Is a call center the workplace environment with the most fukkery?

[Asicz]

What u think

Breh i fukked a girl in the mcdonalds freezer (i was young) and the manager walked in right as we got done. Dude laughed and always had my back when i worked there. Her boyfriend was sitting in the lobby waiting for her to clock out the whole time.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Yes and females stay trying to fukk. I wasn't even trying and ran through 6 females. They all knew each other too.

Didn't get fired nor ratted on to hr. In fact, Im positive one of the hr women wanted to smash but that's way too far.

#handsomegang takes more Ws than #gmb and the wins are more satisfying.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Jeanette Part Two...

Alright...so I go back to work the next evening and of course Jeanette is there. Lookin finer than usual and was giving me the eyes from the time I stepped thru the door. I didn't come in all "I'm the man" or nothin cause I figured plenty other dudes in the restaurant already hit anyhow. So I didn't make much of it, just filed the experience and memories in my long term storage...cause I sure wasn't goin back for none of that trash ass, I don't care how damn fine her body is.


So I head to the bathroom and switch outta my regular clothes and into my work outfit. When I come out, guess who waiting at the bathroom door for me.
Jeanette.
She pulls me over by the phones and since it's kinda quiet IMMEDIATELY starts kissing me like it was goin outta style! I'm like "Gatdayum...this girl don't play!!". She started grabbin on my dikk and rubbing me down, slowly tryna get my zipper open...Then she got in and under my boxers...kissin me and givin me a rubdown too....I was enjoyin it. Feelin her soft hands grabbin on me, them soft lips and tongue...
Then reality snapped me back to where the fukk I REALLY was because I heard the voice of the other girl I was fukkin in the background comin thru the front door!!
shyt!!

(I had forgot to follow up with her and see what her schedule was gonna be!!!!)
I pushed Jeanette off me and flipped around like I was about to start using the phone...reachin in my pocket for a quarter...tryna hide the fact my zipper open and my dikk out and full-on hard.

The other girl comes thru the little bathroom entryway area and I look back with the phone up to my ear and wave over my shoulder. Luckily, she went in the bathroom to change into her uniform too.
Yo...my shyt went limp like a white rap career when ole girl came thru. I ain't a player and never have been, so I don't know how to do that shyt and it's mad stressful to me.
I gave Jeanette a look like and she looked back at me all sexy then laughed like so I gave her the and fixed myself up and headed to the bar to start my shift.
Brehs...ALL......DAMN.....NIGHT...she was intentionally fukking with me when the other girl I was fukking was around. You know, that catty bullshyt females do to try and one-up each other.

I didn't sign on for that shyt, so about halfway thru my shift I pulled her to the side and told her "Look yo, you got to chill with the shyt you doin...we just fukked around, you tryna mess things up for me or what!?"
She immediately went from giggly and playing around to this sad look like I backhanded her or some shyt.

Then she hit me with the psycho stalker shyt...
She was like "I want you and me to be together...I want you to be my boyfriend papi..."
I'm looking at her like cause I KNOW for a fact that half the nikkas workin in the restaurant hit already and this chick think I would let HER hold me down!?!?!!?!
GTFOHWTBS.....


Then the real reason for why she comin out the box came out. She was like "Look...I know I'm older than you but I'm only 30, we can make it work! I'll cook for you, Il'l take care of you, I'll clean the house, I'll wash your clothes, we can have kids maybe if you liiiiike...Your house is so nice, I know I could make a good girlfriend for you if we just live together..."


This bytch was tryna move in and live offa me!
OH HELL NO!!
I told her "Um...I don't think that's a good idea..see, I'm already seeing someone and even she ain't livin with me...ever. I don't know her like that and I don't know YOU like that so...nah. We can keep seeing each other, fukk around, see where this goes...but I roll solo, you feel me?"
Well, that brought about a whole change of attitude...meaning, the real her came back around. Her face went from fake sad to her usual predatory looking stern-face. She said "fukk you punyeta..." and walked back in to the restaurant. I laughed and was like...


Now I don't know if she tried to holla in the other girls ear with that bullshyt or not cause that wound up gettin fukked up not too long after, but I know she wasn't ever nice to me again after that. I went back to not being on her radar and she moved on to the next sucka.
I just watched move and laughed at her til I left that place.
Seen so many dudes come thru there and she try to do her thing and they fukked and dumped her.
shyt was wild to see...same damn thing every time.
Don't nobody with half a brain and good looks want to wife up no old hoe...
bytch is crazy...


