I'd never buy tickets to a bytch ass NBA game.
If I did and LeBron decided not to play, and made me cry, I'm makin sure I get seats by the tunnel so I can pour my drink on the floor and he injured himself and that way, he'll get to miss games for real.
But unlike y'all, I actually know LeBron
He gives me head(s) up when he plans on sittin' out
If I did and LeBron decided not to play, and made me cry, I'm makin sure I get seats by the tunnel so I can pour my drink on the floor and he injured himself and that way, he'll get to miss games for real.
But unlike y'all, I actually know LeBron

He gives me head(s) up when he plans on sittin' out

