better be ducktales. I can't even accept that a grown man is allowing himself to live an L each and everyday to save money on rent. You say she's just like having a female rommmate and the situation ain't too bad, but yet you ain't trying to hear her fukk. :francis: Move out and KIM, and don't ever allow yourself to be in this type of emasculating position again. As for her bf, surprised that he's fukking with her this whole time, knowing she's living with her ex. All of yall can go ahead and take that "L".:mjlol:
 

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A very convincing case for suicide.:mjcry:
Hell fukking no!!:damn::whoa:


You realize that during the funeral, the ex will show up, crying, while this other nikka is sitting right there next to her! At OP's funeral.

:to:
He'll be all:shaq:


She'll get up to say a few words, meanwhile, the new nikka is standing right next to her as a ''shoulder to lean on' and while she's talking, the nikka would be all tickling her belly button under her shirt on some sexy weird sneak shyt like
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That is an afterlife L of biblical proportions, b
.

After he commit that, he'll be approaching the pearly gates like
tenor.gif


Meanwhile, heaven security will see the breh on a security came and be like :hhh:

Muhammad would probably be like, "It's a no for me, dog.":francis:

Moses wouldn't even give the okay talking about, "Even the staff that parted the red sea can't part that L":yeshrug:



Jesus would get the call and find out about what happened and be
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He wouldn't deserve to go to hell, neither.

Now, OP, will be on his beetlejuice shyt waiting to find out where he will spend eternity
giphy.gif


According to Afterlife Rule 78-L the nikka would be relegated to roaming and haunting the place he committed that...

And since he committed that in the house he shared with his ex...

:ohhh:





He'd be eternally back to square one forced to be on some ghost shyt watching shorty get her back blown out while invisible....:sadcam:


And to add insult to injury....the only thing he could say while watching is "woooooooo-oooooo"

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OP's @Ricky Dunigan new name is Casper L. Dunigan



Sad story...

Spooky story...


Speaking of which...:mjlol::blessed:



I'm sure you've already heard her getting her back blown out before though. Is he fukking her better than you were(is she moaning like she's getting that good good?) How long that bed creaking and headboard hitting against the wall. Is that the real reason you ain't trying to hear it, too much for your pride huh?

:troll:


:mjlol:

Nah, OP is sleeping like a baby.
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:troll:
 
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Hell fukking no!!:damn::whoa:


You realize that during the funeral, the ex will show up, crying, while this other nikka is sitting right there next to her! At OP's funeral.

:to:
He'll be all:shaq:


She'll get up to say a few words, meanwhile, the new nikka is standing right next to her as a ''shoulder to lean on' and while she's talking, the nikka would be all tickling her belly button under her shirt on some sexy weird sneak shyt like
grande-inset-810x610.jpg



That is an afterlife L of biblical proportions, b
.

He's going to approach the pearly gates like
tenor.gif


Meanwhile, heaven security will see the breh on a security came and be like :hhh:

Muhammad would probably be like, "It's a no for me, dog.":francis:

Moses wouldn't even give the okay talking about, "Even the staff that parted the red sea can't part that L":yeshrug:



Jesus would get the call and find out about what happened and be
blackjesus-615x330.jpg


He wouldn't deserve to go to hell, neither.

Now, OP, will be on his beetlejuice shyt waiting to find out where he will spend eternity
giphy.gif


According to Afterlife Rule 78-L the nikka would be relegated to roaming and haunting the place he committed that...

And since he committed that in the house he shared with his ex...

:ohhh:





He'd be eternally back to square one forced to be on some ghost shyt watching shorty get her back blown out while invisible....:sadcam:


And to add insult to injury....the only thing he could say while watching is "woooooooo-oooooo"

d211sjy-32b14fff-ddfb-4a42-933d-7cdeb5968210.jpg


OP's @Ricky Dunigan new name is Casper L. Dunigan



Sad story...

Spooky story...


Speaking of which...:mjlol::blessed:


I'm just kidding.:russ:
 

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People acting like this is so unheard of.

Hell my best friend had his ex living with him for months while he was dating the woman he eventually married.
At some point future wifey moved in while the ex stayed in the second bedroom. He eventually had to kick his ex out because she was getting to comfy with the current, and that made things weirder and he couldn't handle it properly.

But in your 20's when you're trying to get established weird situations happen
 

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I'm sure you've already heard her getting her back blown out before though. Is he fukking her better than you were(is she moaning like she's getting that good good?) How long that bed creaking and headboard hitting against the wall. Is that the real reason you ain't trying to hear it, too much for your pride huh?

:troll:


Joking aside this better be ducktales. I can't even accept that a grown man is allowing himself to live an L each and everyday to save money on rent. You say she's just like having a female rommmate and the situation ain't too bad, but yet you ain't trying to hear her fukk. :francis: Move out and KIM, and don't ever allow yourself to be in this type of emasculating position again. As for her bf, surprised that he's fukking with her this whole time, knowing she's living with her ex. All of yall can go ahead and take that "L".:mjlol:


I've been here 4 days. 1 spent at another girl's crib.

I'll take the L, only because I thought it wouldn't be an issue ( i didn't work this Monday because i took time out to move into the place that fell through). We haven't been together for years now.
 
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