I bet she still slangin that weak ass p*ssy tryna lock down fools to this day...

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Jeanette Part Two...

Alright...so I go back to work the next evening and of course Jeanette is there. Lookin finer than usual and was giving me the eyes from the time I stepped thru the door. I didn't come in all "I'm the man" or nothin cause I figured plenty other dudes in the restaurant already hit anyhow. So I didn't make much of it, just filed the experience and memories in my long term storage...cause I sure wasn't goin back for none of that trash ass, I don't care how damn fine her body is.


So I head to the bathroom and switch outta my regular clothes and into my work outfit. When I come out, guess who waiting at the bathroom door for me.
Jeanette.
She pulls me over by the phones and since it's kinda quiet IMMEDIATELY starts kissing me like it was goin outta style! I'm like "Gatdayum...this girl don't play!!". She started grabbin on my dikk and rubbing me down, slowly tryna get my zipper open...Then she got in and under my boxers...kissin me and givin me a rubdown too....I was enjoyin it. Feelin her soft hands grabbin on me, them soft lips and tongue...
Then reality snapped me back to where the fukk I REALLY was because I heard the voice of the other girl I was fukkin in the background comin thru the front door!!
shyt!!

(I had forgot to follow up with her and see what her schedule was gonna be!!!!)
I pushed Jeanette off me and flipped around like I was about to start using the phone...reachin in my pocket for a quarter...tryna hide the fact my zipper open and my dikk out and full-on hard.

The other girl comes thru the little bathroom entryway area and I look back with the phone up to my ear and wave over my shoulder. Luckily, she went in the bathroom to change into her uniform too.
Yo...my shyt went limp like a white rap career when ole girl came thru. I ain't a player and never have been, so I don't know how to do that shyt and it's mad stressful to me.
I gave Jeanette a look like and she looked back at me all sexy then laughed like so I gave her the and fixed myself up and headed to the bar to start my shift.
Brehs...ALL......DAMN.....NIGHT...she was intentionally fukking with me when the other girl I was fukking was around. You know, that catty bullshyt females do to try and one-up each other.

I didn't sign on for that shyt, so about halfway thru my shift I pulled her to the side and told her "Look yo, you got to chill with the shyt you doin...we just fukked around, you tryna mess things up for me or what!?"
She immediately went from giggly and playing around to this sad look like I backhanded her or some shyt.

Then she hit me with the psycho stalker shyt...
She was like "I want you and me to be together...I want you to be my boyfriend papi..."
I'm looking at her like cause I KNOW for a fact that half the nikkas workin in the restaurant hit already and this chick think I would let HER hold me down!?!?!!?!
GTFOHWTBS.....


Then the real reason for why she comin out the box came out. She was like "Look...I know I'm older than you but I'm only 30, we can make it work! I'll cook for you, Il'l take care of you, I'll clean the house, I'll wash your clothes, we can have kids maybe if you liiiiike...Your house is so nice, I know I could make a good girlfriend for you if we just live together..."


This bytch was tryna move in and live offa me!
OH HELL NO!!
I told her "Um...I don't think that's a good idea..see, I'm already seeing someone and even she ain't livin with me...ever. I don't know her like that and I don't know YOU like that so...nah. We can keep seeing each other, fukk around, see where this goes...but I roll solo, you feel me?"
Well, that brought about a whole change of attitude...meaning, the real her came back around. Her face went from fake sad to her usual predatory looking stern-face. She said "fukk you punyeta..." and walked back in to the restaurant. I laughed and was like...


Now I don't know if she tried to holla in the other girls ear with that bullshyt or not cause that wound up gettin fukked up not too long after, but I know she wasn't ever nice to me again after that. I went back to not being on her radar and she moved on to the next sucka.
I just watched move and laughed at her til I left that place.
Seen so many dudes come thru there and she try to do her thing and they fukked and dumped her.
shyt was wild to see...same damn thing every time.
Don't nobody with half a brain and good looks want to wife up no old hoe...
bytch is crazy...


I bet she still slangin that weak ass p*ssy tryna lock down fools to this day...

