IT'S OFFICIAL - CHIP KELLY HAS RUINED THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

[resurrection]

Yeah he's not translating well to the league. He actually thought Sam Bradford was the answer at QB he thinks he can trade all his playmakers and the "system" will still lead them to wins I definitely think he is the problem and it's time to send him back to college where it's easier to construct a winning "system" and just recruiting little track speed kids at every position to make it work

 

[Remote]

He can come save the Canes

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

he went to the nfl making moves like me in gm mode on the madden

 

[resurrection]

The good thing about the NFL is that it's really hard to "ruin" a franchise long term. You get high draft picks and the best teams usually have to disassemble after a few years because everyone wants to get paid or just goes past their prime. Kelly is setting them back while he's there, but if they get smart people in there who make good draft decisions, it will only take one offseason, maybe two, to be winning again. But it's not like they win shyt even when they're good, so.. there's that too..

 

[WaddupDoe!]

yea this so called offensive guru has four fukkin plays that we run. that is what is making our offense so fukking horrible. plus this fakkit cant see to understand that we have WRs. He throws to our TEs all game then remembers we have more players on offense when we are already losing.

fukk this piece of shyt. we will probably lose to detroit on thanksgiving too.

 

[Pifford]

Yeah he's not translating well to the league. He actually thought Sam Bradford was the answer at QB he thinks he can trade all his playmakers and the "system" will still lead them to wins I definitely think he is the problem and it's time to send him back to college where it's easier to construct a winning "system" and just recruiting little track speed kids at every position to make it work

Even in college he didn't win shyt; I don't think I've ever seen a coach slurped more for accomplishing less. Perform like shyt in big games your entire career and make retard level personnel decisions when given control but still be hailed as an offensive mastermind by cacs brehs

 

[Box Factory]

You people just don't understand high level football schemes

 

[Reginald Noble]

You people just don't understand high level football schemes

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

Went to an Eagles game when I was like 19. When you are that age none of this shyt bothers you at all everything is fresh new and exciting. Managed to sneak a flask in this was back in '05 though so security wasn't too tight. We hooked up with a classmates Uncle who gave us some liquor. Kept us warm throughout the whole game. Of course at that age your bladder can hold better, less hangover, etc.

Something to do when you are young and invincible

Spot on -- I'm too for all that now. Like ten years back I remember being 7 rows up for a MNF game at the Meadowlands... it was the game where Tiki Barber and Priest Holmes both busted out for like 150 yards ... All those long touchdowns coming towards our endzone... All that pre-game liquor chugging

Don't have it in me anymore, gotta worry about getting up for work on Tuesday

 

[AV Dicey]

Well, for starters, you're exposed to the elements for 4 hours straight with no way of avoiding it. This is manageable for the first half of the season but once it gets cold and you're sitting on a freezing cold plastic seat and it's 17 degrees out, all bets are off.

Football fans are also the most drunken and obnoxious from tailgating all morning and it makes for an uneasy fan experience. There are so many stoppages of play that you only notice when you're watching in person because you don't have RedZone channel or other games to flip back and forth between, to the point that you are watching absolutely nothing occurring the majority of the time.

Couple this with the fact that it is by far the most expensive overall game experience, and it's really a no brainer. Only reason I went last year was I got discounted tickets through a friend's work place and I wanted to see Peyton Manning in person and before that it had been at least 5 years or so.

Why would I bother? I got a nice ass TV I can watch every game and RedZone Channel on, there's cold beer in my fridge that isn't $11.50 a cup, I don't have to deal with fat drunken 50 year old men slurring garbage at rival fans and worry about having to throw hands on some prick who takes sports entirely too seriously, I don't have to get up at 7 am on a Sunday and start drinking before 10, be hungover by 4 and ruin the rest of my day off, I don't have to walk a mile and a half to and from the stadium from the parking lot, I don't have to pay $40 for the extreme privilege of parking my car, I don't have to sit in traffic for 60 minutes after the game just to leave the stadium, and if I want food I don't have to pay for a 7.00 hot dog. I can order a pizza or DVR the game while I cook something and come back to it. Not to mention you can always go to other peoples' spots or hit a bar if you want a more social experience, both of which are better options than physically attending the game.

Frankly, I may never pay to see another NFL game live in my entire life

exactly, freezing sunday mornings surrounded by a bunch of drunken rednecks watching a sport that flows in fits and starts due to its multitude of time outs, play reviews etc is not exactly mystery theater 3000 levels of fun times.

Chip Kelly has somehow managed to destroy the Eagles the Rams and turn legitimate nfl stars Shady and Jackson into also runs who are either always hurt or going through the motions. That is an achievement that even Saban and Spurrier at their egotistical best were not capable of. The rest of the league should implement his crazy ass offense tho...and replicate it through out the sport, makes for less standing around and more playing the game...which is less kinetic than cricket at the moment. Speaking as a redzone enthusiast.

 

[Rigby.]

Brehs keep him for a little longer


Not trying to see USC become a legitimate program again

 

[Ku$h Parker]

This is like Steve Spurrier in DC

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

yea this so called offensive guru has four fukkin plays that we run. that is what is making our offense so fukking horrible. plus this fakkit cant see to understand that we have WRs. He throws to our TEs all game then remembers we have more players on offense when we are already losing.

fukk this piece of shyt. we will probably lose to detroit on thanksgiving too.

at him ignoring these WRs he spent 1st and 2nd rounders on, week in and week out...

 

[Remote]

at him ignoring these WRs he spent 1st and 2nd rounders on, week in and week out...

Notable Eagles draft picks since Chip Kelly was hired:

2013:

Lane Johnson - Tackle - 1st round
Zach Ertz - TE - 2nd round
Bennie Logan - DE - 3rd round
Matt Barkley - QB - 4th round

2014:

Marcus Smith - LB - 1st round
Jordan Matthews - WR - 2nd round
Josh Huff - WR - 3rd round
Jaylen Watkins - DB - 4th round

2015:

Nelson Agholor - WR - 1st round
Eric Rowe - CB - 2nd round
Jordan Hicks - LB - 3rd round

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

Notable Eagles draft picks since Chip Kelly was hired:

2013:

Lane Johnson - Tackle - 1st round
Zach Ertz - TE - 2nd round
Bennie Logan - DE - 3rd round
Matt Barkley - QB - 4th round

2014:

Marcus Smith - LB - 1st round
Jordan Matthews - WR - 2nd round
Josh Huff - WR - 3rd round
Jaylen Watkins - DB - 4th round

2015:

Nelson Agholor - WR - 1st round
Eric Rowe - CB - 2nd round
Jordan Hicks - LB - 3rd round

Yet they still have a bottom 5 corps of skill position players and 2 of those guys barely see the field

Zach Ertz and Brent Celek are the exact same player