Jay Cutler's parenting adventure. All hell has broken loose

[BigE214]

My daughter 1 and a half so we good now....but niggga I can relate like a muthafukka....

I use to get left with my daughter no matter where my girl went, when she came home---we were waiting for her in the driveway.

Sometimes she'd be crying, and I would be keeping it 100 with her. "You just ate, I just changed your pamper, Ion know why you trippin...."

Hell, sometimes we'd both just be crying.

(I know I aint the only one to let em cry, when she come back a nikka don wiped the tears and acting like we had a good time)

 

[King Crimson]

im just being an ass...but i had a friend who literally play video games all day while his one yr old be crying in his crib with a shytty diaper. i almost beat his ass one time for that shyt. like dude play with your son. so thats what this thread reminded me of.

Oh, nah. He deserved an asswhooping to get his mind right. Cutler's situation and the other brehs actually sound pretty funny. Can't wait to have kids and have them kinds of stories.

 

[Goat poster]

This thread is funny as hell

Even though my lil man can be bad as hell sometimes, fatherhood is the BEST thing that ever happened to me brehs

 

[beejus]

My son is 16 months old. He sleeps good through the night, but like clockwork he's up between 5:00-5:30 am every single day. Needless to say I haven't slept past 6:00 more then two or three times since he was born.

I'll give my son the tv remote to play with after I take the batteries out and it's on a game that I want to watch. Hasn't figured out the ol missing battery trick yet.


to all the fathers and whatever method they use to not only keep their little one safe and entertained, but to keep themselves from going crazy.

 

[daboywonder2002]

That's why you gottta space these rugrats apart. My daughter is 7 and my son is 11 months...shyt is smooth sailing because all the techniques I learned that worked when my daughter was a baby work on my son. So a nicca can play 2k, have his daughter occupied and his son occupied and not deal with too much bullshyt.

biggest regret for me bro. Daughter is 3 and son is 10 months. i love my son but i feel like having him so early is hurting my daughter's growth. Its hard to read to her, play with flash cards and stuff when i have to attend to him as well. ill tell anybody never have kids so close in age. I could care less about them being best friends when they get older

 

[NYC Rebel]

shyts funny and all that
but im just thinking of me texting this shyt to MY bm even in jest

shed have the Wu-Tang Clan of Puerto Ricans at my door in 10 minutes flats

 

[daboywonder2002]

My son is 16 months old. He sleeps good through the night, but like clockwork he's up between 5:00-5:30 am every single day. Needless to say I haven't slept past 6:00 more then two or three times since he was born.

I'll give my son the tv remote to play with after I take the batteries out and it's on a game that I want to watch. Hasn't figured out the ol missing battery trick yet.


to all the fathers and whatever method they use to not only keep their little one safe and entertained, but to keep themselves from going crazy.

lol ive tried the same thing but he knows the difference. NO RED LIGHT. MAN GET THE F OUTTA HERE.

 

[daboywonder2002]

in my house i have to constantly remind the wife. NO NAPS AFTER 5PM for my 3 year old. yet she refuses to listen. So i gotta suffer at night while she is up

 

[NYC Rebel]

in my house i have to constantly remind the wife. NO NAPS AFTER 5PM for my 3 year old. yet she refuses to listen. So i gotta suffer at night while she is up

It's a wrap if my son naps after 5. He ain't sleeping again until 11.

 

[daboywonder2002]

It's a wrap if my son naps after 5. He ain't sleeping again until 11.

those car trips are killer though. thats why i hate when we go out late. WAKE UP WAKE UP. man ill pour some cold water on a kid real quick.

 

[Rev]

That shyt don't happen in mi casa. Got my kid like but it's also about making it fun too.

Funny stuff tho.

 

[daboywonder2002]

What shows are yall watching in the crib? for me, its disney jr or sprout. Doc mcstuffins, MIckey mouse club house, sheriff callie. On sprout, its Calliou (he is annoying as hell), chica, bernstein bears, and nina and star the good night show. Damn i love me some nina

 

[Rev]

That shyt don't happen in mi casa. Got my kid like but it's also about making it fun too.

Funny stuff tho.

 

[beejus]

lol ive tried the same thing but he knows the difference. NO RED LIGHT. MAN GET THE F OUTTA HERE.

Yeah, my son mostly goes up to the tv to play with the buttons on it or play with the cable box. I usually try to keep him away, but sometimes I have to distract him with toy cars.

in my house i have to constantly remind the wife. NO NAPS AFTER 5PM for my 3 year old. yet she refuses to listen. So i gotta suffer at night while she is up

You got to put your foot down and stop her from doing that. My son is not quite 1.5, but he's in bed between 6:30- 7:00 every night. If he takes an afternoon nap I make sure he's up by 4:30 so he's tired and ready to go to bed when it's time. Allows me to have some down time while he's asleep for the night.

 

[AkaDemiK]

funniest shyt i've seen in a min.....son I can picture jay's stressed out face just staring at them kids

"i'm about to leave"