Its always the good looking ones thats the worse in bed

 

[Shade]

I used to work at a call center that was new where the building had two contracts. One side of the call center building was for a large insurance company which was where I worked and it was pretty tame for the most part especially since we had to get an insurance license to even work there. But the other side of the building for a large cable company and man they were ratchet as HELL. There were always fights happening over there and they would be the main ones leaving trash on the parking lot like weed and even hair (). But the big thing that happened while I was there was that some girl poisoned another girl's drink that was in the break room refrigerator and had the girl being rushed to the ER. Police came and then EVERYONE from that side of the building (100+ people) was fired and a big hiring event was held the next day. By the time I left they was getting ready to get ride of the cable company contract and just have the whole building used for the insurance contract.

 

[semicko82]

Jeanette Part Two...

Alright...so I go back to work the next evening and of course Jeanette is there. Lookin finer than usual and was giving me the eyes from the time I stepped thru the door. I didn't come in all "I'm the man" or nothin cause I figured plenty other dudes in the restaurant already hit anyhow. So I didn't make much of it, just filed the experience and memories in my long term storage...cause I sure wasn't goin back for none of that trash ass, I don't care how damn fine her body is.


So I head to the bathroom and switch outta my regular clothes and into my work outfit. When I come out, guess who waiting at the bathroom door for me.
Jeanette.
She pulls me over by the phones and since it's kinda quiet IMMEDIATELY starts kissing me like it was goin outta style! I'm like "Gatdayum...this girl don't play!!". She started grabbin on my dikk and rubbing me down, slowly tryna get my zipper open...Then she got in and under my boxers...kissin me and givin me a rubdown too....I was enjoyin it. Feelin her soft hands grabbin on me, them soft lips and tongue...
Then reality snapped me back to where the fukk I REALLY was because I heard the voice of the other girl I was fukkin in the background comin thru the front door!!
shyt!!

(I had forgot to follow up with her and see what her schedule was gonna be!!!!)
I pushed Jeanette off me and flipped around like I was about to start using the phone...reachin in my pocket for a quarter...tryna hide the fact my zipper open and my dikk out and full-on hard.

The other girl comes thru the little bathroom entryway area and I look back with the phone up to my ear and wave over my shoulder. Luckily, she went in the bathroom to change into her uniform too.
Yo...my shyt went limp like a white rap career when ole girl came thru. I ain't a player and never have been, so I don't know how to do that shyt and it's mad stressful to me.
I gave Jeanette a look like and she looked back at me all sexy then laughed like so I gave her the and fixed myself up and headed to the bar to start my shift.
Brehs...ALL......DAMN.....NIGHT...she was intentionally fukking with me when the other girl I was fukking was around. You know, that catty bullshyt females do to try and one-up each other.

I didn't sign on for that shyt, so about halfway thru my shift I pulled her to the side and told her "Look yo, you got to chill with the shyt you doin...we just fukked around, you tryna mess things up for me or what!?"
She immediately went from giggly and playing around to this sad look like I backhanded her or some shyt.

Then she hit me with the psycho stalker shyt...
She was like "I want you and me to be together...I want you to be my boyfriend papi..."
I'm looking at her like cause I KNOW for a fact that half the nikkas workin in the restaurant hit already and this chick think I would let HER hold me down!?!?!!?!
GTFOHWTBS.....


Then the real reason for why she comin out the box came out. She was like "Look...I know I'm older than you but I'm only 30, we can make it work! I'll cook for you, Il'l take care of you, I'll clean the house, I'll wash your clothes, we can have kids maybe if you liiiiike...Your house is so nice, I know I could make a good girlfriend for you if we just live together..."


This bytch was tryna move in and live offa me!
OH HELL NO!!
I told her "Um...I don't think that's a good idea..see, I'm already seeing someone and even she ain't livin with me...ever. I don't know her like that and I don't know YOU like that so...nah. We can keep seeing each other, fukk around, see where this goes...but I roll solo, you feel me?"
Well, that brought about a whole change of attitude...meaning, the real her came back around. Her face went from fake sad to her usual predatory looking stern-face. She said "fukk you punyeta..." and walked back in to the restaurant. I laughed and was like...


Now I don't know if she tried to holla in the other girls ear with that bullshyt or not cause that wound up gettin fukked up not too long after, but I know she wasn't ever nice to me again after that. I went back to not being on her radar and she moved on to the next sucka.
I just watched move and laughed at her til I left that place.
Seen so many dudes come thru there and she try to do her thing and they fukked and dumped her.
shyt was wild to see...same damn thing every time.
Don't nobody with half a brain and good looks want to wife up no old hoe...
bytch is crazy...


I bet she still slangin that weak ass p*ssy tryna lock down fools to this day...

