Keenan Thompson and wife getting divorced

[THE MACHINE]

Now she’s about to be back in the streets, but this time in her 30s with 2 seeds. She might not like what the streets have to offer this time around

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

80 posts in and nobody dropped this chicks IG, now I gotta go look it up for myself.

I should neg all you n*ggas

Be the change you want to see in the world, breh

 

[North]

She's super bad he was winning until he fumbled it

 

[CW_1991]

Not to sound like a hater or anything but come on, look at her and then look at him.

 

[YakSpiller]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

 

[head shots101]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

 

[GoFlipAPack]

she's still attractive but there's hot new models that are 8 years younger
she's got some competition now

And her p*ssy has a lot of wear and tear aka she birthed kids

 

[Starburst]

80 posts in and nobody dropped this chicks IG, now I gotta go look it up for myself.

I should neg all you n*ggas

christina evangeline (@yoevangeline) • Instagram photos and videos

 

[Animal House]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

You ain’t right fam

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

When a woman uses the littlest thing to break up with you, that means she really isn't digging you anymore.

He still winning tho… He going to have all the white bytches around that SNL set

 

[kt773]

Part of the reason I don't mess around with younger women. They're still figuring out what they want.

Youngest im going is 5 years younger. Imagine you're graduating high school while your future wife is still in 2nd grade
Be a 21 year old man going clubbing and gambling while she was stressing out over spelling tests in 5th grade lmao couldn't b me. She would've missed out on generational shyt like when 9/11 happened or the first smartphones

You’ll miss out on a good one bro, bytches switch up all the time , he’ll we do too just be open and watch for the signs , young and old will pull this shyt

 

[THE MACHINE]

christina evangeline (@yoevangeline) • Instagram photos and videos

Thread about to do numbers when the pics roll in

 

[NZA]

boy if pete davidson is fukking on this one too...

 

[Blessed Koala]

kel won

Kel always been the realest of the real. Dude the type that got on the number 2 bus after doing three episodes of All That. Keenan was a funny style fathead neck ass cornball that felt like his farts reeked of Egyptian Musk. Dude been stuck in SNL hell for two decades and have nothing to show for it but a failed Fat Albert movie, forgettable cameos and meme culture.


Meanwhile, Kel living his best married life and still the better of the half

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

christina evangeline (@yoevangeline) • Instagram photos and videos

This broad ain’t shyt lmaoo

looking through her IG it’s obvious she wants all the clout.. She only got one pic of her and Keenan together from back in 2011