How old were you when you met this chick?

 

[Shade]

This, so much this. Call center aint got shyt as far as fukkery goes when you have to deal with a bunch of drunk/angry/horny mufukkas night in night out.

As someone who also worked as a bouncer for a bar for about 6 years this is true. They stories I could tell smh.

 

[JayYoung713]

I would have to say Call Centers. I worked at one when I was 18 and wound up getting into a fight during training cus of some he say she say that I had absolutely nothing to do with. All I know is I was approached by some dude who got up in my face talking about something I said about him to some broad I had never even said 2 words to but that $10 a hour aint mean I was gone let somebody disrespect me so we got to punching on spot. I was there 3 weeks and had already seen all kinds of bs in that place from folks going out back to smoke weed, to fukking in the parking lot on lunch breaks, to a chicks boyfriend coming up there tryna fight some dude that was knocking his gal down smh. Them hood call centers aint for the weak lol.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

How old were you when you met this chick?

Couldn't have been more than 19-20.

 

[AAKing23]

Anybody whose ever worked at a hospital can tell you that shyt is WILD. I have to actively avoid getting caught up in foolishness.

I'm trying to work in a hospital eventually breh

 

[hustlemania]

Restaurants

this..

i seen folks doing coke online.. waitresses giving dome damn near anywhere.. managers & Chefs fukkin entire wait staffs.. stolen drops.. owners, managers & Chefs passed out drunk on the bar during dinner rush.. guns pulled in the kitchen.. plates, pots & pans thrown workers.. saw a server break a glass, and try to use it to stab another server..

i could go on for days.. everyday, something wild as hell goes down in a restaurant..

 

[jerniebert]

So much shyt goes on at production plants its crazy. It takes a special breed to kill cows and chickens all day.

One of my favorite things that happened was when I worked in a HR a married lady in her mid to late 50s got caught sucking another older married man's dikk on the kill floor room where a lot of the guts and blood get sent to our wastewater. The room is nasty and these were somebody's abuela and abuelo.

I got my brother in law a job here. He is a great worker and my sister is a pill popper so the rest of the story is what it is. He started fukking some girl in his area who just happened to have the same last name as me. My sister has a different dad but my mom and my dad raised her from birth. She's always been a little crazy. I'm a manager here. I used to work HR and did orientation when we turned over our workforce due to the majority of them being illegal. So I know a lot of people here. I work in a completely different area so I didn't really keep track of him. Then one day the lunch lady told. "I didn't know your sister worked here" and I started getting that from a lot of people. I already knew and my mom and other sister would always ask. They all knew and so did my sister. My sister didn't care so why should I. The best part is my sister didn't have a car so he used to borrow his side chicks car and my sister would drive it and take my mom to doctor appointments. He would tell her his friend from the car dealership would lend it to him.

That's just a couple of stories. I could be here all day with this. Working in a production environment like this is crazy.

 

[Bart simpson]

Man this thread is extremely entertaining

But real talk s/o to the breh that said airlines is about that life was not joking.
There was a 20 yr affair betweenone of my managers that everyone knew about. People used to go to the ups shipping center and get it in all the time.

Had this one Jehovah's witness pawg that was openly sleeping with our married station manager.

One of my boys ,who was married, trying to get on with this pawg who was mad thick but her face is just brown bag status.
Whatta time to be alive

 

[TheBlackSun]

I worked in a warehouse a few years ago. All of the chicks were bust downs, and were just flat out busted in general. One was a nutty ass 36 year old single mom who was trying to fukk the manager for the supervisory position. Another was a bipolar funky bytch, that was constantly switching sides, and trying to also be a bust down for the main supervisor. Another was a 30 year old single mother, with three kids, on welfare, trying to fukk the manager, and fukk to get money out of another nikka. The rest were a bunch of mentally and emotionally unstable ass people. It's why when I was in the workforce, I always kept to myself, and kept it moving.

 

[TheBlackSun]

Working in the corporate world makes me NEVER want to get married. I knew infidelity was high but damn, women are such good liars it’s scary.

I’ve seen women suck off their co-workers at lunch (don’t ask me how) and kiss their husbands later on in the evening, even introducing them to their co-workers too.
Most of our week is spent at work, so if you really think people won’t eventually fool around with their colleagues...

TRUE. Just because a dude, or a woman got a spouse at home, don't mean shyt. Especially with a lot of higher up corporate.